Author's note; This entry is very singlish. Read it at your own risk.
Why not be an old guy for once? I acted like one barbaric 'ah pek' at botanic garden. It was fun. It was ridiculous!
"Eh! Simi?! What you looking at?" I shouted to the little girl.
Oi! Why bully my daughter? Never kanna slap before issit?
"Never ah... Come ah, hit me lah! If you dare hit a 60 year old uncle!"
Then I got up from my seat and pretended to run like one uncle, slowly and swaying around. "I tell you ah! You'll get retribution for bullying an old uncle like me!
Evil twin, "You look more like an Ah Beng rather than a ah pek..."
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