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Friday, March 30, 2007

Charla And Mirna, 'Victorious Duo'

Previous episodes, Charla and Mirna has the unlucky streaks in them, having to step onto the mat 2nd last place always. Just 3 episodes ago, they had to battle out with Rob and Amber for the 2nd last place.

I was abosolutely worried upon realizing that the duos were far behind and that they were unable to complete the race or stepped onto the mat for the last place.

Canniving Rob and bitchy Amber nearly 'tripped' the duos down by faking that they already received the clues. The duos weren't that dumb afterall. Come on, one's a attorney and the other's a quick-thinker. Never to underestimate them.

Just two episodes ago, breaking from their unlucky streaks, they got to the first place. They performed well for their roadblocks.

Way to go.

And just this week, they manage to get to the first place again.

I just hope the duos would continue their lucky streaks.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Bilabong Values

Why did I choose to buy Bilabong brands? From shirts to jeans to caps to belts to bags. Everything on me was previously from Bilabong.

Fuck Bilabong. I'm going to move to a different arena already.

Gucci, Prada, Hermes etc! I'm going to be a material boy! (I'm just kidding).

Promises

Seriously if Prince George were to dictate me, I would have to throw 2 grams of jealousy in. Things' crazy here; everything is so like chaotic. Moreover, I've lost 1/2 of my readers which is like 800 of them.

A pity but it's perfectly fine with me.

I just wish I could go home!
I swear I will blog more when I come back.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

The New Generation

Seriously, there's no more Celine Dion or Mariah Carey.

This is the new generation.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Dieting At It's Best

I hope the overseas training will help me regain back my six pacs. I didn't really follow my 3,6,9,12 dieting program. Curse all the good food! I need to maintain my diet, man.

I'm like so fat!

Fat, fat, fat!

Monday, March 19, 2007

Ugly Is The New Beautiful

Ugly is the new beautiful.

I was shocked to see my own photo. Do I look this ugly?

Friday, March 16, 2007

When A Woman Looks Like A Man

Nowadays there's total confusion over whether she's a man or he's a woman.

Watch the video and you will know what I'm trying to say. I really appreciate this video alot.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Overseas Trainings

I'll be having my overseas training from 14th March to 15th April. Do take care ya, guys? Going to miss you all especially my family members, my significant other and my best buddies and Jaishree!

Love you all. I'll be back in a month's time. Do not forget about me.

I may still be updating my blog for all you know even when I'm away.

I will message those whom I know my temporary number for my overseas trainings.

I decided to gorge myself during the one week because I know when I come back from Tawain, I'll regain that six pacs back.

Airport Internet Lag

Wow, I'm like at the airport, killing time by surfing the internet which is super slow. I can masturbate twice already.

What a shitload of rubbish. Stupid internet. I can't even logged on to my MSN. Curses. Oh weel, the day has come. Here I am at the airport leaving for another country. I'm so going to miss Singapore but hey, I'll be back in a month's time.

Miss me ya.

Damn, I'll be missing loads of actions from Bryanboy's and Carlos's blogs. Just love reading their blog. I may say that they are two wacky monkeys and I meant it in a good way.

This is so cheesy. I'm like drinking ice lemon tea and reading some stuffs from the internet. I guess this is the only way to kill time.

In a few hours time, I will be in a foreign country.

Bad news is I can't masturbate for a month.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Fishes Are NOT Dumb

I take back what I've said to my other half, fishes aren't dumb afterall. I was fishing for the past few days and realized they are actually smart.

I caught two fishes and afterwards I caught zilch. They knew humans were there to catch them. How they know? I don't know. Ask them la.

For four hours, we caught none.

Fishes are not dumb!

Monday, March 12, 2007

Forgiveness

I apologize to everyone for all the wrong-doings. I apologize for making silly mistakes. I apologize for being arrogant. I apologize of I ignore anyone of you.



I'm leaving tomorrow.

The Showdown Between The Cousins 'N' The Bitches

I swear I could just ejaculate right away. The suspense was so great, I couldn't even breathe properly. I watched the Amazing Race and the last two competitors to get to the mat before one get eliminated were Rob and Amber; the liar and the bitch and Charla and Mirna; the determined girl and attorney.

I was like, "Liars and bitches go to hell!"

May God be helpful to the good ones and let the good ones prevail.

Trying to offer advice to her cousin, Charla spoke to Mirna in a language foreign to Rob. When Rob said Charla couldn't do that, Mirna fired back, "Shut the hell up. I said pray to our deceased grandmother to help us. You wouldn't have a clue what that means." Maybe their grandmother came through in the clutch, because Mirna found her letter before Rob and shouted, "Bye, bye baby! See you! Wouldn't want to be you!" For good measure, they addressed Amber as a "lying bitch."


In the end, my favorite team, Charla and Mirna got to the mat at 7th place.

Sorry, spoilers.

Direct Competition

I delayed the re-opening of my fanclub, IssacRitz because I was in direct competition with another blogger. I absolutely have no idea how he managed to know my opening date.

My readers are also his readers. But of course, not trying to be arrogant here, I have more readers than him.

Evil twin, "Then why push your opening date for your fanclub to a later date? You have more readers than him ma."

He's a friend of mine and I'm not anywhere viscious.

Re-opening of my fanclub on 22nd April.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

No Fishing

Okay, 'No Fishing'. I don't get all the fuss here. Please fish at the jetty instead. Like what's the difference?

I was happily fishing when the nature park guy approached us and said, 'you're not allowed to fish here. If you want to fish, go to the jetty."

A`huh, but why? What's the difference? Still the same what. Fish at the jetty and not fishing at the jetty still the same right?

After being like reprimanded, we left but not with nothing. I caught two fishes. Isn't that great? After many months of not fishing, I've not lost touch of the methods of fishing.

Caught two; great achievements.

I guess they are afraid crocodiles might just come out from the water and eat us up.

Slow Steady Pace

My blog has reached the 2000 mark today. I know, compared to my previous blog with a whooping 8000 average readers per day, this is a small achievement.

Click to view where these people come from.

The First In Many Months

It was like 3 months ago we went out as a family and just last Friday, we went out as a family again to dine at Swensens and watch movie at Plaza Singapura.

It was really fun. I felt warm again.

My sister is so so fair!

It's either the lightings or the camera's weird. I look different in this photo.

We're such cam-whores!

Moi dad and mum.

My dad ordered Chciken Caesars Salad.

I ordered Chicken don't know what.

My sister ordered Mocha drink. She's on a diet.

And the banana splits!


My mum decided to order fries at the very last minutes.

The Moving Statues

I was being generous yesterday. I donated $4 to a handicapped uncle and $4 to the moving statues.

Though it's not a big sum. I hope those amount I've donated helped a little.



God loves them!

Saturday, March 10, 2007

The Greatest Gifts

Yesterday, I had a busy day. From rushing to different places to finding a pair of beautiful rings to getting the nicest-smelling perfume. I went to four different places.

I had to make a visit at Arab Street to buy dinner for my other half. I bought the famous Arab Street Murtabak. Absolutely delicious. Service; good. Efficiency; fabulous. I alighted from the cab and like in 2 minutes after ordering, my murtabak was ready, still piping hot.

How amazing was that?

Then I boarded the same cab and sped to Millenia Walk to buy rings. It was 9 and I feared for the worst; the shop closed. I told the driver to wait for me while I buy the rings. I ran like one mad man to this shop name Moshi Moshi but it was already close, technically.

The shutters were halfway closed and I saw the sales assistant counting money. I knocked on the shutter and asked her if I could still buy the rings.

She stared at me and asked me to go away. What the fuck?

That was really rude of her. She could have said in a nice manner, "I'm sorry, sir. We're closed."

Then I rushed to the 2nd destination; the perfume shop which is located at Millenia Walk too.


I bought the nicest-smelling perfume there ever is.

With much probing and questioning, my other half knew the perfume's price. It's ranging from 100 - 150 dollars.

Then I boarded the cab again and told the driver to get me to Suntec City. and that's where I bought my rings.


Thankfully, the shop wasn't closed yet. Muahaha!

The sales assistant was really nice; from having to tell me which rings were nice to being patient with me. But she always make really really funny expressions on her face.

The rings; 130 - 200 dollars.

Greatest Satisfaction

I like to win and if I don't I get real mad and the next time round you compete with me, I'll make sure I win. I feel great and it satistfy my hunger of wanting to win. I know I may sound childish to most but that's my character.

I've been conquering all the PhotoFinder machines at the arcade and I can only be satisfied if I can write my name down after each game which mean to win and get the top 3 placings. Suntec City, Tiong Bahru Plaza, and Bugis.

I'm a go-getter too. What I think and see is nice, I'll have it.
I went to Bugis to play arcade and what caught my eyes were the soft toy machine. You know, those you have to use the mechanic hands to get the toys etc.

I saw Stitch soft toy and was really tempted to get it.

With just three thrice which was 3 dollars, I managed to get what I want; Stitch soft toy.

Then the arcade personnel placed another in the machine. I was tempted again. I tried like 9 to 12 times but all were near miss.

Now I get it. If luck is on your side and it decided to let you win, do not try to get luck on your side again for the second time. Luck will only come when you do not wish for it.

Chocolate Frenzy

No, this isn't any disgusting stuffs. It's chocolate I made.

I'm not kidding you, I made this.

Okay, maybe in the photo it look disgusting but it's nice.

Chocolate!

Friday, March 9, 2007

The Devil's Car

I took photos of this car several times but they were blurred. I used my sister's handphone and the photo was blurred too. Seriously, the car wasn't moving because it was red light. Somehow all the photos were blurred.

Why?

It was a really nice car but one thing that caught my eyes was the plate number.

It was 666. How freaky is that?

And the driver was wearing a hooded shirt and wore dark sunglasses. Why? Weird.

Love In A Form Of Fried Eggs

I'm nuts these days. Everyday since Tuesday I've been frying alot of eggs. One thing for sure, I'm growing fatter. And I'm going to make my other half grow fat too. Everyone who knows me will grow fat too.

My other half asked me whether my food was edible.

Why like that?

I'll show you the steps of frying an egg.


I decided to add extra ingredient; green and red chillis. It's like burning love for my other half.

I crack those eggs and sliced the chillis into smaller pieces.

I mix the chillis and eggs together.

I added two pinch of salts.

Afterwards, I fried the eggs. Looks nice right? I'm a pro right? Say yes!

Wa lah! Ta dah!

What's Inside My Bag

Write an entry on your bag and what's inside and I will post that entry in my blog. It's fun. Then e-mail me your blog to my email at icyboy85@gmail.com or notify me via comment box.

I'm a guy, I don't carry alot of stuffs in my bag unless if I was a girl, then I would have to bring all those cosmetics and girly girl things.

Yes, I'm still carrying the Zinc bag. No time to buy a new one. My bag doesn't have to be from Hermes, Prada or Gucci as long as it is durable and has many compartments.

I will always bring colognes and deodorant with me. I'm starting to love 212 MEN cologne and deodorant. I bring along DKNY too. Not that I'm bad smelling or reek of bad adour but it is always nice to smell good.

My contact lenses; blue and green are from FreshKon. I don't wear them daily because it is a hassle to take them out. I bring along the contact lense solution and my eyedrop.

The far left item is my mouth ulcer solution. In case, if I kiss or eat heaty stuff and ulcer starts to develop in my mouth, that is what its for.

BreathSpray; No I don't have bad breath. Like I say it's always good to be nice smelling. When I kiss, my other half would want more kisses from me.

Small black book; I am very forgetful sometimes so I decided to bring a small book with me to jot down appointments and important notes.

I have alot of vouchers; Swensens, Bonafides etc. Not too sure when to use them.

No male artistes has make me go gaa-gaa over their songs or voices. Though, I thought Lindsay Lohan has a very bad reputation, that doesn't make me not want to listen to her songs. Her vocals can still be improved. This CD of hers, Confession of a broken heart has sentimental values.

Carrie Underwood has always been my favorite after Kelly Clarkson. Katherine McPhee sucks.

If by now, you still don't know Jewel Kilcher is my favorite singer, you can go to hell.


This small bag contains my toiletries.

Shampoos, soaps, revitalisers, condoms, lubricants and mirror.

I carry two wallets; one from Bilabong and the other from from Jean Paul Gaultier.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Crabby Encounter

I'm so bloated after eating two crabs. My god, I feel like puking. Whatever happen to my 3,6,9,12 dieting program.

And I had rice at night. I'm definitely going to grow really really fat! I'm going to continue eating.

Look at me, I'm feasting on crabs. Envy me?

Yummy, fucking delicious!

I look so raw.

Eating crab is like having sex with multiple partners.

Ayumi Hamasaki; Crazy Her

You've seen her MTV's, you've listen to her songs but have you see her play games and act wacky?


This video tells all.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Botak Unveiled

If you know by now, Patricia Mok is DC Superhero new ambassador. My other half bought me a cap there. It look really cool on me. I like it very much.

Many of you have asked me how I look when I'm botak.

Not so fast... I want to feel cool in this cap first.

Dum dum dum ...


Do I look good?

Gorging Myself

Let me tell you something; I'm going to let myself loose before I go for my overseas trainings. I'm going to eat as much as I can. I'm going to indulge myself with good food, junk food and plenty of ice-cream.

Yesterday, two days before, and today, I ate at MacDonalds, not wanting to spare a thought for my tummy.

I will be going to Swensens and Marche tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I'm so going to be fat and I don't care about it anymore!

Thanks A Gazillion

I heart heart you guys! I heart heart you all. I posted a very personal message at my fan's forum. But I wasn't expecting such reactions from them.

I received 5 mails today.


Each letter wrote with great emotions and greatest love.

I heart heart you guys!

Beautiful Fireworks

A new year and a new blog and I have promised myself not to bring anything from 2006 to 2007 but this will be an exception. You may have missed the beautiful fireworks for National Day Parade 2006. You may have want to watch it.

The videos are here. After 6 months, I have uploaded these videos to YouTube and to my blog.


Videos that I will keep for the rest of my life.

March Surprise

The 1st surprise,
"SweetLove Sweetcorn"

My other half made sweet corns for me.
My honey's finger was burnt doing the sweet corns.

2nd surprise,

" Night of Fantasy SKY HIGH "

My honey saw from the TV that there was a EURO FUN FAIR held at Hougang and so my honey decided to bring me there and enjoy a fun filled night at the EURO funfair. The admission fee was $2.00. It was a memorable night for both of US because there was endless fun.

The entrance & the admission tickets:

The token checkpoint and and the tokens we bought(about S$20) :


The fun rides inside:

I wanted so very much to ride the Euro Wheel but my other half wanted more thrills. Riding the Euro Wheel was child's play.
The roller coaster wasn't that much of a thrill either.
The merry-go-round which was suitable for kids.
I told my other half I would not want to ride anything that spins because later I'll get a headache.
No for me. It spins.
Suitable for kids.

Many of the rides were only for kids. The thrills were zilch. My other half wanted something more fun, more thrilling, more adrenaline rush. I was like, "What!"

But looking at the merry-go-round make me want to be a small boy again. I miss being young and naughty.

The fun stalls:

I was so tempted to try the stalls. Look at their prizes. I want that teddy bear and winnie the pooh!


I should have tried my luck. Maybe I could win.

Look at the house of Horror and the GHOST!!!!:


The big windmill


Our fav rides(VORTEX):

Actually it was my other half's favorite ride. I told my other half umpteen times that I was afraid of heights. But since we were already there, might as well take the ride.

If you were there at the fair, I guessed you would be laughing your heads of at me. Practically, I was screaming the whole way. It was fucking adrenaline rush for me. It was like 10 storeys high and it turns 360 degrees.

If you were standing 1k.m away from me, I believed you would have still hear me shouting.

Love you!