101 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME...



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1>>> I don't drink but that doesn't mean I can't - I still can if I want. I don't smoke and i will never ever even take a puf or two - I don't hate smokers because they are not harmful and they are still human just like me. I don't club, maybe I haven't get out more to explore; probably I will but that will only be in the future. I am still a virgin and will still be till I find my perfect partner. I am a vain person; I would always look myself into the mirror every 10 minutes or just take pictures of myself using my camera phone. I am a very patient guy; e.g. if my friends came late for more than an hour, I will still wait but don't push my limits. If you ever do, hell will break loose. But I don't scold vulgarity even though when I am furious. It's not a good way to potray/express yourself. I am da' jealous type of guy. I don't like my partner to flirt around. I am not flirtatious but if I ever finds out that my partner had betrayed me, I will then do so. I am faithful; I will be with my partner till to the end. I am very revengeful if my partner is such a jerk but usually I am not. And for a fact, I don't go around breaking people's heart.



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14>>> I am very helpful; I will eventually lend a helping hand to those people in need. e.g: If I sees a blind man crossing the road, I will help him get to the other side. But if they ever push my help away, well, they really don't need our sympathy. They don't deserve it. I am kind-hearted; I will also donate some amount of money to charity but not my blood - don't even ask me why. I always care my beloved ones, my friends and families; when they are in trouble, I would always be there for them but not always. I am very understanding - don't know how to elaborate further but trust me I am. I am not a very direct or straight forward person, I often beats around the bush but lately, I've become one that is open and not reserving my opinions in my thoughts and not letting it out anymore. I can discuss about everything and anything to my close friends, I am very open like I say. We can discuss topics ranging from school to outside world to sex. I am independent; I dont like people to help me unless I really needs them. I am friendly; I like to socialise with new people. I am humurous; I likes to tell jokes, and laugh my heads off. i am always jovial; unless some kind of a disaster befalls on me, if not I won't put on a long face. I like to spread the joy around, creating a more cheerful, stronger and better ambience for everyone. I am a very good listener; whenever my friends are troubled, I would always take some time to listen to their problemor even lend my shoulder to cry on.



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28>>> I don't snore. I don't have bad breath. I don't have body odour, I don't spit, shout or even laugh aloud in public which will only tarnish my reputation so why should I? I don't dig my nose or ears in front of people. I don't scratch my armpits or my groin area when I'm in public - it's just plain disgusting. Sometimes I do burp in public but now not anymore. Please do it privately. I bath three times or even up to four times a day - morning, afternoon, evening and night. I often change my clothing if the ones I am wearing gets dirty.



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39>>> I hate liars. I hate posers and wannabes - Such craps. Stick to your own style and preference. I hate people who look down upon those lower class people. Becareful, you might be in poverty when you're old. Richness does not last. I hate good looking people who does not want to socialise with those uglier ones. Shame on you! You think you're that good looking! We will all grow old and our skins will wrinkled. All of us will aged and have white hairs. I hate those brainy, intelligence ones who thinks that they are smart and that they can do anything they want. I hate those people who thinks they are smart but they are just trying to act like one. Bleah! I hate those people who can buy anything they want to buy; they can splruge their money anytime they want. I hate turtle neck clothing - its so stuffy. I hate wasabi because I tasted it before and I cried my tears out! I hate my Primary 3 Form teacher, Miss Masnie - she's a bitch. I hate Darryl, my K2 friend, for bullying me everytime you saw me! I hate my secondary school classmates, Chi Hui, Wen Bin and Jian Jin for insulting people so often. Hope you will all get insulted back. I hate math; I got a grade F9 for it during my 'O' Levels. I hate Mr Chua, my physics teacher for being naggy and picking on weaker students on your subject. I hate my secondary school vice principal, Mr.Tan for being so strict, harsh and for setting new rules that we already knew. I hate backstabbers - such sore losers. I hate those people who tries to blend in with a group of people who doesnt wants him as a friend, but he's just pretending to be ignorant. I hate those people who holds a position but are slackers. I hate arrogant, snobbish kids - hate them to the core. I hate naggy people - just can't stand them. I hate two - timers. I hate those people that had broken the heart of their love ones.



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Likings...



61>>> I like my Chemistry teacher, Miss Tan - she's nice, friendly and helpful and not forgeting... funny! She's just so hilarious. I like to eat at fast food restaurant. I like to eat Mutton Chop. I like to be attached and not single - I don't know why. LOL ...Maybe I am afraid to be lonely? I like Rose Bandung - it taste sweet and is one of my favorite drinks. I like to listen to classical/new age songs, preferably Enya's and Pachebel's. I like Sarah MchLachlan, Jewel Kilcher and Enya; I admire them. I like watching shows that have meaningful storyline/plot. I like writing novels - its my passion. I like beaches The most important thing of all is that I like myself.



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71>>> I like to cuddle with my beloved ones. I like to have passionate kiss with my partner. Having intimate moments with my partner, gazing at the stars, hugging each other under the skies. Spending our time at the beach, on a water-breaker, or lying on the sands, feeling the cool breeze brushing against our face, ruffling our hair. Taking a stroll at the beach, holding hands. Taking my partner to a restaurant and have a candlelight dinner. I like to surprise my partner with gifts or anything that attracts my partner. I like to be suprised too --- *hints*. I like to be at a quiet place, probably at park, so that we can have a nice long chat without anyone interrupting.



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80>>> Damn, I really like to gossip but to certain extend only. I was rebellious when I was a kid. I was a exhibitionist - I like to walk around naked at home when I was at the age of 16 and when nobody was at home - maybe back then I got the body, but now not anymore. I kissed before - passionate ones. I run away from home before because of some major misunderstanding between my parents and I. I have been in a relationship before. I like wearing sexy briefs. I would always love to buy tight boxers because I don't have one but I will buy one - soon I guess. I've 'steal' shoes from neighbours and drop them from the highest floor - 22nd floor to be exact. At the age of 14, I met more than 62 people from IRC, organised gatherings or met them 1 to 1.



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Wishes...



93>>> My birthday falls on 3rd June... So you know what i will be expecting from you... I hope there will be world peace. I want powers, real powers - telekinesis or power to freeze time. I wish I have all the different kind of men's clothing. I want to owe a Mercedes Benz, a two storey house with swimming pool and a big garden. I want to be a superstar.



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