The car swerved and hit the lamppost. There were a few people standing near the traffic light but they managed to moved away from the spot! Nobody was hurt!
Happened at Jurong West Street 64 at 9pm!
Showing posts with label Bimbotic Moments Of Singaporeans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bimbotic Moments Of Singaporeans. Show all posts
Saturday, May 16, 2015
Wednesday, April 30, 2014
Dumb Me Answering My Own Question
I asked a friend of mine , " wow, what a nice RED EVERLAST shirt. Where did you get it from?"
And he looked at me ,"you just answered your own question!"
I felt so bimbotic. Urgh. I so wanna hide my face.
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
GF Found Out BF Cheats On Her On Valentines' Day
Girlfriend found out that her boyfriend went out with another girl on Valentines' Day. They had a huge fight at somerset MRT!
YOU TOLD ME YOU ARE WORKING ON VALENTINES' DAY?! wHY ARE YOU OUT WITH A GIRL?
YOU TOLD ME YOU ARE WORKING ON VALENTINES' DAY?! wHY ARE YOU OUT WITH A GIRL?
Girl Broke Up With Guy Because Of Fashion
The girl broke up with the guy over the guy's fashion sense on Valentines' Day.
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Crowded Bus!
On a crowded public SBS bus, an Ah Lian got aboard and refused to budge from the her position near the front door. Her only response to the demands from the bus driver was, "Wah ai go Or-Chard Load!"
Nothing the bus driver did could make her move to the rear of the bus.
Finally, a passenger whispered something into the Ah Lian's ear, whereupon she immediately made her way to the back. Surprised, the bus driver asked the passenger how he managed to do it.
The passenger smiled and said, "I told her that the front of the bus goes to Jurong while the rear will take her to Orchard Road."
Nothing the bus driver did could make her move to the rear of the bus.
Finally, a passenger whispered something into the Ah Lian's ear, whereupon she immediately made her way to the back. Surprised, the bus driver asked the passenger how he managed to do it.
The passenger smiled and said, "I told her that the front of the bus goes to Jurong while the rear will take her to Orchard Road."
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Funny Conversations With Stanley
"So how? How did the girl react to you when you gave her the big carebear ..." I asked.
Stanley replied, "She said three words."
"Thank you much?" I replied.
"No... Its I love you..."
"Then how you react to that?" I asked.
"I said the four words to her." he replied.
I keep quiet for a few seconds before I replied him...
"Can I Fuck You?" I said.
"Was that the words you said?" I continued.
He walked towards the table with alarm clocks, took them by the hands and hit me on the head.
I fainted.
No, I was just joking.
Wait...
I am just joking on the hitting me part.
I really did said that to him.
Then I realized he said to her, "I love you too..."
Those were the four words.
Stanley replied, "She said three words."
"Thank you much?" I replied.
"No... Its I love you..."
"Then how you react to that?" I asked.
"I said the four words to her." he replied.
I keep quiet for a few seconds before I replied him...
"Can I Fuck You?" I said.
"Was that the words you said?" I continued.
He walked towards the table with alarm clocks, took them by the hands and hit me on the head.
I fainted.
No, I was just joking.
Wait...
I am just joking on the hitting me part.
I really did said that to him.
Then I realized he said to her, "I love you too..."
Those were the four words.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Someone Familiar Grocery Shopping At NTUC
I was grocery shopping the other day at NTUC when I suddenly saw someone familiar.
Xiaxue?!
When she turned around, I realized she wasn't who I thought she were.
Someone with blond hair. Petite.
Xiaxue?!When she turned around, I realized she wasn't who I thought she were.
9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman
1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on you toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).
6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to thinks long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do no t question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. ( I want to add in caluse here – this is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome – that will bring in ‘Whatever’)
8)Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F- YOU!
9) Don’t worry about it, I got it.
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doint it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’. For woman’s response refer to #3.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on you toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).
6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to thinks long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do no t question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. ( I want to add in caluse here – this is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome – that will bring in ‘Whatever’)
8)Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F- YOU!
9) Don’t worry about it, I got it.
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doint it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’. For woman’s response refer to #3.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
The Ya Man
"Is it for your girlfriend?" I asked.
"Ya..." the customer replied.
"You want me to wrap the gift for you?"
"Ya..." he replied again.
Something is wrong... Maybe he can only say ya...
I asked again, "Are you gay?"
He replied, "Ya..."
"You want to give me this present?"
He replied, "Ya..."
"Ya..." the customer replied.
"You want me to wrap the gift for you?"
"Ya..." he replied again.
Something is wrong... Maybe he can only say ya...
I asked again, "Are you gay?"
He replied, "Ya..."
"You want to give me this present?"
He replied, "Ya..."
Monday, July 19, 2010
Rachel Klum Gives Blowjob
Can the judges of Miss Singapore select a proper MISS SINGAPORE?
First Rachel Klum, then Ris Low...
OMG!
First Rachel Klum, then Ris Low...
OMG!
Give Michelle Chong An Award ALREADY!
Michelle Chong is so versatile. She should have received a Best Actress award already.
In this video, she imitated Ex Miss Singapore; Ris Low!
In this video, she imitated Ex Miss Singapore; Ris Low!
Phua Chu Kang Owned Ris Low
What was the most daring thing you wore?
"My yellow boots walking down orchard road. JUST my yellow boots."
...
"Correct not everyone can wear animal prince, the leopard wont let you.
and then you can walk down pince edward road!"
"My yellow boots walking down orchard road. JUST my yellow boots."
...
"Correct not everyone can wear animal prince, the leopard wont let you.
and then you can walk down pince edward road!"
Epic Failure; Ris Low
I don't really bother who was and is Miss Singapore.
I don't really care.
But after I watched the Noose, I went to search for Ris Low's interview on youtube.
Oh my god, epic failure!
She was not even answering the questions.
I don't really care.
But after I watched the Noose, I went to search for Ris Low's interview on youtube.
Oh my god, epic failure!
She was not even answering the questions.
Saturday, June 26, 2010
2 in 3 Singapore Men Find Sex... SO SO!
Just one in three men in Singapore have great sex, while the rest find it passable or even lousy, going by a recent survey.
The online survey involved 224 men and women here. It was part of one commissioned regionally by Viagra manufacturer Pfizer.
Men rated their erection on a scale of 1 (severe dysfunction) to 4 (optimal function), based on descriptions corresponding to each number. Women rated their partners.
Of the men, 54 per cent rated themselves optimal (4 on the scale), while 48 per cent of the women gave their partners this rating.
Among men who said they were highly satisfied with sex, more than half rated themselves optimal. One in five rated themselves sub-optimal (3 on the scale).
The men who rated themselves sub-optimal had less sex and were less satisfied with sex and other aspects of life such as love, family life and health, compared to men whose erections were optimal.
The sub-optimal men had sex four times a month on average, about half as often as those rated optimal.
Up to 29 per cent of those who were dissatisfied with sex were very satisfied with life overall, compared with up to 52 per cent of those highly satisfied with sex.
The findings were similar for women who found their partners' erections less than optimal.
The Singapore results mirrored those of the regional survey, which polled 3,957 sexually active people aged 25 to 74 from 13 Asia-Pacific countries. The poll was conducted between May and July last year.
At a press conference here on Feb 19, the survey's consultant, Dr Rosie King, an Australian sexual health physician, said: 'People don't always make the connection between sexual health and other problems.
'Successful treatment of sexual problems translates into significant improvement in satisfaction with sex and overall well-being.
The online survey involved 224 men and women here. It was part of one commissioned regionally by Viagra manufacturer Pfizer.
Men rated their erection on a scale of 1 (severe dysfunction) to 4 (optimal function), based on descriptions corresponding to each number. Women rated their partners.
Of the men, 54 per cent rated themselves optimal (4 on the scale), while 48 per cent of the women gave their partners this rating.
Among men who said they were highly satisfied with sex, more than half rated themselves optimal. One in five rated themselves sub-optimal (3 on the scale).
The men who rated themselves sub-optimal had less sex and were less satisfied with sex and other aspects of life such as love, family life and health, compared to men whose erections were optimal.
The sub-optimal men had sex four times a month on average, about half as often as those rated optimal.
Up to 29 per cent of those who were dissatisfied with sex were very satisfied with life overall, compared with up to 52 per cent of those highly satisfied with sex.
The findings were similar for women who found their partners' erections less than optimal.
The Singapore results mirrored those of the regional survey, which polled 3,957 sexually active people aged 25 to 74 from 13 Asia-Pacific countries. The poll was conducted between May and July last year.
At a press conference here on Feb 19, the survey's consultant, Dr Rosie King, an Australian sexual health physician, said: 'People don't always make the connection between sexual health and other problems.
'Successful treatment of sexual problems translates into significant improvement in satisfaction with sex and overall well-being.
Friday, June 18, 2010
Underage Sch Students; Sex At Public Staircase
I can't believe what I saw...
As I wanted to walk down the staircase instead of taking the lift, I saw something which I shouldn't have seen.
All I wanted to do was to taking a slow stroll down.
Out of nowhere I saw two school students, probably around 13 to 14 yrs old having sex in public.
How I know they are underage?
The boy was wearing shorts instead of pants which indicated that he was still in secondary 1 or 2 as secondary 3 and above needs to wear pants.
As I wanted to walk down the staircase instead of taking the lift, I saw something which I shouldn't have seen.
All I wanted to do was to taking a slow stroll down.
Out of nowhere I saw two school students, probably around 13 to 14 yrs old having sex in public.
How I know they are underage?
The boy was wearing shorts instead of pants which indicated that he was still in secondary 1 or 2 as secondary 3 and above needs to wear pants.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Saturday, May 29, 2010
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