PLAGUED with...

I am plagued with bad luck yesterday.

Lost but retrieved my shop keys.

Spent $40 on cab fares because I had to went back to the shopping mall to retrieve my shop keys.

My district manager was informed.

I did not do my closing settlement properly.

Argh!

Maid NOT Allowed To SIT WITH FAMILY

What kind of treatment is this?

Why can't they allow the maid to sit together with them?

OMG, the kids will definitely follow suit when they grow up. They are definitely going to ill treat their maids!

BLUE SPIN

I hate BLUE SPIN!

My world was upside down yesterday.

Knocked out!

I officially hate BLUE SPIN.

Don't Cut QUEUE!

I had a fun time at Universal Studio but that will be on my next entry.

For now, I must blog on the lady who cut my queue and told me I was in the wrong.

My colleagues and I were in the queue at the taxi stand and there were alot of people. My prediction was that we would be stuck in the queue for at least half an hour or longer than that.

As the queue started moving slower and slower, we started to chat alot with one another.

Maybe I shall illustrate it a form of drawing instead.

I was too tired to talk so I kept moving with the crowd while my colleagues were talking and didn't know that the queue was moving.

This happened only for merely five seconds.

And the woman already got so impatient of my colleagues not moving forward.

Hey come on, if you can wait for that half an hour, why an't you just even wait for that split 5 seconds.

And she was talking out aloud to the person in front of her, "How come they keep on talking?! They cannot see the queue is moving ah?"

"They don't want move, I will cut their queue!" she continued.

Ans then the inevitable happened.

She went under the railing and stood in front of me.

"Excuse me lady, you are not in front of me. Please go back to where you came from." I said politely.

"YOUR FRIENDS ARE TALKING, WHY CAN'T I CUT THEIR QUEUE."

"Ma`am, take a look behind you. There are other people too! You just cut everyone's queue!" I said calmly.

"I cut queue ah because your friends keep on talking and don't want to move forward." she continued.

While she was talking, I shouted to my friends to move forward. They were clueless of what had happened.

I pulled one by one to my side placing ourselves in front of her now except for maybe the remaining four.

I couldn't stand it anymore.

SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP!

Everyone was stunned by my shoutings.

The lady was at lost for words but soon after, she began her madness with me.

"What shut up! You know you are very rude!"

One of my colleagues pulled me away and told me to calm down.

She dare to say I was rude when at the first place she cut my bloody queue and have the audicity to tell me I AM RUDE?

I started of by giving her a gentle reminder which in turn to be shoutings when she did not budge.

Yes she was an elder. SO?

Does elder people have the rights to cut queue?

The Change

I was on board a cab 3 hours ago.

And I thought I would have a peace time in the cab BUT NO!

Taxi driver, "You want to go by AYE?"

(I was from Holland Village and I am going home; Jurong)

I said, "No, just go all the way straight?"

Why go all the way straight? Go AYE better.

I replied, "Just go straight..."

GOT ALOT OF TRAFFIC LIGHTS YOU KNOW?!

"YA!" I replied agitatedly.

This is a minor case.

The major one was when I reached my destination, the fare read, "$12".

So I took out 2 $10 notes and gave him.

Taxi driver, "You got $2?"

I said no.

"You got coins?"

I scrambled to find my coins in my pockets.

NO.

But I don't have small notes, said the driver.

I don't have $2 uncle.

The taxi driver took out his wallet and flashed to me, "I only have one $2 note."

BUT I DON'T HAVE $2 with me. If you don't mind taking just $10, then it will save all the trouble! I said.

No, replied the uncle.

I was getting very frustrated.

Is it my problem that I don't have an exact change?

I didn't give $50 note, you know?

I gave $20 and all the taxi driver needed to do was to give me back $8 change.

Is it my FAULT that I don't have an exact change?

Then he told me to pay by NETS.

What if that time, I didn't carry my atm card out with me?

What will the scenario be?

I bet it will turn ugly.

I took out my ATM card and paid by nets. AND BLOODY HELL, I HAVE TO PAY ADDITIONAL $0.30 for using my nets.

What the heck?

It Doesn't Pay To Be Kind

I have always been kind to others. I have always been helping others.

There's this lady whom I offered to help because my new found friend who is a security guard told me to help her.

Out of good will, I offered to help.

Both her daughter and her daughter's boyfriend are in the Phillippines right now and they are looking for a job in Singapore.

I asked my friends who are working in Levis Lady, Carls Junior and Fox to check if they have any job vacancies.

Days later all of them replied me with good news.

So I photocopied the lady's daughter's and daughter's boyfriend's resumes and handed them to the respective shops.

So I thought on my part, that's done.

Never did I expect I am needed to do all the bloody callings to ensure that her daughter and the daughter's boyfriend get the job.

HELLO!

That's not my job anymore.

Can you believe it when the lady actually stepped into my shop today, she raised her voice questioning my help that I had been given to her for months.

And she even passed me the agent's number to ask me to call the agent to check if the resumes have been processed.

Note; THIS IS NOT MY JOB.

I am here to offer help to find job vacancies for them.

They get or don't get its not my business anymore.

They are coming to Singapore soon. Can you be a little faster?

What faster? Are you insane? I can't do much already.

If Fox outlet already scanned through their resumes but don't want to hire them, my business ah?

Geez, the people nowadays are insane!

It really doesn't pay to be kind.

Close Shave

Totally reckless.

The cab driver and the pedestrians.

If I didn't shout, "Uncle, brake! There's two people in front..."

The two guys who were crossing recklessly might have died.

Worst still, smashed into the cab's windscreen, causing trauma to me as I was seated in front.

Totally reckless.

No To Turtlenecks

I will not wear turtlenecks. I am short. 1.73m in height is not tall for Asian guys. If I wear turtleneck, the little bit of height I have is taken and consumed by the turtleneck.

So I shall say no to turtleneck.

Crazy Woman

I really have to get this out of my chest.

FUCK YOU STUPID WOMAN.

Okay, now I am satisfied.

I will never get this angry even when a customer gets too pushy BUT this customer of mine whom I served yesterday really pushed me way off the limits.

How stupid can she be ah?

Can you help me to connect the usb cable from the speaker to the laptop?

I gave her instructions to connect the cable but she still doesn't understand me and request me to personally help her.

HOW TO?

Insanity.

Still want to slash the price as if its like a NIGHT MARKET.

I TELL YOU THE NEXT TIME SHE COME, I WOULDN'T BE SO NICE TO HER ANYMORE.

My Untidy Neighbour

I wish I can like my neighbour more but they have been chucking their unused items outside of their house, along the corridor.

That makes people like me difficult to walk pass their corridor to the lift with all their junks piling up.

There was a partiular day, they placed their trolley in the middle of the walkway causing me to be really frustrated. I nearly wanted to shout at them.

I looked inside of their house andwasn't surprised at all to see that their living room was like a pig sty.

Singaporeans?

No.

Pesky Kids

I thought boys would be more irritating than girls but I was wrong. I was forced to believe that girls are more irritating than boys. I am not saying that all girls are irritating. Its just the minority.

Those girls who keep on talking and talking and talking.

Those girls who keep on bothering you when you are doing your work.


Like yesterday at work, I was clinching sales with this guy whom wanted to buy a product from my store. Then, 3 teenage girls whom I know, and who are regulars to my stores, disturbed me over and over again.

They saw I was serving customer but they still stood beside me shouting, "Stupid Uncle! Stupid Uncle! Remember me or not?"

They were shouting and yelling and giving that smirk on their faces.

Especially one of the girls.

"Uncle, remember ME OR NOT?"

I was like hello? I am serving customer now.

The customer even rolled his eyes. Sheesh!

They were really very pesky.

So Fake...

A lady with her friend was looking at a product which costs $19.90. It was a lamp which can be powered by USB, battery and DC power. And it can be a really good night light and study light.

Missy, "Wah, this one very nice. How much is this?"

I replied, "its 19.90. Can be powered by USB, and DC POWER and also batttery. Very useful."

"So CHEAP!? But I don't think the lights are good enough. I think they will be very weak." she replied.

I grinned, "No. Come. I show you."

I brought her to the storeroom, switched off the lights and on the lamp!

Walah!

It was so bright you can even write.

I said, "Good right?"

The lady nodded in agreement.

The lady asked me again, "How much is it?"

"Its 19.90."

WAH! SO EXPENSIVE.

The same lady who onced said it was cheap now said it was expensive.

The same lady who wasn't convinced that the lgihts were powerful enough was convinced.

It was obvious from the first place she didn't really want to buy it.

Getting On My Very Last Nerves

Urgh! i hate it when this 'person' gets too cocky or noisy. It gets on my last nerves.

L.A.S.T Nerves.

I don't like it when people swear and curse!

Its just not a pleasant sight to see or hear.

I tell you; - DO NOT SWEAR OR CURSE.

It just projects your childishness.

The Hoo-cha(s) People

I came up with the word 'The Hoo-cha(s) people'.

Hoo-cha refers to people who are good-looking but have stuck-up attitudes.

E.g.

"OMG! Are you looking at the same direction I am looking at?! The Hoochas are coming! The hoochas are coming."

or...

"Oh my neh neh, I hate the hoochas and they irks me. Look there, the hoochas!"


Hoocha who?

who hoo?

cha cha cha.

I hate the hoochas!

Uncool Remarks

So one day, at that very particular time, the song which was playing at my outlet was abit of a trance and dance.

And there a group of Junior Colleges students commented, "Why must Ah beng listen to Trance and dance music?"

That was when I rolled my eyes.

What a remark!

I am not an Ah beng! Just because I dyed my hair silver and it so happened that the song played that time was trance does not make me an Ah beng.

Geez.

This is my 5th irritating encounter I had with junior colleges students.

Let me get this clear, being a student of any junior colleges doesn't make you any smarter than us. And by giving such remarks, it only show your stupidity.

I remembered when I was 13, I was really dorky. I was seated in front of two junior colleges students and guess what they did to me?

Junior college student number 1, "Oh, he look so nerdy. Look at his hair. Gel until so thick and hard."

Number 2, "And he look so nerdy. Oh my god."

Drinking Is Your Companion

MY Ex is trying to be noble by saying drinking and getting high and drunk is for work. UTTER RUBBISH.

At least now, since I am OFFICIALLY SINGLE, I can travel around the world without worrying to foot for someone else's bills and air tickets.

I can forget about the trip in October. At least I don't have to worry about my leaves anymore.

Geez, the constant and I MEAN CONSTANT habit of my ex drinkings and getting high and drunk were killing me.

Promise, promise , promise. A pack of bullshits!

Fuck la, I can do without friends if I am attached especially those useless friends.

Fucking ex said, "oh, my ex -manager's birthday today, need to go..."

Of course I allowed because as long as its not a getting high and drunk session. My ex even promised to stay sober but I don't think thats the case.

Everytime I told my ex, "You're high already."

My ex reply will be, "I high or not high, you think I betray you."

Can you guys tell me how stupid that reply was ?

What does getting high or not high got to do with betrayal. Fuck, I hate your drinking habits.

FUCK,

WILL YOUR FUCKING MANAGER DIE FOR YOU?

WILL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS DIE FOR YOU?

THEY PROVIDE LOVE FOR YOU?

THEY MAKE LOVE WITH YOU?

FUCKING HELL NO!

YOU WANT TO DRINK RIGHT?! DRINK LA! DRINK UNTIL YOU GROW OLD. DRINK, DRINK.

DRINKING IS YOUR FUCKING COMPANION WHAT.

Please, everytime you are high or alittle high, your voice changes. I can hear the bloody difference.

You're old already. Fucking priorities properly.

Leopards can never change its spots.

I shall stop here. I don't want my blood pressure to shoot sky-high. Health. I must take care of my health.

Just yesterday I was missing my ex so so much till I called my ex several times. I thought of my ex.

From much love to numbness now.

Because of what?

MY EX RELUCTANCY TO STAY SOBER.

Normally after every quarrel we would patch back but this time round it seems highly impossible.

An advice for you; - GO get a boyfriend that drinks and appreciate wines and drinking sessions.

Summer, The Beautiful Tress, And The Lake

I love Hot Air Balloon by Owl City.

It gives me that happy feeling! It makes me think of summers. And all the beautiful trees and of course a beautiful lake.

You can't find all these in Singapore. Sad right?!

I want to go to the BOTANIC GARDENS!

Just Asking For Directions...

I really hate it when people take me as a walking directory. It is really very infuriating. Its like taking a knife and stabbing at my genital areas several times. Geez.

"Excuse me, where is McDonalds?"

"Hello, hello... where is Singtel shop?"

"Eh, how do I get to DBS bank ah? Can show me how to go there?"

The first few times were okay but as the questions grew by the day, I got really pissed. Just because I am standing in front of my shop to promote my shop items doesn't mean I am willing to give directions to people.

I got so mad I tweak the directions.

"Hello, where is Mac Donalds?"

I replied, "You go to the second floor, walk straight, then turn right, you see the toilet, turn left. Mac Donald is there."

But Mac Donald is just on the first floor and you do not even have to turn right or turn left.

I tell you, Bangladesh are the worst people of all the people.

Ask me for directions, never ever once said thank you. Once they get directions, they look away and then walk away.

AND BECAUSE OF THESE FREAKING BLOODY FREQUENT DIRECTIONS QUESTIONS, I LOST A HUGE AMOUNT OF SALES!

Just because I have to entertain them, the customers whom I serve for that moment will take the chance to walk away.

Argh.

"Excuse me, Singtel shop where?"

I DON'T KNOW. And then I walked away.

STOP!

Let me remind all of you again;

I do not have IRC installed in my laptop. I have not been visiting IRC for a year plus already.

Whoever that imposter was, please stop it. Its damaging my reputation. Its damaging my blog's reputation.

I don't have IRC in my laptop or computer.

Who you saw online was not me.

Thank to those who notified me.

My $80 Teeth X-Ray

I suspected my upper wisdom tooth smashed the tooth beside it leaving a big hole in that particular tooth.

Yesterday I dreamt I pulled my broken tooth out with force and when I woke up in the morning, that particular tooth send out a surge of pain.

Damn it. It took 2 hours or so for the pain to go away.

I was shopping at Clarke Quay yesterday and saw a Dental clinic. Immediately I rushed in to have my teeth checked.

My heart ached because they told me to go for a teeth x-ray and the cost of the x-ray is $80.

But okay la, now I know the conditions of my teeth.

BAD.