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Thursday, October 26, 2006

Tarot Card Reading

I am The Hierophant

The Hierophant often represents learning with experts or knowledgeable teachers. This card also stands for institutions and their values. The Hierophant is a symbol of the need to conform to rules or fixed situations. His appearance in a reading can show that you are struggling with a force that is not innovative, free-spirited or individual. Groups can be enriching or stifling, depending on circumstances. Sometimes we need to follow a program or embrace tradition, other times, we need to trust ourselves.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Stalking / Silence

Just this morning, I received an e-mail from one of my blog readers. I was petrified when I saw my photos.


This is crazy. The reader took a photo of me near my house! She followed me!

Gosh!

It's not safe for me to wonder around alone anymore.

It's perfectly fine to like someone or worship him as your blog idol but this is too much. You're stalking me!


Please get a life!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Blog Progression

I have not been religiously updating my blog! My laptop is still down. I am forced to go to the cybercafe every week to update instead.

I need a new laptop! I need a new story! I need a life!

This is getting absurd!

Ah! I want to watch porn!

"Ew. You sick bastard!" shouted my evil twin.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Presenting... Janice

I'm always happy to be photographed with my blog readers.

Presenting ...

Janice.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Things That...

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon


Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious transubstantiate


Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Call the hotline

What are you waiting for?

Call 1900 112 2227 .

Support Patricia Mok.

Support Patricia Mok.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Paris Hilton

I was really grossed out when I came to know that Paris Hilton had released an album.

I asked myself, "Can she really sing?"



She's much better than Nicole Richie but her voice is still a little raw.

I don't really like her but this song is fabulous and she sounded like Hilary Duff in this video.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Subtle October

Videos, videos and more videos. Boring you may say. Where's the photos? Where's the loads and loads of photos you usually uploaded to your blog? Where are they?

I'm not lazy nor I do not have the time. I'm just gearing up for five upcoming events.

Invitations have been sent out to a few people and they are those who read my blog and those who personally know me.

Let me give you a few hints on those events. Photos will explain everything.

Patrcia Mok?

A woman dancing in this photo. But what does this photo have anything associating with Patrcia Mok?


Ah, bachelor party...

If you guessing that Patricia Mok will be having a bachelor party, your guess is wrong.

Kepp on guessing. Till then, stay tune. and if you got any queries, e-mail me at icyboy85@gmail.com and if you have not receive the invitation and thinks that you should receive one, e-mail me.

Friday, October 13, 2006

MadTV's Spoof; Alias And Terminator 3



Terminator VS Alias. Who do you think will win?

Friday 13th

In the Western world, a significant chunk of the population suspects bad things will happen whenever the 13th day of a month occurs on the day of the week called Friday.

Like many human beliefs, The fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskavedekatriaphobia or paraskevidekatriaphobia, a specialized form of triskaidekaphobia, a phobia (fear) of the number thirteen.

The superstition does have deep, compelling roots, however, and the origins help explain why the belief is so widespread today...

Origins:
The origins of Friday superstitions are many. One of the best known is that Eve tempted Adam with the apple on a Friday. Tradition also has it that the Flood in the Bible, the confusion at the Tower of Babel.

The origins of the Friday the 13th superstition have also been linked to the fact there were 13 people at the last supper of Jesus, who was traditionally crucified on Good Friday, but it probably originated only in medieval times.

It has also been linked to the fact that a lunisolar calendar must have 13 months in some years, while the solar Gregorian calendar and lunar Islamic calendar always have 12 months in a year.

I did not even realize it was Friday the 13th till I chanced upon the calender to check out the date today.

Bloody hell, it's like having RUHUA in my bedroom.

I must stay low today. It's not good for me.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Plastic Surgery; The Wonders Of It

Ashlee's new nose job!

And this was her nose before.

Jennifer Lopez. Aiyah, before or after, I still don't find her appealing.

Jessica's back-then face was a horrid.

The now-Christina looks scary!

Before...

After...

Right...

Mad Auntie In Lift

The auntie is absolutely insane. She's a madwoman! The innocent guy must be trembling in fear, still with his camera handphone in his hand.



Let the game begin!

Round 1!

Normal attack damage = 10(blocked by guard).

Ultimate: super handbag swing.

Max damage = 10.1attack.

Life left of victim:99.9%(healthy)

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Is Oprah Winfrey Mad?

She's MAD!



Oprah's mad!

The Truth; Did Tommy Hifiger Appear On Oprah's Show?




Subject: Tommy Hilfiger on Oprah



Hello, please read.... and pass on if you haven't already! Everyone needs to see this.



Good for Oprah!!!! I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show, where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if the statements about race he was accused of saying were true. Statements like"...if I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish and Asians would buy my clothes, I would not have made them so nice. I wish these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they are made for upper class white people."



His answer to Oprah was a simple "YES". Where after she immediately asked him to leave her show. My suggestion? Don't buy your next shirt or Perfume from Tommy Hilfiger. Let's give him what he asked for. Let's not buy His clothes, let's put him in a financial state where he himself will NOT be able to afford the ridiculous prices he puts on his clothes.



BOYCOTT PLEASE...., & SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU KNOW



Nothing empowers people quite like their own survival!




Oprah herself did what she could to quell this slander. On Monday, 11 January 1999, she opened her show by adamantly denouncing the rumor, emphatically stating the following:


So I want to just set the record straight once and for all. The rumor claims that clothing designer Tommy Hilfiger came on this show and made racist remarks, and that I then kicked him out. I just want to say that is not true because it just never happened. Tommy Hilfiger has never appeared on this show.

READ MY LIPS, TOMMY HILFIGER HAS NEVER APPEARED ON THIS SHOW. And all of [the] people who claim that they saw it, they heard it — it never happened. I've never even met Tommy Hilfiger.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Zoe Tay; For A Laugh Or Is She The Butt Of The Joke?

Christopher Lee, marry FANN leh!?

MARRY HER NOW! She's waiting...



Fann, Christopher love you!

This is sweet revenge, Zoe thought.

Star Awards 2006' Nominations

What a shocker!





I'm still rooting for Patrcia Mok this year but with all those other likeable female contenders, can my votes and others for Patricia garner her to top 10?

Monday, October 9, 2006

Being Flirtatious / Pot Calling The Kettle Black

Personally, I dont think there's much harm in flirting, as long as you know the other person feels comfortable with it too. Of course, there is a limit, as with everything. If you go around flirting heavily with every guy you see, then you will probably be labled a slut. So just keep it short and sweet, maybe try just with guys/girls who are really good friends.

They told me that I was a flirt a few years ago. Then I began pondering. If I were to compare to those whom I know, they are more flirtatious than me and I perfectly do not understand why they keep hammering at me for being a flirt while they themselves are flirtatious people.

It's like the pot calling the kettle black.

Why aren't they being put down too? Why am I always taking the shit?

I don't really care. Really. All these are trivial matters.

Maybe because I'm in the limelight and they're not so it's obvious that they will take note of every movement I make. And if I make a wrong move, there goes the gossips and bad-mouthing. But when I do something charitable or good, they would just dismiss it with a "So What?

Seriously, it's not worth my time talking about all these craps.

A little side track,

It's clear that "the pot calling the kettle black" refers to criticism that could equally apply to the critic. But why is "black" a criticism in this phrase? I am specifically wondering if this is one of those nasty ethnic slurs that is left over from a time when such things were more commonly spoken, or if some other interpretation might apply. Any ideas or information? Please send an e-mail. Thanks.

I thought that the 'black' in the saying referred to the soot which accumulates on pots and kettles which are used on fire stoves. Maybe the 'black' in this case is a criticism because it's not very nice to have black soot marks left on the table or wherever the kettle is placed? Just my personal interpretation, I don't have any book references.

In the days when cooking pots and kettles where placed over open fires to heat the contents they accumulated a great deal of soot on their exteriors and the color of one was indistinguishable from the other: that color was the black as one might expect with finely divided carbon in the form of soot - a percentage of which is in the relatively recently discovered carbon 60 form by the way.

Therefore to use the expression 'Pot calling the kettle black' was to indicate to the listener that there was absolutely nothing to choose between one of two or more positions, people, behaviors etc.

Hmm...

Sunday, October 8, 2006

Floating In The Air / Inspirations

"Somehow all this thanks to icyboy85 who blog inspire me to make a new life . Not that now it perfect , hey I am human and this the real world . ..." - http://driftingpaper.blogspot.com/ -

"Happen to chance upon it in the web,giving credits to blogger icyboy85. Once upon a time, there was a 15 year-old-girl who was deeply infatuated with a ... " - http://www.unrebel.net/ -

"My best buddy inspired me to make a blog of my own!" - http://slim_totti.blogspot.com/ -

"I got the best fashion tips from icyboy85. He's cool!" - http://frendzgirl.blogspot.com/ -

And there are those who make templates and photoshopped photos of me for me.


I look fat. Look at my chubby face. But not anymore.

On an Island!

And a photo of me falling from the sky.

All done by Ashton, - http://flangevalve.blogspot.com -


And the latest done by Jay.

I've to thank all of them.

Thank you all!

Saturday, October 7, 2006

Yvonne Lim; Once Arrogant But Not Anymore

When I was younger I dont really like Yvonne Lim. She's really good at acting but her personality doesn't really shine. I used to think that she's arrogant.

I shall not indulge any further to why I thought she was arrogant but now, my opinion on her has changed.

Yvonne Lim returns to our small screen as a betel nut babe whose life takes a complete turn after she acknowledges her long-lost father in Singapore, incurring the wrath of her half-sister, played by Fiona Xie in her first bitchy role.

I have to admit she's really good playing the bad girl.

Li Shanqi (Yvonne Lim) grew up in Taiwan and earned a living as a betel nut seller. She is forced to flee the country when she accidentally offends an underworld leader. With her late mother's belongings, she travels to Singapore to look for her birth father, Zhang Mingsheng (Chen Shu Cheng).

Mingsheng is a jewelry merchant with a wife Chen Yuchun (Jin Yin Ji) and daughter Zhang Meiya (Fiona Xie). Following the family business, the intelligent but self-centered Meiya becomes a jewelry designer.

A string of unfortunate events befall Shanqi after she arrives in Singapore. First, she has an unhappy encounter with entrepreneur Yang Zhiyun (by Pierre Png); then, she is mistaken for a prostitute and held in the police station. When she is released, she manages to get into a jewelry exhibition organised by Meiya to look for her father. However, she is mistaken for a thief and given a dressing down in public by Meiya. Not one to take things lying down, she retaliates against Meiya.

Mingsheng, by sheer chance, recognizes Shanqi's late mother's belongings. Moreover, Shanqi looks exactly like her late mother. When he questions her in private, Shanqi tells the truth but Mingsheng is not sure what to believe.

Yeah, it's a must watch!

Friday, October 6, 2006

Pervertic Mind Of A Ah Pek

I was disgusted at the sight of a AhPek who had boarded the same bus with me. We sat at the top floor, side by side. He looked decent at first but I was really wrong. Looks can be really deceiving.

There was this pretty schoolgirl who had sat 2 seats away from him. The AhPek kept on looking at her. I thought it was normal since she was a beauty and it's no wonder guys look at her.

But things got alittle nasty.

The AhPek took out his camera phone and started to snap her. Not her face but her skirt. By then, the schoolgirl was already asleep.

What the hell?

This is so wrong! I confronted the AhPek and asked him what he was really doing. He ignored me and kept on snapping.

"Excuse me, that's really rude you know?" I told the AhPek.

None of your business! shouted the pathetic AhPek.

"I'll call the police and inform the schoolgirl of your unruly behavior. Now, delete all the photos you've taken of her or I will deal with you accordingly."

"Wah piang! Wo hen tao mei!"

He erased all the photos of the schoolgirl and left the seat abruptly.

Now, that's super sick!

Thursday, October 5, 2006

Questions From My Dearest Readers

There are tons and tons of e-mails and I am having difficulty responding to each and everyone of them. It will be easier to reply them here.

"I saw you the other day at Suntec City. I waved at you but you didn't wave back. I'm just pne of your blog reader but I think you read my blog before. I don't have photo of myself on my blog and that's why you can't recognize me." -PinkyGirl-

You already answered your own question. You have a blog but there is no photo of you. Thus, I didn't know who you were waving to.

"Eh eh, how are you eh? Is that your new squeeze I saw you with at Pulau Ubin? I'm emogerl!" -Emogerl-

It's for you to keep on pondering on that question of yours because I won't be revealing anything.

"That time I bumped into you at Esplanade. You look cuter in person. Very cute leh. I smiled at you and you smiled back. You know me. I was happy that you smiled back! Wee!~" -CrazyCharla-

Thanks for the compliment.

"I hate you! I hate you! Do you know why I hate you? Go figure.." - Jason24-

I wonder why you hate me but I don't really care.

"I'm in love with your blog and you. It's nice to see you clubbing at the same place I was clubbing last 2 weeks. You're hot! Was that your new squeeze?" - (The person did not want me to publicize names/nicks on my blog)-

Thanks for loving my blog. I think I know who you are. Anyway, I won't be revealing anything pertaining my love life.

"When's your birthday?" - Suzanne14-

3rd June 1985 . Since I told you my birthdate, you must give me presents. (Just kidding)

"Can I go out with you sometimes? I want to be your friend. Can I?" - Tony23-

There will be an outing this coming December. Details are not out yet but I can affirm with you that the date has been set. Oh wait, it's only invites. Just keep e-mailing to me to let me know you better.

And there's plenty more e-mails yet unread. When I have the time, I promise to reply to all.

Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Plus Size Models Are Great

Nowadays, models are so skinny that I think their bones might just pop out of their skin. Look at Nicole Richie. She's so thin.


Lindsay Lohan, Kiera and everyone else is getting thinner by the day.

Where's all the plus size models?

She's so gorgeous! I love her.

What's her name ah?

You do not have to be thin to be gorgeous.

Tuesday, October 3, 2006

The Past Is A Hindrance

All these gifts were given to me by my EXs and I scolded myself for why I kept them till today.

"You can't forget about them la, Isaac." exclaimed my Evil Twin.

That's absolutely rubbish!

So I decided to throw all the gifts they gave me and I mean ALL OF THEM regardless if they were expensive or not.

Ah! This box with the number 3 and R on it. Throw it away.

And this ring with my Ex's name engraved on it. Throw it away!

And all the movie tickets from January 2004.

Throw them all away!

Monday, October 2, 2006

Keep Trying

If you fail once, try again.

You cannot give up till you succeed!



I've failed so many times in life but I never stop trying.

Sunday, October 1, 2006

Women Should Not Have Children After 35

This is one of those controversial statements but I fully stand behind it. Women should not have children after 35!

Some say, "Of course women can have children after 35!"

They don't know what they are talking about and I can guarantee they have had very little experience in the matter.

I don't care what the doctor says. I don't care what your friends say. I don't even care what your pastor says. Women should not have children after 35! I don't advise it, I vehemently recommend against it, and loudly and even at times rudely tell people "don't even consider it."

You can quote me on this. If you want to say that I said it. And I said it more than once.
"Women should not have children after 35!"

Some will send rude e-mails proclaiming the freedom of the womb but I still stand by what I said.

You may disagree with me, that's your right.

I still stand firm on the issue. With most things I keep an open mind but not on this issue. If I find an exception to this rule, then I will be open to change but for now, it's firmly closed because I have never seen an exception.

Women should not have children after 35!

35 children are enough!

Do you get it, my blog readers?

What are you talking about?

Shut up and see the next photo ya?

Never get drunk with someone like Britney or she might just get you a gift, A BABY!

Oh, what a way to start an October post.