Using Without Paying

Well, this is the first and probably won't be the last. You see, last Sunday, I went to the LAN shop opposite Roxy Square to kill my time by surfing the internet and blogging. So I went through the normal procedure by writing down my name on a book and indicated the time I arrived.

I was with a friend and both of us chose the computers not too far away from the toilet. I still can remember vividly that it was only 8 in the morning. Thank god that there was a 24 hours LAN shop nearby if not we will not know where to go and what to do.

Guess what? We saw a very very very cute Japanese girl. So cute. I believed she is only 4 years old. My friend told me that he felt like pitching her cute chubby cheeks. Maybe more than that for me. I wished I could pull her hair and swing her to the ground. She's so cute!

I want to strangle her and slap her and pinch her hands.

Evil twin, "I don't think you can ever have children."

You see, everytime I see cute children, I thought of doing the same to them too. Seriously, I'm not a sadist.

So I blog and surf porn there to kill my time. I've also decided to change my blog URL. By now, if you're a smart-ass, you should know where I've placed my new blog URL. Smart Hakim found my blog less than a day.

Two hours passed swiftly and it was time for me to leave that disgusting dirty place. I mean the toilet was like so dirty and smelly.

We walked to the counter and realized that it was a different person that was taking care of the shop. I guessed they just changed shift. And that was the time when I decided to do something evil. I had a plan in mind.

Why not just walk out of the shop without paying. No cameras too. I thought.

So I told my friend to walk away and so he did.

The staff turned around and asked me to sign in instead of asking me to pay.

Wait a minute! He didn't even know I already finish surfing. Which means, I can simply walk out too. But stupid me, I told him that I already used and wanted to pay for the usage. I flipped the page and pointed my name to him.

"That will be $3."

I took out my coins and handed them to him.

"You have a friend too who used the computer just now, right?"

"Erm, yes. He is in the toilet."

"Alright." And he looked away.

I pretended to sip on my lemon tea while slowly walked away from the shop. After I thought I was far enough, I started to brisk walk my way to Roxy Square to join my friend who has escaped from paying.

"Wah, save $3 sia!"

I clapped my hands with enthusiasm.

We stopped at the drink stall to get ourselves a drink before walking off. Abruptly, I heard a familiar sound.

Click click click clack click clack!

"That sound..."

I turned back and saw the LAN shop guy walking towards me, "Where's your friend?"

I was stunned. Immediately, I pointed to my friend. Shit! Darn me! We should have walked far far away.

Points to take note, run as far far away as you can.