Happy Birthday Sister!







Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to Nadiah! Happy birthday to you! Hope all your wishes will come true and that you will ace in all of your subjects in your upcoming examinations.



A year older, a year funkier, a year cooler. Yes, my sister's birthday falls on the same date as the Malaysia's birthday. Anyway, I hope that you will excel in sports and academically!



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Constance's Belated Birthday Celebration



P/S: This entry is for comical relieve!



After doing our CIP, we decided to go to Seoul Garden at Bugis Junction to celebrate our dearest friend's birthday. She was elated that she could spent her birthday with us that she nearly peed in her skirt. It was of course a joyous moment for her.



We decided to take the train instead of the bus from Pasir Ris to our school since we knew that the bus will go a longer route. While we were on the train platform, Constance let down her hair and frightened all the passengers as for she looked like....





Sadako...

If you all still do not know who Sadako really is, let me tell you a little bit about her. Sadako is the little girl who was pushed into the well by her mum who thought that Sadako was having an affair with her husband.

Her mum was jealous and she decided to seal off the well so that Sadako would not be able to climb back up. Sadako had stayed in the well for many years but finally she decided to do something about it.

Sadako became horny and started to have the need to have sex with old men and women. She used her mighty strength and break the lid opened. Finally, she was freed.

Now, she is still hunting but however she was afraid that she might not perform well as she was still an amateur and her most 'essential' part is covered with cobwebs.

So she decided to take a human body form and thus Constance. Everyone at the station screamed in terror and run in every directions. A few decided to jump off since it was the fastest route to escape. They feared her.

But of course, we tried to calm down the public and told them that Sadako is just a harmless girl who need sex badly. Once she got one, she will be freed. You know, like sleeping beauty who needs a kiss from Prince Charming to wake her up from her sleep.

And then I had no choice but to give her a vibrator that I bought 2 days ago. I had always keep it in my bag for personal use. And then she came instantly. She thanked me and soon after she became normal again.

We boarded the train and headed to our school to return our donations we had collected before advancing to Bugis Junction.

However, in the train, I saw three stooges. Oh wait a minute, they are my friends.

They were laughing loudly. And the guy on the far right farted loudly a couple of times. Poot! Poot! Pooooooot! Ah! I fell much better after letting out my gas. He let out a wide smile as for he felt relieve and satisfied.

We had to cover our noise as the smell was really atrocious. All the weaker ones on the train fainted but the rest were strong.

Minutes later, we alighted and proceeded to the school to return all the donations and then took a bus to Bugis Junction.

I thought it would be a peaceful and pleasant journey but something happened. Michelle wanted try out her new experiment on one of the stooges, Eric. She wanted to know whether Eric would fart if she would just poke him gently at his arms.





"No! Don't" he shouted.

He was afraid that he might let out a huge one since he was controlling not to fart from the train till now. So if he does it now, everyone in the bus will suffer minor concussions.

And then, it happened.

Derrick was the first one to be knocked out.

I tried to wake him up but to no avail! He could not hear my voice as the moaning of a five year old girl that he was listening to earlier on was overpowering my voice. I gave up and let fate decides.

I know he will be alright. And I was right. Everyone else in the bus was sleeping soundly except for the two of us.

Wait! You all must be wondering why wasn't I affected by the fart smell. Simple~ I had been practicing at home farting here and there till I am immune to the smell. =)

I concluded that the moaning had saved him and decided to use it on everyone in the bus. We decided to plug the wire in Constance's ass and make her mouth as the speaker.

We turned the volume up by pressing her nipples. And then there was it - the moaning. Aaaaah! Ahhhh! Aaaaaa!

One by one opened their eyes and each gave a long sweet kiss to Constance. A few pervert old men even French kiss and tongue her. We were disgusted by the sight of it but however she wanted more.

I advanced to her and slapped her silly. "Now now behave!"

Then, we proceeded to Seoul Garden restaurant. I had brought ONLY twenty bucks and I feared that it might not be enough.

Michelle assumed that each individual will only need to pay 18 dollars but she had forgotten to add the free flow drink and service charge which could add up to 23+++++ dollars.

And none knew about it except for Michael and me but we just kept quiet. Before we stepped in the restaurant, we have to pay first. So when the cashier announced the total amount, we were short of, let's say, 24 bucks.

Derrick forked in 6 more dollars and the rest 2 but as for me and Constance, we were already penniless. Haha. I should have brought more cash with me! But still after forking in, it was still not enough.

And they won't accept NETS. So Tommy and Michelle proceeded to a nearby ATM machine to draw out money. The rest followed while Eric, Michael, Constance and I stayed behind.

I was already embarrassed for the fact that we were short of cash and I had to wait outside the restaurant for them to return with the extra cash.

Take note - We were only paying for the lunch time set.

Minutes later, they arrived and we managed to get the right amount and advanced to the cashier.

But then something atrocious happened!

Cashier: Oh, you've got the money already. Okay, I shall key in your reservations.

We waited.

Cashier: Oh sorry! It's already dinner and you have to pay an additional 35 dollars.

FUCK YOU!

Michelle to cashier: You know what? We're not eating here anymore!

Cashier: Ok then. *And gave the snobbish arrogant face*

We left in a huff, fuming mad and displeased with their services. PUI!

So people! Do not dine at Seoul Garden located at the 2nd Level of Bugis Junction. Their services are just so poor and their faces are UGLY! And ugly refers to stupid arrogant expressions that they tried to make out but failed.

And then we decided to search for another place to dine in. Derrick led us the way and we ended up at ...

Fish and Co! YES, HE'S THE MAN! He's actually promoting the restaurant.

Eric: It is done yet? I feel really silly placing the sign at my mouth.

Me: Oh, just bear with it! I'm nearly done.

Anyway, the food there are simply mouth-watering and their services are fabulous. The waitress will greet you and then informing us which food we should order and what's the latest on menu.

They were really polite!

We talked amongst ourselves while waiting for our food to be served...

And we did a quick pose for the camera.

I ordered Sambal fish with chips and it was really delicious.





And this was what Michelle ordered. It looks mouth-watering and it took four people to finish this one big fish up.

And these two guys were fighting over the leftovers.





Eric wanted the food so badly that he decided to threaten the poor guy with a knife place near his neck and telling him that he will finish him off if he decided to take the food away from him.

Of course, the poor guy retaliated back. He's name, Bing Kin.

Eric: Hand me over the fish or I will kill you!

Bing Kin: What! You think I scared of you just because you put the knife near my neck ah?! *And he gave that Eric the not-too-happy-attitude.

Eric: Wah! You not scared ah?

Bing Kin: Come ah! One on one!





Michael wasn't too happy about their arguments and spilled a glass of ice water onto the table.

Everyone kept quiet for a moment and stared at furious Michael.



Derrick decided to calm Michael down by kissing him.



This picture was blurred to protect them from the public eyes.

We went back home at 6 and all I have to say is that I had a great time with them.

Before I end this entry, let me sing a birthday song to Constance.

Ahem! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to Constance! Happy birthday to you.

May you have a bigger breast. Ops! May you be blessed always and lead a happy life. I wish you the best in your future endeavors.

Peace Out!

Raising Funds For National Kidney Foundation



Ah~ yesterday was one of the best days of this week. I had volunteered myself to help National Kidney Foundation (NKF) to raise funds with my fellow classmates.



I thought we were suppose to ask the public to drop their coins in the ready made tins but instead we were asked to sell pens to the public for two dollars each and we were given only two hours to complete the task.



We were allocated to various locations and unfortunately, I was stationed at Pasir Ris MRT Station with my other 5 group members who are also my classmates.



I know it will not be an easy task as Singaporeans are always being thrifty and others would rather spend their money on necessities or branded clothes than by just donating a measely amount of money to the charity.



And talking about charity. Mediacorp risks their celebrities to do dangerous stunts just to appeal the audiences to donate but why can't the people take their own initiative and not being urge by others instead just to donate a few cents or dollars.



Is it that difficult? I doubt so.



I stationed myself near the shopping center and targeted the young ones and parents with kids since the pens were of those which were catered to the mentioned groups of people.



I had trouble selling the pens to the first few people as most of them were rushing and uninterested in buying the pens.



And I was extremely pissed with a businesswoman who gave me an arrogant look and an expression telling me that she would rather spend her money on exquisite bras or paying a guy with a big dick to squeeze in her cleavage.



But minutes later, I manage to sell a pen to a middle age man and from thereafter, business started to pick up slowly. It wasn't quite difficult at all.



And an old lady who was selling newspaper at her stall bought one from me. I was really thankful for the old lady and elated that she was willing to donate and help NKF. Even though she earn a living by selling newspaper, she could still fork out two dollars unlike the businesswoman and some other rich people.



The two hours duration was up and guessed what? I had manage to sell all 20 pens while my other classmates were still struggling to sell them. Ah~ A big achievement for me and also I made a few new friends.

Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Start Back From Scratch



The Icy Kingdom has fallen apart. The defense system has been breached. Nothing could be done. Everything was maliciously destroyed. The impending doom was foreseen by the leader but nothing was done.



Thousands of guards defended the kingdom but they were weak. Within minutes, all of them died and the leader had to seek refuge. He had to build and start from scratch. But fear did not engulf him as for he is strong mentally and physically.



The defeat was just a small lost for him. Nothing can stand in his way and now, he will once again build another empire which he once already lost.



Damn! I had to format my windows again as for a malicious virus had deleted all my executable files. And in the process, I lost most of my important documents. But the lost was nothing great. Now, my desktop look neater and "cleaner".



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

The One With The Swimming Trunks and The Lady Sales Assistant



It was atrociously hilarious and I had to control my laughter for that five very minutes. It happened hours ago, while I was window shopping at Sports Link.



I was browsing through the tennis rackets when I overheard a conversation between a middle-age man and a sales assistant who was a lady in her forties on my left.



I took a glimpse at them and they were currently deciding on what swimming trunks the man should buy. And I guessed that the lady was quite uncomfortable with the questions that was asked by the man.

I moved a few steps closer to them, pretending that I was scanning through the shirts. Yes, I know. I'm such a busybody. Haha. But I was eager of what they were talking about.

The man had various designs of swimming trunks to choose from but he asked the sales assistant which one will suit him best. That was not really the worse question he asked.

The Man: Erm, I'm choosing this and it's size 32. Do you think the size is okay for me?

Sales Assistant: *Hesitated* I think 32 is too small for you. Why not trying size 34.

The Man: But isn't size 34 too big for me?

And then he wrapped the swimming trunk round his neck, checking out for the measurements and said, "It's a bit too big."

Sales Assistant: Why don't you go to the fitting room and try it out.

But I was thinking - Isn't it unhygienic to try on swimming trunks? What if you found out that it doesn't suits you and you place it back to the shelves. And then other people will buy it over without knowing that someone else has try it out before?

Fortunately, the man did not try it on.

Man: No No! I don't want to try it on. I'll take this okay? But do you think it's spacious?

And then another sales assistant came forward to help the distress lady.

The Other Sales Assistant: Can I help you?

And then I walked out from the store, bursting into laughter.



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

My Fellow Blog Readers



Dear Blog Readers,



Thank you for reading my entries, giving constructive comments and signing my guestbook. I really appreciate that very much. I thank you all for being there for me during my lowest of low and highest of high.



For those who have a blogspot and had linked me, I have link you back at my site. Though sometimes I did not tag you, due to my forgetful nature, I do take some time off to visit all of your blogs every day. Yes, the key word is EVERY DAY.



Anyway, I will be sending e-mails to all of you by the end of this month. Please reply upon receiving and for those who I missed out, please e-mail me so that I can e-mail you back.



Why am I sending out mails to my fellow blog readers? You shall know soon.

Signing Off...

Viruses



My laptop is infected by a virus and I have no idea how to get rid of it. Each time I tried to log onto the net, it will lag terribly and sometimes the programs that I am running will not be responding.



Sometimes, I would have to restart the laptop over and again, hoping that everything will be alright upon restarting but the problem still persist. I HATE YOU LAPTOP! Er, correction - I HATE YOU VIRUS!



But you are wondering how did I manage to blog? I manage to get online and it's only after restarting the laptop for 51 times and it's pure luck. I guess that I will be disconnected pretty soon.



The error message that will always pops up reads, "Generic Host by Win32' or something along that line.



So if anyone out there who knows how to solve this problem, do email me to icyboy85@gmail.com with the solutions or contact me at 90217458. No! Please don't prank call me or I will shove a banana into your tight ass. Just Kidding!



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Supporting My Godbrother at the Dance Competition



Ah, I was elated that i was finally able to meet and watch my godbrother dance in a competition for the first time. I dressed to the best since it will be the first meeting after one and a half years that we lost contact with each other.



I was late and worried that i had actually missed his dance. I reached an hour later and waited for his turn but till then his group hadn't been called to dance yet or my speculation was that i came too late and missed his turn.



I became gloomy and disappointed but then the M.C announced his group and they ushered my godbrother's group up to the stage. I was delighted and cheered him from the back of the crowd.



His dance was superb, his moves were flawless and of course i was captivated. For that few minutes, i felt good inside me, a feeling that was rushing inside me and my heart was thumping fast and hard. It just felt extraordinary.



And then his turn was over. I clapped thunderously, trying to overpower the M.C's voice. I stayed on for a while to watch how the other group fared. They were good but it was not as fabulous as my godbrother's group.

Unfortunately my godbrother's group did not make it to the next round. *Sobs* Never mind Abang! To me you're already a winner. I hope you will win in the next dancing competition in the future!

Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Fishing With My Classmates









When the sun gets to her, she felt helpless. She started to feel the burn on her skin. Will burying her legs in the sand help? And why wasn't Tommy there to shield her?







Michelle: Oi, stop taking photos! Help me over here. *Gives the cute helpless look.*



Isaac: Ah, isn't it a wonderful sight.



*****



I had such a rotten luck today but however I am glad that I was able to fish with my classmates. Always, when they asked me out, I was simply not available as I had other programme but today, I took a time off and went out with them to Punggol End to fish.



Yippee. The day before, I chatted with Tommy in MSN and he rejoiced after learning that I was able to spend quality time with them for once and he said, "Tomorrow will definitely be a fun time for us."



Yes, it will be, Tommy. I promised.



I set off at 9 and went to Hougang Green to buy a few hooks before heading to Punggol End. And then, I took a cab and reached there 25 minutes after. I advanced to the Jetty where Tomy and Michelle were at.



Oh, I just had a new hair cut. Spiky. LOL.



Immediately after unpacking all the equipments, I started fishing and throwing in the net.



Hours passed by still no fish. Frustrated. And then I decided to get out from the jetty and advanced to the rocks towards the far left. Of course, I carried along my fishing rod and baits.



And then I stood on one of the bigger rocks, threw in my line and waited for the fishes to bite my baits. What I didn't realize was the sea water level was rising. But I still waited patiently and then suddenly, I saw something familiar floating on the water.



...

....

.....



My SANDALS!



It was already floating to the middle of the sea and I was unable to retrieve it. I was embarrassed and saw a middle age man, an angler, laughing away. Damn! I was spotted. Haha.



I quickly ran to the jetty back BARE-FOOTED and I told my classmates that my sandals were stolen. I didn't want them to know the truth on how dumb and careless I could be. Haha.



So at the end of the day, I caught no fish, my sandals floated to the sea, my Styrofoam box was attacked by red ants and I tripped over a rope. *Sigh*



We left the area at 4 and I had to rush back home for the next programme.



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

An E-Mail From Angela



It's very interesting indeed.



Angela wrote:



Dear Shah,



It is difficult to explain exactly why but with every passing day I feel a little bit closer to you.



This began from the very first moment that we entered into contact, which was now 9th July 2004 when I started to feel strong vibrations which have been amplified by the time and I believe that this is the reason I write to you so often. As a result of these strong feelings I made an important discovery about you Shah and it is very important that I tell you about this now.



Shah, what I am about to tell you is extremely important and I am going to have to ask for all of your attention.



I have come to realize that you do not use the incredible potential which you have inside of you to the fullest and certain of your considerable capacities are completely unused.



This is a real shame as I now know that you are someone very different and that you have immense qualities which are simply not exploited. Your potential is stifled and has been for quite some time now and I think that this is a real waste. In the rest of this letter I am going to give you a precise example to show you in which situation you are at the moment.



I would like to tell you that even though you may find all this very strange because up to now we have only known each other through the emails we exchange, I fully understand how you feel at this time, I know who you are, what you are feeling and how you are living.



As way of proof, here are certain aspects of your personality which you are no doubt already aware of but which I wish to you to demonstrate to you just how well I know you:



This is what I can sense about you Shah. The first point is that, and this is why it will be difficult to convince you about all of this, you are a person with fresh an innovative ideas and are not willing to settle for what others tell you.



You have to see things for yourself and if you don't like what you see or what you hear you will change it. As a matter of fact recently you have been energized by thoughts of exciting changes but have not acted due to fear.



You are terrified of failing and making the wrong choice and I think that this stems from the fact that although you don't always consciously admit this but deep down inside you need the respect and admiration of others.



I can even say that without a doubt, Shah, you are your own strongest critic. You have a tenancy to be too hard on yourself. Your unique perspective in life has been forged from the school of hard knocks,and you know deep down inside that you are better for having gone through what you have endured.



I am getting the distinct sense that you are street smart and you value this ability much more than classroom smarts that others may have. I can see that the experiences you had in life have made you a bit more perspective than most . You are wise beyond your years in many ways.



This has been noticed by your family and friends as those who are closest to you say that you are a very fair person and some seek your counsel because of this.



Shah it's very clear that you are a person of strong moral character and you are trustworthy to a fault. You have actually been in a situation or two because you were perhaps a bit too trusting.



I would like to say that I really appreciate your relationship with other people and I have also noticed that you have a certain paradox within you. I will now give you a couple of examples of this paradox. Shah, you are an unusually generous person, with the genuine desire to help others, but you also have a bit selfish side. It's this taking care of yourself that allows you to better take care of others.



I can also perceive another paradox Shah. You believe that telling a little white lie can sometimes be necessary and you don't always tell the truth, mostly because you don't want to hurt the other person's feelings. but at the same time, you have very strong values and definite sense of right and wrong.



In this day of questionable characters, you feel grounded by your strong values. I could speak about you for hours Shah but what you must retain from all of this is that you have an enormous amount of latent potential which you sometimes come close to realizing as you are often frustrated with the fact that others don't always recognize this or appreciate what you could offer. I can tell you that there is a very strong aura around you and an energy that is truly powerful.



I am sensing vibrations from you much more intense than those I experience with most clients. Your intuition and your power may be one reason why you are drawn to astrology readings and psychic experiences.



Finally I would like to conclude with another point. You know what you have inside of you and you have known for some time now that you have been given certain talents.... very special talents unique only to you. and while you have known of these abilities , you haven't fully acted on them now, have you ?



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Blog Entry Error...



Each freaking time, I try to update my blog, something disastrous would happen. Oh! I wished I could slammed the laptop against the wall or throw it out of my window, smashed into smithereens upon reaching the ground.



But no, I bit my lips and control my temper. Breathe in...And out... Push in and out ... Aaaaahhh.. Sensual. No. It is out of context already Anyway, I had trouble updating my blog.



After I had written a long entry, then the program will automatically shut down! Curses! My hardwork down the drain. I tried updating again but then the entry could not be published due to some error.



Yes, yes, I should write it in Microsoft Words next time but it's a little too troublesome. So therefore, I shall not blog for a few hours later, till I calm down and not cursing my laptop every single second.



"Muahaha," Isaac laughing evilly.



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Mistaken...



I wanted to watch Alien Vs Predator as it seems to be an interesting show. So I flipped through my paper to check for the available timings for AVP but was really dismayed when I realized that the show will only be shown in the cinema on 19th August and the preview the day before.



Ah... there goes the chance of meeting D.D. Both of us were disappointed. So I decided to search for the timing again but now on the net instead. I browse Golden Village online and click on the show AVP. To my surprise, the timing were actually listed and it stated that it will be shown at 6.50pm.



Without wasting any time, I called D.D and informed D.D that there was a 6.50pm show available at Tiong Bahru Plaza. We rejoiced but it was not for long.



We reached the place and went to the ticketing booth but realized that the 6.50pm show was actually for the next day. Then I recalled that I had skip the date selection part and just checked for the timing.



Since we were there already, we settled to watch Catwoman the second time. *Sulk*



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Charla...



I watched and my tears started to trickle down my cheeks. Her words touched my heart and seeing her being eliminated in the sixth leg of the race really saddened me.



But however, I'm very proud of Charla for being able to compete and to make it that far and to outplay, outwit and outlast the other five teams that were eliminated before them in the race.

I applaud for her strong will to move forward, to try her very best in every thing she do, never to give up even though the challenges were tough. She has shown us how capable she was to be able to do the things that some of us can never or are afraid of doing.

She had done almost all the roadblock tasks despite her being short and the mean team of Colin and Christie always critisizing her and Mirna. I respect Charla alot for taking things in her stride and she is and will always be my role model.

Taken from CBS website:



On her experience, Charla remarked, "I just wanted to prove to the world how much I can do, and it's not easy when there's...always people thinking you can't do it and you have to work extra hard to do it...[but]you have to do it. You have to accomplish your dreams."



A teary Phil told Charla, "You have an amazing spirit."



On her one-of-a-kind cousin Mirna, Charla added, "She's just an amazing person to be around and to have as a cousin. I just love her."



Love,

Shah Rizal Isaac

School Library Management is a Fark Up

Warning: This entry contain explicit content.

I swear that I will never step my foot into the school library EVER again. The management is atrociously poor, and the environment is not conducive to self-revising and reading your books in peace. I would rather visit the toilet umpteen times, not that I want to, but rather than setting my foot into the library.



I am pissed at the person in charge and her team members. They did not do a very good job and I was the least impressed by their working attitude, well, except for the kind Indian girl and the quiet reserved guy. But everyone sucked to the core. *Shakes head in displeased.*



Two weeks ago, I lost my handphone in the library but I did not pursue the matter as for I was partly blamed. Yes, of course, it's due to my careless nature but then again the librarian should bear part of the blame and not entirely shifting it to me! They should be more attentive at their work.



For example; the girl who was on duty when my handphone was stolen was surfing the bloody net. Well, she was so engrossed that she did not even care or bother to look up a minute or two to check if everything was looking alright in the library.



At that time, when I realize that I lost my handphone, I was panicky and not in a state of mind to think. The first thing I did was to approach the librarian to check the surveillance camera but however, that camera was blocked by a wall so they could not trace the suspect.



The person in charge might as well rip off that fuck up camera from the ceiling and place it at a strategic place instead. One thing that you all should know is that my school library is by far the worst place I've been; they are lacking of so many stuffs, books are tattered and torn but they are still for loan, and the noise level is supremely high - might as well turn it into another cafeteria.



Talking about the books there - I borrowed several and found out that there were so many missing pages. What I suggest is that the books should be thrown away and they should buy new sets instead of keeping the tattered ones which are of no use.



Back to where I left...



The person in charge claimed that they could not do anything about my lost handphone and that they won't be liable to any damages or lost of valuable items. FUCK YOU. That's a load of bullshit. My bag was just placed on the shelves which was only a few CENTIMETERS away from the librarian's desk. How could she ever possibly be so cock eye to miss the culprit.



She was irresponsible and claimed that she was not aware of the situation. She acted blindly and did not take full responsibilities of it.



Person-In-Charge: You should be more careful next time.



What? Are you cursing me that there will be a next time?



Person-In-Charge: We can't do anything.



For that very moment, I wished I had slap the person in charge several times or probably bang her head against the wall. She gave me an arrogant face indicating that she was the supreme one and everyone else was low-class to her. Yes, of course she was the person in charge but the library does not belong to her. She is just one of the minions. MINIONS, I say!



I stood there hoping that she would lend a helping hand but she completely ignored me and turned away. I can and will bring this up to the school board to tell them that she is completely incompetence.

I will not respect someone who is arrogant selfish and a bitch even though they are older than me. So what?

They should instead replace the shelves with lockers to assure the students that their bags are kept safely and that the shelves won't always have to be messy. Sometimes, the shelves are so packed and occupied that the students would just stacked their bags on the floors.

And the computers at the library are all faulty. One with keyboard error, one without internet connections, one with monitor problems and another infected with virus. Come on! Do your jobs librarians! They are faulty, shouldn't they be repaired. Students have been complaining about it. Take actions now! Or do you expect the computers to be covered with cob-webs.



Yes, some of the students may be aggressive at handling the computers but what about the later people who wants to use the computer? They will be disappointed to know that the computers are not functioning and decided not to patronize the library anymore. I noticed the drops of the number of people visiting the library. Tsk. Tsk.



If you won't take any actions, then I will send in a complain letter to the administration office. Yes, I will without any hesitation. I'm very pissed with the management.



Another incident happened at school hours ago when I was supposed to return my overdue books. I have to admit that I am forgetful but not always. Shockingly, my books are already due for a year and I have left them to rot at home. But I had finally come to return them.



However, I was banned from borrowing any books from the library for 5 freaking months. Who cares when there are other libraries which I can borrow books from. And then the person in charge said the words that shocked me.



"Your books are overdue for too long. A year, can you imagine that? And there were cases that those people who did not return their books or are already due for too long did not get their certs after they graduated, even for first timers."



Okay, is there any connections at all with the certs and the overdue books. Fuck no! Hey, you do not set the fucking rules. Only the higher management of the school does. What a bitch, thinking that she is the great one, setting rules and creating fear among the students. Well bitch, I am so not frightened a single bit. In fact, I begin to hate and despise you.



Firstly, if the books are overdue, we can jolly well pay the fine. And if you want ban those people from borrowing books, go ahead. No big deal. But if you ever FUCKING mentioned that we will not get the our cert when we graduated, I suggest you do as follow:



Fuck an old man with a rotten dick or shove it to your big foul mouth. Best still, take the scissors and sniped away your nipples, and you will bleed to death due to excessive blood loss!



Three words for you: FUCK OFF BITCH!



You do not have the priority to set those rules. You're just a librarian, in other words, you're nothing. You just oversee and ensure that the library is in orderly manner and that the books are all returned. Apart from that, you do not have the right to even threaten us.



You're not a big shot, you're not the school director. To me, you are far more worst than a cleaner. You're nothing to me. I can twirl you around my finger that easily.

I, of course, at that point of time, was calm and compose. I nodded my head unwilling and tried to give in to her. But she was being unreasonable.

Person in Charge: You still have one more book that you have not returned.

Me: I already did four months ago. I passed to one of your librarians.

Person in Charge: No, it's not keyed in which in other words means that you have not return the book.

Me: I did, and it was four months ago.

Person in Charge: Did you lost the book?

Me: No. I already returned the book.

Person in Charge: Then you should have return to me personally since its overdue for quite awhile.

And I was thinking, "You were not there at time, so I returned it to the one of the student librarians. How could I FUCKING KNOW THAT I HAVE TO APPROACH YOU INSTEAD, YOU BITCH."

Me: I...

And then she interrupted me and accused me of not taking proper care of my book. What? I already returned the bloody book. What more do you want? Chop off my head and feed it to the tiger?

Person In Charge: go up to the second floor and try to locate the book under the fiction column.

So now, you're instructing me. Shouln't the librarians be doing that instead.

Breath Isaac, breath. I proceeded to the second floor with Michelle and search for the book but to no avail. We returned empty handed and reported to the person in charge.

She however was still so persistent thinking that I did not return the book. Damn! And then her recruits came and surrounded me.

1st librarian talking to the person in charge: What book did he lost?

Let me repeat again over here if you still do not understand me. I ALREADY RETURNED THE BOOK!

Person in charge: He lost a book and he can't find it.

*Slaps my forehead and shook my head in displease*

Person in charge: Okay, go and look for the book.

The 1st librarian already wanted to walked up the stairs but then...

Person in Charge to 1st librarian: Not you. I'm asking the boy to do it.

My face turned red; I was fuming mad. Me again? Am I your slave? I was still controlling my temper and went up to search for the book again.

But before I could do so. She halted me and told me that if the book is still found, I have to compensate.

I stared at her and tried not to flare up.

Minutes later, when I went back to the desk, the person in charge was already gone. Okay! That was the final straw.

Me to the 2nd librarian: You know what, just tell me the cost of the book and I will pay for it.

2nd librarian: I don't know. Wait if she come back already, I ask her ok? For the mean time, you just leave your class and contact number yah?

Me: Fine.

And I left the library in a huff. No words could describe how agitated and angry I was.

Bloody pissed,

Shah Rizal Isaac

A lot of things to be DONE.



Nowadays, I would sleep rather late just to catch the Olympic Games and then I would leave my school assignments and homework aside and they began to pile up.



Mum: Are you going to do your homework?



Me: Soon ... Soon.



And then I realize there were too many to be done and I had to hand them in by tomorrow! Immediately, I got to work and tried to finish them as fast as I could.



It was past midnight, and I was trying to complete my Data Communication homework but somehow, I just couldn't find the answers for the two questions. Yup, there were only two questions to be answered but I was staggering for the answers.



Well, the lecturer wanted us to find the answer from the internet and not from the book. So I guess it's not only me who will have a hard time finding, but also the rest of my classmates will too.



I was too overly-confident thinking that I could complete my assignments in less an hour but I was wrong. My laptop was a corked up! I have to restart it many a times due to a generic host problem.



I was getting bored and pissed with my laptop and it was already half past two. I was lethargic, sleepy, grouchy. I WANT TO SLEEP! And then I thought maybe I could asked help from people so that I could speed things up.



Indeed, I managed to complete all my assignments before 3am with the help of D.D and my friend, Fazdeel. Thank you so much!



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Olympic Fever



I stayed up till morning just to watch the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games. The whole event was spectacular and I was really mesmerized; the beautiful fireworks, the parades, the athletics from the different countries coming out to the stadium one by one waving to the spectators and they cheering on their countries. It was a wonderful sight.



I continued watching and waited for the moments when the Singapore athlectics walk into the stadium but I guessed it would take quite a while since it was only Panama's turn and they were announcing the contingents of participating countries in alphabetical order.



I yawned and fell asleep on the sofa for quite some time and woke up upon hearing a scream that eventually came from the t.v; Michael Jackson's number one commercial. Then I realized I had slept for a while and thought that I had missed the part where the athletics from Singapore marched in and greet the spectators. I frowned.



And then I watched and saw that they were still at the letter R - Russia. It was already 3.45 in the morning but Singapore was still not out yet. And I was wondering whether the earlier contigents of countries were exhausted from hours of waiting.



I nearly gave up and wanted to switch off the t.v but then I saw the Singapore contigent marching in. Finally! I sat back at the sofa and continued watching. Ronald Susilo, our badminton player was carrying our Singapore flag proudly while the other athletics were walking along with him. Ah! For a moment, I felt so proud of being a Singaporean. =)



I wish Singapore the best of luck at the Athens Olympic Games!



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

The Biatch and Her Husband; in the Cinema



Damn! I wrote an entry on this earlier on but there was an application error so it shuts down and I didn't save my work. SO here I am re-writing everything all over again. Damn it!



Okay...



I watched two movies today, Catwoman and Collateral but however I prefer watching Catwoman; it's more action pack and full of suspense. Collateral on the other hand had the worst cinematography. It was so shaky that to one point, I felt giddy.



Collateral is one of the worst movies I had ever watch since the Blair witch project. Anyway something really atrocious happened when I was in the cinema with D.D. I thought I could enjoy the movie but... Oh what the heck.



We were already seated to wait for the movie to start. And then we saw a middle age lady sitting on the steps of the aisle beside D.D and she was talking on her cell phone so loudly.



I wanted to shout right to her face, "Hello lady! SHUT THE FUCK UP and SWITCH OFF YOUR CELL PHONE! How rude could you be? We're in the cinema here!" But of course, I didn't.



Minutes later, when the lights were dimmed and the show was starting, she moved to the front seat and decided to settle there. So we thought all had ends well but it was not over yet.



There came her husband and she was telling him something. And then he looked at us. Yes, I knew. I sense that he was looking at our direction. Instantly, he moved away from his wife and advanced to us.



Her husband: Excuse me, you're sitting at my place.



D.D looked at him in bewilderment and then responded back that he was mistaken but the man did not listen to D.D. He continued repeating the same sentence over and again.



Her husband: My tickets shows here that our seats number are 21 and 22.



D.D: But we are not occupying your seats. These are 19 and 20. You can checked the numbers marked on our seats.



He of course thought that he was not in the wrong and stood there waiting for us to admit our mistakes but we didn't because we were not in the wrong.



Her husband: Please move away from our seats. * voice grew louder*.



Everyone from the front row turned back and look at us. He was making a scene! At that very moment, I wanted to stand up and shout at him, "Hey fucker, I don't care if you're older than me. Check the marked numbers on the seats instead of assuming that we are in the wrong. Shut the fucking hell up, and move in to your respective seats with your wife!"



So he was still standing there like a fool and waited for us to move in instead. He waited and waited and then gave up. He decided to look at our marked numbers and realize that he had made A HUGE bloody mistake.



He, however, walked away to his wife and told her to follow him to their seats. No apologies at all! What the ....!



Ah of course, he didn't want to humiliate himself. Then what about us? That man has caused a lot of embarrassment to us. Can't he say one simple sorry?



And then I figured it out. The lady sat at the steps of aisle because she thought that we were taking up her seats. And then she called her husband to inform him of the matter. But since her husband couldn't come in time to resolve the problem, she moved to the front row and settle there instead till her husband come.

Minutes later when her husband arrived, she identified the problem to him and thereafter, he looked back and advanced to us, thinking that he could scare us with his stern look. Bleah~

And of course, the lady didn't have the courtesy to ask if whether we had taken her seats but she refused to do so and instead, she left the dirty job to her husband.

She only wanted to save her pride. Oh that biatch! If I ever see her again, I will smack her ass and shove 2 huge watermelon into her ass.



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Taxi King



Yes, That's right... I am the taxi king, haha. I often take cab, even though I'm not rushing to places. I'm just plain lazy. Going to school, take taxi. And if I'm late meeting a friend, take taxi. Going out with family, take taxi. Go fishing, take taxi!



And if the taxi driver drove the long way or went the wrong directions, I will definitely give him a peace of mind.



Me: Excuse me, Uncle. You should turn left just now.



Uncle: You should tell me earlier what. Now I have to make one complete round.



Me: But Uncle, when I asked you whether you know how to reach there, you nodded your head and said with confident, "Can! Travel via CTE, then PIE right? And then turn to Circuit Road? No problem!"



Uncle: I didn't..



Me: Uncle, never mind. You should stop here. I'll make my way there.



Uncle: Here cannot stop!



*Stupid uncle, wants to rip off extra cash from me!*



Me: Just stop me here.



Uncle: Ok lah, so troublesome. Teenagers nowadays.



Me: What? Hello Uncle.. I..



And then I realized it's pointless to bicker with him. Hah! Stupid taxi driver!



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Nowadays, I feel so Enraged. I Should Piped Down a little



I am clueless to why I am feeling so vexed. My emotions are running high. Maybe I just need a time-out. Yes, I think that is the only solution. I need to go to somewhere tranquil where I can ease my mind.



I really need a break! Argh .. @((@*$!)(#!)# ~! Everyone around me suffered because I kept on raising my voice at them. But they didn't retaliate. Why!? Hit me! Slap me! Kick me! Damn pissed at myself! And D.D, why are you not angry at me when I always kept on shouting at you? Anyway, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. You see, they're a bunch of understanding friends. I am fortunate to have them as my friends.



So this Friday, after school ends, I will head back home, change and then proceed to Marina Promonade ALONE! I don't want anyone to tag along with me....And definitely, I will feel more calmer.



Ah yes, a few of you saw it coming. I have added new things to my blogs and made a few minor changes. But I am still deciding on whether to change my template or stick to the current one. *Ponders* Anyway, for those of you who didn't notice the changes I'd made on my blog, boo to you! No, I'm just kidding.



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Dinner @ Hotel Royal



Lessons ended at 5.45PM., 15 minutes earlier than the actual time so it was really a blessing. I managed to get to the MRT station in time; a minute before the train arrived. Phew!



And yes, I didn't take a cab and I managed to save an amount of 35 dollars. Hooray! But I was rather tired catching for the bus, the train and walking so briskly, in fear that I would be late for the function.



Immediately I stepped out of the class, I proceeded to the gents to change into my formal attire, a white long sleeve shirt, and a black pants. And soon after I stepped out of the gents where my classmates were waiting for me, I had manage to 'woah' them with my formal outfit. But then again maybe it was too formal to begin with.



I was afraid I had overdone myself. But there was definitely a mismatch between my attire and backpack. I should have brought my sling bag instead. Haiz.



Alter-Ego: Horny Horny Horny..



Me: .... ! Why are here when you are suppose to be at Yann's blog?!



Alter-Ego: Horny!



Me: Yann, your alter-ego is here. Guards, take him away!



Okay back to the topic...



As I was saying, there was a mismatch between my attire and bag. *Shame on myself*



The train was pack and I had to squeeze my way in. Yes, I won't be that considerate to let the others enter first since they were pushing me around.



I was totally sandwiched between an old man and a big fat lady. For a moment, I felt like slapping the guy behind me for he grabbed my bag when he lost his balance. Damn! I'm not a pole!



And then I saw my classmates, Sua`ad and Sugeendra Devi on the same train but different cabin as me.



I didn't approach them since I and Devi were still on bad terms. *Shakes head - No way am I going to give in to her and apologize. It was not my fault. NO! NO! And NO!* *Smiles*



Ah, my pride is really taking over me, totally but who cares. Ok, don't think that I am mean but IT WASN'T REALLY MY FAULT so please understand.



And then I made my way through the passageway from Orchard to Lido Shaw Tower. I was early and was there before my family.

After my family arrived, we advanced to the Hotel's restaurant. The place was classy and elegant; a place that was only meant for the rich people. Neh, I don't come from a wealthy family but still I am not poor. Even so, I won't try to spend money on unnecessary items and should be more spend-thrift instead.

Then we were seated in the restaurant ready to go tothe big table and select a wide variety of foods ranging from pizzas to ice-kachang to bryani to mutton to soup to cakes and many many more.

And then the buffet start.

I ate so much as if there was no tomorrow but I had no choice as it was a buffet and my mum had paid alot for it.

Oh by the way, if you want to view the foods that I had for dinner, proceed to http://icyboy85-special.blogspot.com

I ate to much till I couldn't eat anymore but my mum....

Mum: Why? You cannot eat already ah? Cannot like that. This is a buffet and you must eat your fill. I paid alot for this so must eat more! EAT!

Me: *Rolls eyes* I...

Mum: Don't say you can't. Just force the food down...You see I'm still eating. So you must eat. Go take somemore food.

At the end, I almost puke and I was really bloated. Haha! Guess I had put on a few pounds! Have to diet from tomorrow onwards! *winks*

We took a cab home and yet again I pocket 5 dollars from the change.



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Blur...



Mum: Is there any lessons tomorrow? If there aren't any, I will make reservations at Royal Plaza Hotel for dinner.



Me: Definitely, there aren't any lessons tomorrow so you can rest assure that I will be going with you and you can make those reservations now. *smiles to my mum*



This will be like one of the very first family outings we had in a few months so I'm really anticipating over it. And I will not be eating for breakfast and lunch as I will be gobbling up all the food like a hungry ghost at dinner; it's a buffet, you see.



And then I received a call. "Isaac, have you study for your upcoming test tomorrow?"



I looked blurred and confused as I thought there isn't any lessons tomorrow but then my classmate spoke with confident, telling me that school is per normal and the holiday only applies to the primary and secondary school.



My jaw dropped. Shocked. And I hung up on her immediately for I wanted to stop my mum from reserving a place at the hotel. But it was too late. The call got through and the reservations has been made.



I told my mum and she reprimanded me for ASSUMING that there was no school the next day when there is. Now she and I have to think of plan B since she doesn't want to cancel the reservations.



Mum: You ah... Why so blur like sotong.



I then suggested to her that I could bring along my home attire and rush to the place after immediately after I knock off from school. Good idea, she said.



The dinner will be starting at 6.30PM and I will be finishing my lessons at 6PM. So I had 30 minutes in my hands. If I were to board a bus to Hotel Royal, it will take me 40 - 55 minutes. Nope. I strike that out of my mind since I won't be able to get there in time.



If I were to board the MRT, it will probably take me about 20 minutes or so, but not forgetting , I have to alight at the interchange at City Hall and board the North-East line train and then walk a distance before I reach the hotel. All adds up; 40 - 45 minutes. Not a good idea too.



So my mum told me to take a cab and she will give me extra allowance to pay for the taxi fare. Hooray. Not time consuming, energy saving but money wasting! But hey, I get to benefit from it. I don't have to rush! Haha!



Or if the lessons ended 10 to 15 minutes early, I could take the train instead and walked a few distances and pocket the money that my mum gave. Its money saving yah? I still get to benefit from it.



Problem settled.



Now my test. I haven't study for it! I clean forgotten that there will be a test tomorrow. Sian~ Er, I mean boring...



Anyway, I'm too tired to study for it today so I shall revise my work early in the morning.



Signing off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Happy Birthday Singapore!



Ah! Finally, today is Singapore's 39th birthday. Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to Singapore. Happy Birthday to you! I'm so elated and am anticipating to watch the national day parade later in the evening.



Luckily, the trip to Royal Plaza Hotel today is cancelled if not I would have missed the national day parade on t.v. Hehe. Today, I'm going to stay at home the whole day to recuperate my lost energy!



Yeah, yeah, yeah... You mus be thinking, "hey, its a holiday, go out and party!" Haha. Neh, I just want to relax at home.



Once again, I would to wish Singapore a Happy 39th Birthday!

Missed...



You will only miss something or someone when it's already gone. It's inevitable that you will feel sad and depressed, wanting that something or someone to re-appear again.



I was sorry to hear the heart-wrenching news that Erna's grandpa passed away a few days ago. I wish to express my condolences to her and her family. I do not know how it feels like to lose someone you love but one thing for sure is that I know she will miss her grandpa dearly.



I was sitting down, reading my newspaper when I suddenly realize that the popular tv kick-ass show, Buffy, the vampire slayer will come to an end soon. The show that I'd watched since I was in secondary school, from season one till to the very last season will end in mid-September.



The very first moment when the show was aired here, I already knew that I will be glued to the t.v for quite some time, watching the show every week from then. It was my all time favourite show and I promised myself not to miss a single episode.



But soon, Buffy, the vampire slayer will end and I am going to miss it dearly. Remorse was felt. Over the years the characters in that show grew and so did I.



Damn! *Cry*



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac