Kristen Bell On Heroes

I was watching Heroes season 2, episode 1 to 6 and it fascinates me because there are alot of new heroes.

Especially when there's this new character which is played by Kristen Bell.

Heroes Season 2

I wish I am in the states now or at Australia. My friends at the states are kind enough to e-mail me 'Heroes' season 2, episode 1 to 5. I am watching them. I am surprised to see Veronica Mars' actress, Kristen Bell in there too.

I love Heroes more than ever!

I wish I was at Australia. I wish I can live there. So peaceful. I sigh.

The Time Dilation Law

The time dilation law is introduced by http://bootifulsoup.blogspot.com/ and I think I am ging to use it.

The Time Dilation Law states: Whenever 2 or more people plan to meet up the very essence of time tends to get stretched or in other words. Dilated.

The Time Dilation Law can only be used for times when you are really really late. If you are like 5-10 mins late, just say you will be late. Invoking the Time Dilation Law is only for when you are SUPER UBER LATE! remember.

I'm beginning to love this dilation law.

"Issac ah, I'm going to be late..."

Are you going to be late or are you going to use the time dilation law?

"Huh? Simi!?"

Working Towards The New Me

I am working with what I have now. I am working with who I am with now. No more playing around. Don't expect to see me on friendster or irc anymore. Anyway, I'm too busy to do that nowadays.

I have a job which is keeping me busy from 9 to 7 in the evening and I will only be back home at 9 at night because of the travelling time; 1 hour. Then at night, I have to blog because it's become part of me.

And I have yet to unpack my stuffs yet.

Busy me does not allow myself to do stupid things.

Busy me decided to be a change me. I want to earnt more money for myself and my family and my love ones. I must work towards my goal. Lindsay Lohan is already recovering from her episodes. So will I.

But even when you recover from the episodes, people will still expect the same thing from you, people will still expect the same negativity coming out from you. So even when you are sparkling new, people will still think you of someone dusty and rusty.

Nevertheless, I'm working things out. I'm hanging out with the friends who won't lead me astray. I am sticking with friends who don't club so that they won't have an influence of me to club.

I am happy that I am 4 months sober and 3 months of not clubbing.

Lindsay Lohan's Fast Recovery

Judging from appearance alone, Lindsay Lohan is looking more and more like a possible rehab success story.

Wearing a clingy grey dress, along with a scarf and jacket, the Mean Girls actress spent Thursday shopping in Beverly Hills and taking in a movie at the ArcLight theaters

The following day, wearing an all black ensemble, LiLo decided to spend some time out with her gal pals in Hollywood - staying clean and sober the whole night through.

Meanwhile, Lindsay’s dad, Michael Lohan, has been defending the sincerity of his religious convictions.

Michael told press: “I’ve had such an effect on my family and my daughter Lindsay, and I want to show them through my example that you can right the wrongs and turn it around. And I hope that the grace that has been given to me can work through my family, and that we can come back to that same place in our hearts.”

Luckily for Michael, it looks like that grace may just be working through Lindsay right now.

Source; Lindsay's website.

Jessica Alba Having Sex On The Beach

This entry is rated R(21). Below are photos of Jessica Alba getting wet with her boyfriend in the water at the beach. Is she out to get attention?

If you are below 21 or do not wish to read, please click the 'x' button but anyway, you wouldn't.

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But it is really nice to see her having a romantic time with her boyfriend.

Boyfriend, "Oh what the hell, I just want to **** her!"

Jessica, "I love you honey!"

Boyfriend, "Whatever..."

William Hung Is Dead

Yes, you heard me right, William Hung is dead! This is not a hoax.

American Idol Star William Hung, famous for his botching of Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs,” was found dead yesterday, apparently of an intentional heroin overdose. The announcement of his death sent shockwaves to the tens of people who still found him funny.

Ironically, Mr. Hung was found by a VH1 camera crew sent to begin filing “William Hung: Behind the ‘Music.’” Viacom immediately decided to rename the special: “William Hung: fifteen minutes till death.”

Friends of Mr. Hung say he had become despondent in recent days. “I don’t know, it’s just so sad,” said Ming Tse, one of Hung’s former classmates at Stanford, “I heard him the other day on Snotbubble’s Morning Madhouse; he kept trying to make William say things like ‘me so horny’ and ‘hey sailor’ while playing the sound of a bomb falling. I just know William was hurting inside when Snotbubble got him to say, ‘you wanna some-e egg foo young-e.’ It was so sad. I just think he was tired of the commercialization of it all.”

People just hate and love him. But no matter nobody wants him dead.

William Hung, may you rest in peace! Love Issac Ritz.

Halloween Scare

My friends and I had a small Halloween party at her house so we decided to wear costumes. Too bad, I didn't bring my camera else I would have taken lots of photos. It's really, really awesome to have a Halloween party at someone's house instead of at a club.

Nowadays, I don't club.

We went to her house and I dressed up as a count dracula. Then my friend, Celine, asked me a question, "Why did you have to dress up as a count dracula? Without costumes, you're already scary enough."

We laughed though maybe she's not kidding because she didn't really laugh, haha. Right.

Then one of my friends came without even dressing up so Celine decided to make him do a forfeit.

That friend of ours said, 'I don't have to dress up, I'm already scary enough like this. Can I go in now?"

Celine looked at him in astonishments. Right.

Smallville; Lex Luthor and Lana Lang Married

They have stopped showing Smallville in Singapore but it's already season 7 at the states and surprise, surprise, Lana Lang is already married to Lex Luthor.



And she knew about Clark's power already. So much had happened. The video shows everything.

Everchanging; The Difference In Issac Ritz

I was reading my previous blog and I saw my last-time-look. I compared my looks four years ago to my now-looks.

When I was much younger, my hair was so horrendous. I style the fringe like the letter, 'M'. But all my friends commented that I looked hideous.

Afterwards, four years ago, I changed my hairstyle. I did not want to make my fringe into the letter, 'm' again. I flattened my hair.

My hair looked so messy when I flattened them. I look like a lost boy trying to find his mama. Maybe because my hair was black and long.

So I decided to cut it short and dye it red.

But I was so fair and my hair color didn't really suit my face.

But I decided to wait for my hair to grow long and see how I can work with it. It was a constant struggle for me to look good and it's always disheartening to know that I don't look that gorgeous looking.

A year later, after reading so many fashion magazines and books featuring different hairstyles, I decided to improve myself again.

Wa lah! I thought this photo was one of my best shots of myself. I like that look so much.

Then, it was time for me to go to school and I couldn't dye my hair. So it was back to black. But this time round, I wanted to create a new hairstyle for myself.

Spike them up!

Throughout the two years, I stayed with the spiked-up hairstyle.

Then it was time to shave my hair botak.

Stupid N.S. It's such a waste of my time.

But when I had my hair back, I tried to style them.

I didn't waste my time for the last few weeks in army. I decided to keep my hair long so that I can style them back again.

The above photo was taken 3 months ago. I simply love my hair.

Everyone wants a change for themselves. I am of no difference. I want to constantly improve myself.

And this is me today. I took these photos two hours ago.,P>

This is me now. I will still constantly improve myself for the better.

Surprised / Elated

Yesterday, at 11.40p.m, my readership soared up till 35, 072. I didn't really have the time to check my statcounter till yesterday.

Thank you, thank you for reading my blog though it's nothing great. It's just a blog with my daily updates, stories of the untold and more entertainment.

Probably, yesterday was one of those days when people got bored and they got really random so they just clicked on random blogs and they came to mine.

Nevertheless, I was really elated to know of this and I am grateful of it.

I thank you all for your time and your advertisements.

Leave Britney Alone New Music

This song is so addictive, I could have danced to the music. It is really awesome.

It's Britney featuring Chris Crocker. It's the new song.

The Collapsed Man

So many things happened ever since I moved in. I witnessed two accident already within that short span of one week of staying there. It's like they're telling me somethings. All the signs were so obvious.

I was talking to my friend over the phone when suddenly I saw a man collapsed.

People started to gather around him.

It was 3pm on a Saturday when I witnessed this. Did you see the cyclist in the above photo? He didn't even stop to help.

He cycled away. But those who were still there tried their best to help the guy. I called the ambulance.

Ten minutes later, the ambulance arrived. Thus, the man was saved. I am unsure of what may cause the man to collapse.

Protest Opposite of Plaza Singapura

Nothing peculiar about the photo below right? It's just another boring day at Orchard with cars passing by. Nothing special.

But you are so wrong. Look carefully.

Did you notice anything?

Two days ago, a man took things in his own hands. He was protesting against the government. It was a gloomy day and even though it was drizzling on that day, he still remained in his seat, reading a book.

"No arms, no deals. Burma!"

Lindsay Lohan's Wins

Everyday is a working day for me and it's really very tiring. I just came back from work and finally now I have some free time to myself. I am a busy man. Grr. I am not getting enough sleep either and I am not updating my blog as often already.

I love my blog because it's part of me. When I did not update my blog, it felt like a part of me has died.

I always told myself that I should update but I am lazy.

Today, I manage to spare some time blogging and surfing the internet. I was googling for Lindsay Lohan again. She's just so perfect to me.

I searched for how many nominations and awards she has till date. I was elated to know that she has 12 wins and 16 nominations .

I love, love, love Lindsay Lohan!

News of her are dying down. I don't like that. People, what are you doing? Get more photos of hers! Write more stories of hers let it be good or bad!

Tsk, don't let Lindsay disappear.

After I googled her, I googled Hilary Duff's wins and nominations.

She has 8 wins and 20 nominations.

20 nominations? That's alot but that doesn't mean anything good. Because if you get nominated but not win in that category, you're as good as nothing!

The Girl Who Decided To Quit At The Elimination

The bottom two; both take good photos previously but this week, they didn't rock it. Thus, they were in the bottom two.



I was shocked that Ebony didn't continue on when she was given a second chance.

Pleasure Factory

The director is trying too hard to be Wong Kar Wai or Cai Ming Liang but sad to say, he is no comparison. Too ambitious with too many stories squeezed into a 90 minute show and in the end, it is shallow. In fact some of the stories are good and can be further developed in the hands of a good and competent director.

I don't really feel the local flavour. I particularly like Yang Gui Mei's acting as she successfully portrayed her role with minimal dialogue. It is a waste and sad to see her talent not "exploited" further. I find ind the sexual act between the fat businessman and the young pros disgusting and can be done without.


My advice to Ekachai, stick to your stage plays and leave movies to Royston Tan and Eric Khoo. As for Jack Neo - if and only if your movie can be more funny and less silly and stupid, we can consider letting you join Royston and Eric but no promise because there is still a lot of catching up to do.

The guy above; It was his first time having sex, and his first to have it with a prostitute. He's friend brought him there but the twisted part was his friend which is a guy had sex with the guy above before.

If you are horny, this is a movie to watch. If you want to jerk off in the cinema, wear shorts, easy access to you know where.

The Seven Deadly Sins; Gluttony

Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.

Do not demonstrate these values yourself. Suggest that the other person is succumbing to one or more of these values and they will likely head in the opposite direction.

Another approach is to play the Devil and encourage the other person to give in to these natural tendencies.

You can then either use this 'rule-breaking' as evidence that they can do things they previously would not consider. You can even use it then as a guilt lever, maybe even as a form of blackmail (this is far more common than may be supposed).

I have been eating alot for these past few days. I'm gaining weight like nobody's business. I didn't have any control to my habits of eating. I just eat eat eat and eat. I hate it because I am growing fat.

It's time to put a stop to it.

Gluttony shall end today.

Busy Bee; Making Money

Please forgive me people. I have been so busy for the past few days. I have to move my stuffs to my new house and unpack them. I have to rearrange the stuffs in my room.

And I have been busy making money.

I am currently a Sales Executive at IMC. I have to work every Monday to Saturday. It is really very tiring. The salary isn't attractive but at least I am bringing home a respectable amount of $1600.

I've been meeting up with my clients whom advertised on my blogs. For the past six days, I've chalked up to $450 but I kept spending on food and more food. I think I become fat liao.

And I am and will venture into a business one of my friends introduced.

I am also currently producing my own clothing line.

Busy, busy, busy.

The Childish Side Of People

Tsk, tsk, I've been so composed for the past few days. A few of them, probably three to four of them seemed to be hammering me with the same stupid comments again and again. Same people every single day. Don't they ever just get tired?

And there's this particular person who is very childish. I just don't understand his motives.

He claimed that I was childish but I think, without further questioning, he should know who's the childish one here. Day by day, he does something different to ruin my reputation.

All I can do is to applause and give four stars.

Comfy At New Home

Though the present house is much smaller than my previous house but I feel much comfortable in my present home. It makes me feel like, ... home.

My house is located much more nearer to a MRT station, next to a shopping mall and I don't have to travel far to fish because there's one right net to my block.

You see? I felt so comfortable lying on the floor, surfing the internet on my laptop.

But I simply love my sister's room. So comfy right?

Wesley From Taiwan

No la, he's not from Taiwan. He is a Singaporean but because of his work, he has to be based at Taiwan. So last week, he had four days in Singapore of which one of the days was dedicated to me.

We watched movie and I introduced him the thai food at Meridien.

He should have told me he wore so smartly because I was dressed so shabbily. Damn him!

I wanted to take photos with him using my camera but little did I expect that he switched on his camera mode at his laptop way before I could even switch on my camera.

He's as narcissistic as me.

You see? I am not lying to you.

He's very conscious of what he eats too. He don't want to eat rice or noodles.

Tammy Tay And Her Boyfriend

I was so bored today, I decided to surf the internet and search for more porn. Then I came across a photo which look so familiar.

Then I realized it was a photo of Tammy Tay and her boyfriend. They were such a good-looking couple. Aiyah, but their sex videos were leaked out.

Still, I don't know why the press made such a big hoo-haa about this because they aren't the only couples that have sex videos and leaked out.

I've seen more raunchy sex videos made by other Singaporean couples. A few of the videos were even more daring than of those Tammy's.

They did in public, carpark, park etc.

Destiny

2 people met. And fell in love. But to test fate, they decided to go separate ways and if they were truly meant to be, they will fall in love again.

So they walked away, from each other.

What they didn’t know is, they have met before. And that was exactly what they had decided to do—-to challenge destiny. They had walked away before and now they have met again.

They didn’t know.

So they walked away. Once again.

And now they will never meet. Ever.

Love..it’s all about timing. Isn’t it.

Lindsay Lohan Punk`d

Between Hilary and Lindsay, Lindsay handled the situation well. Hilary is a good two shoe! Lindsay is the real thing.



SHe clubs, take drugs, she's a totally whore but she's real. She can sing. She can act. Hilary, you suck big time.

When The Wind Blew Away The Rain

It's like so long ago. Photos of me with kent were taken so long ago, perhaps, a month ago, and finally now, I am uploading them to my laptop and blogger. I've been so busy with work these few days, I hardly met up with anyone.

The only people I see everyday are Yan and Nana. I am getting bored with them. No, I am just kidding.

Kent hor, super lor. You know why? Because there was a long queue at this famous stall at Wisma Atria but he manage to order and get the food within five minutes, which means, he cut the whole lot of them.

One of the few reasons were he charmed his way through.

And another because his mum is working as a cashier there. Hehe.

Then we went to starbucks and talked about everything. I was feeling sad at that time so I poured all my sorrows to him.

He's one of the very few whom I told 90 percent of the real me. Still, I need to conserve the other 10 per cent. I don't want people to know the full 100 per cent me.

Suprisingly, I saw my long lost friend. He was working at starbucks. The last time I saw him was four years ago.

Anyway, I like creams. I like to lick them good.

Kent just blew all my sadness away. Thank you Kent.

Moving House Is Such A Dread

I was so so so so busy for the last few days, shifting my stuffs to my new house. And I have my very own wardrobe right now! Previously, I had to share my wardrobe with my sister.

Even though my present new house is smaller than the previous but it is really cosy and comfortable especially my sister's room. I just love her room. It's so so comfortable. It's small yet comfortable.

And I have many young neighbours. Finally, I can like mingle around with them. It's not like my previous hoome whereby there's only 4 units per floor. Now there is like more than 4 units per floor, multiracial.

I so love my new house.

I quit my previous job but a day later, I got another job as a sales executive. The manager is damn fierce when I went for training but when I was doing my job just now, he was much more relax with us.

Sneaky Cheeky Pussy

I received an e-mail from a girl by the name of Miss. Xueli four days ago. She attached a photo in the e-mail.

I read her e-mail and then proceeded to downloading the photo.

To my surprise, ...

It was a photo of me, in the train, I think going back home from work!

I can't even remember when I wore black, ha ha.

Sneaky cheeky pussy Miss. Xueli!

Miss Swan At Starbucks

Miss Swan just makes me laugh my head off. Oh well, in life, you should be more optimistic and happy-go-lucky.



What kind of coffee?

Miss Swan: In a cup.

I know, what kind?!

Miss Swan: Plastic cup.

Miss Swan At The ATM

Miss Swan will always forever be Miss Swan. Anyone can beat her to making me laugh or anybody else laugh is a genius.

Her voice is unique; the way she speaks.



If you're feeling down and sad, I guess Miss Swan videos just perk you up.

Distortions And Disgruntled

It is unbelievable to see how much hatred one can have and one can do to damage people's reputations. I am, of course, one of the many millions. I don't believe that nobody has hatred in them. Nobody will come up to me and say, 'hey, I hate you but I won't hurt you."

I have people who come and go in my life and these people, a few of them, just hate me to the core and would like to hurt me like a strangled chicken.

They can go to the extend of telling me that they will go all the way to my house and daunt me and a few of them just repeatedly bombard me on their blogs, in hoping to ruin my reputation or get my attention to hurt me.

I don't wish to address this issue because most of those haters of mine will be wanting me to do so. I just want to stand firm and say that I am the least affected. Nothing seems to faze me. Nothing can bring me down. Words, they are like double-edge swords.

I would not like to write this further and I shall move on to the next topic.

But before I do, I want to really really say this,

I'm backkkkk.... (In a high pitch voice)



Ah, finally I have moved house, to a new environment. I have quit the previous job and just in a short time, I got another job already. All happen so fast. New house. New job. What's next?

Hiatus

I won't be going online for the next four days because I am moving soon. So this will be my last entry for this week. Enjoy your holidays!

I'll come back with a big bang.

Being Narcissistic, Being Issac

I used to be geeky in school. I combed my hair so high and I have pimples on my face. If I still have those photos, I would have uploaded those photos on my blog and compare them to the me now.

Then when I was doing my studies in tertiary school, my pimples scars slowly disappeared. And I started to comb a different hairstyle.

I changed to armani and then now this!

And no more black hair!

A Black Cat Who Reads

A black cat read, 'the five people you will meet in Heaven.'

Can you read better than the cat?

America's Next Top Model Cycle 9 Episode 4

There are many spoilers ahead. Do not read this entry if you do not want to know who got eliminated on episode 4. And the winner of cycle 9 is my favorite girl.

I am beginning to like Ebony. I thought she was really abrasive at first but she began to pipe down after episode 2.

And Saleisha looked like Rihanna after her makeover.

The cycle 9 winner might be Heather.

New Urban Male Came Just In Time

Thank god, I thought they were going to send me the card like FOREVER. I was waiting and waiting for the card to come and finally it came today. It was a month long wait.

I finally got the New Urban Male card. If you remember, I purchased the NUM's bag at $120 dollars, the silver bag? It looks sleek right?

Then they asked me to be a member so I applied for the card.

But the singlet and tee shirts there are overpriced. One singlet or maybe one tee shirt costs $35 plus.

But like what the card stated, "For men with good taste."

Adrianne Curry Fought With Tyra Banks

Did you all notice that for every season of America's Next Top Model, Adrianne Curry's photos aren't in the opening credits.

I knew something was wrong so today, I decided to check out what had happened.

"My God! I am so in shock over my blog getting so much press! I wonder if they all know that this is incredibly old news….that has been addressed before…and laid to rest?? Seriously, I only wrote about my experience with top model (for the 1,000th time) to ease those who kept asking. All I hear is how I bashed Tyra in my blog. I failed to hear anything about my defending her weight, and saying how beautiful she looks! Oh well, thats news.

Anyway, I just want to stress to you all that I am soooooo fuckin over ANTM, it’s not even funny! Everything I said in that blog is old fuckin news. I have moved on. I’m working, I’m married, and I’m happy as hell!

I know that some of you are saying Revlon claims they paid me. That may very well be true! If they did, then it is my former agent who is lying about the payment, and keeping it for themselves. I am flattered they called me a “spokeswoman”….I dont see how I ever was….but I am flattered. Either way, I could give a crap less. I am TIRED of trying to fight for that money. Revlon’s make-up makes me break out really bad anyway(I have overly sensitive skin, their eyeliner and lipstick is all I can use)). I like Nars, Dior, and Chanel…thank you!

So I’m asking everyone to just say “WHO CARES” right along with me! This whole thing was in the news right after Tyra questioned my decision to do The Surreal Life publicly……it got me sooo mad, especially knowing that I had no career whatsoever at that point….that I lashed out. On top of speaking my mind on what happend with the show…I said some really stupid things about her..I was upset and I lashed out. I have since apologized for the things I said that were off topic. I will never say sorry about not getting what I was told I would win.

So there…this story broke the news 2 years ago…and now everyone is running with it like it’s new. It isn’t, MOVE ON! I sure know I have!

EDITED NOTE:: I AM grateful for everything I DID get from that show…dont get me wrong

On a lighter note, I have a million things to do today….and I sooo dont want to do them! I have a meeting with my business manager at 1, my shrink at 2:30, a meeting with some agents at 5…and then BED! I’m so tired. I film a pilot this weekend, and afterwards I will be at the Playboy Mansions Mardi Gras party!"

Source; Adrianne's Blog

The List; Star Awards

On the female artistes front, there were fewer surprises. Two-time nominated Best Actress Hong Huifang makes her entry to the popularity list usually occupied by her younger and more nubile peers.

Dawn Yeoh who was nominated for Best Newcomer last year has 'upgraded' to the Most Popular Female Artiste ranks this year.

While most artistes must be holding their breaths to see if they make it to the Most Popular Male and Female Artistes lists each year, Jacelyn Tay, who has been missing from our TV screens to focus on her health and weight management business, has bowed out of the rat race for this year's Star Awards.

In an interview with entertainment magazine 8 DAYS, the multi-hyphenate revealed that she had withdrawn from the awards. The reason behind her decision? Jacelyn said that she had not done much TV work this year and therefore felt that she should 'give the chance to other people'.

Apart from this unexpected turn of events, there are also a few surprises on the nominee list.

OUT: Julian Hee

OUT: Vincent Ng

Popular hunks on the block Julian Hee and Vincent Ng are out of the running this year. Newcomers to the list includes Shaun Chen, Zhang Yaodong and Pierre Png. Comedian Henry Thia also had the last laugh by beating out the usual suspects Julian Hee and Vincent Ng.

Jeff Wang, who was left out last year, makes a comeback. Christopher Lee, who was convicted and jailed this year for drink driving and failure to render help, showed that he is not forgotten by the public with his nomination.

First Sponsor For Blog Competition 2007

The third round has been delayed again because I am still looking for more sponsors. More sponsors, more prizes right?

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Fly Entertainment; Repeal 377A

This is a video made by the fly management artistes; repeal 377A.

2 EASY STEPS TO SUPPORT

1) DOWNLOAD, PRINT, SIGN and DROP OFF (at designated locations) the Parliamentary Petition by Sun 14 Oct 07 &

2) Sign the ONLINE Open Letter to the Singapore PM by Fri 19 Oct 07

NOTE: The Parliamentary Petition is not the same as the Open Letter. SIGN BOTH!

You can make it happen.

Easy Breezy Beautiful Covergirl

Rihanna is the new covergirl!


Rihanna, "Easy Breezy Beautiful Covergirl!"

Day 7 At Work

I didn't really style my hair because I was alittle late for work. Nana and Harziyan were also late. It was already a bad start for me at work. I was hoping that the bad luck won't affect me clinching any deals. I am a very superstitous guy.

While at work, Nana, without fail will always now and then touch-up her make-up. Of course ma, she must look pretty for the clients even though her clients can't really see her over the phone.

Hmm...

The lightings were bad.

Nana saw me taking photos of her and snatched the camera from me, 'NO!'

She took the camera and snapped photos of herself. How narcissistic.

At the end of the day, Harziyan and I clinched 5 deals while Nana was ahead of us by 1.

That was the first the three of us clinched so many deals.

Movie At Lido With 'Nicole Ritchie'

Yes, I was so late, like, 25 minutes late. And the moment I arrived, I saw Kent sitting with his legs wide open, tempting guys to anal him.

I was like, "No sista! That ain't how you do it! WIDER!"

Kent smiled and spread his legs even wider. Guys walking passed him, sticked their tongues out as though they wanted a piece of Kent.

I'm no longer that DIVA Isaac who will always be an hour or two hours late and pissed friends off.

But still, sorry Kent!

We watched Balls Of Fury and then we thought of playing table tennis and become professionals like Maria and Serena and Vanessa Williams.

Evil twin, "Oi! That one is tenni, not table tennis!"

Right.

For Gays And Those Bisexuals

Many men have fantasies about, and sexual contact with, other men, both in their teenage years and in adulthood, and yet they would never dream of describing themselves as gay. So how is a young teenager who feels attracted to other boys or older men, or a married man who feels an urge to seek out sexual contact with other men, going to identify himself sexually?

We all seem to have a need to label ourselves one way or another, which I personally don't think is helpful, but like penis size, it's almost an issue that is forced on us by society's expectations.

I would like to offer some thoughts, guidance, information and reassurance about sexual feelings and activities between men, and some interpretation of what it all might mean for you - especially if you are a teenage boy or a married man.

Muahaha, this is going to be interesting.

What proves a man gay or bisexual?

Is it the way he thinks? If, for example, you fantasize about men when masturbating, or you find yourself with an erection in the showers, does that mean you are gay?

Here's what my friend asked me.

I might have a stupid question, but I do not know who to ask. I am 19 yrs old and still have no control when I get an erection. It is like I am in primary school and just hitting puberty. I am terrified to take showers with other guys because of it.

I am not gay or turned on by the other naked guys or their penis, but just being naked and around other naked people just makes it pop up. I do not even think about sex and it happens. I have tried everything. I think about other things and try to stay focused on something but it never works. Is this normal or does it mean that I am indeed gay?

My reply;

I do understand how embarrassing this may be for you! Whether a man is gay or not, he might not want to get an erection at the drop of a hat in a room of naked men! (Although the good side is that you are obviously very virile and sexually healthy....even if it is inconvenient, that really is something to be proud of....it affirms your manhood and masculinity).

Men stop getting spontaneous erections in their twenties or thirties, and then need physical stimulation for their penis to become erect.

Second, are you gay? Let's think about it. I have met many gay, bisexual and straight men over the years. One thing that is clear is that there isn't always a clear division between these three ways of being sexual. You probably know that many married or apparently heterosexual men have had sexual experiences with another man in adult life.

There are many possible reasons for this: simple curiosity, lack of a sexual partner, it's simply exciting because it's "forbidden", feelings of affection or admiration spill over (as they do so easily in men) into sexiness.

No doubt you could think of many more reasons. Does this mean these men are gay? I don't think so, because men who see themselves as gay will often tell you that they are not sexually attracted to women at all, even if they have close female friends.

I think anything which is mutually consented, based on respect and equality, and fun, is perfectly acceptable for adults to do together, whether they are the same sex or not. Of course there is always the issue of avoiding hurt to any one else in the situation, which is very important too.

However, if you do feel attracted to men, what I'm saying is that it might mean you're gay - or it might not. But you need to keep in mind that admiring the look of other male bodies - whether or not you are attracted to them - is quite normal! And in fact the male body in general and the penis in particular are both wonderful.

A male body is a sexy thing - the evidence of this is a penis dangling in front of every man for him to see, all the time. In this way, with such overt stimuli, and the sexiness of your 19 year old body, I wouldn't necessarily read gayness into your erections. I could read sexual frustration and sexiness there, instead.

Third, how do you know if you are gay? Well, the classic advice is that if your fantasies center on men or their penises when you masturbate then you're probably gay. (By the way, are you masturbating?...I guess probably you are, but if you're not, then doing so might give you pleasure and reduce your tendency to get an erection in the showers.)

But even this isn't a perfect guide: many straight men fantasize about having sex with other men, and never do it. This is emotion spilling into the realm of sexuality, which happens because those two things are so closely linked in men. But I think there is enough truth in this for it to be helpful in deciding where your interest might lie: if you fantasize about one or other sex and find it feels right then that may well be a sign of your sexual orientation.

The bit about "it feeling right" is very important: men who don't want to be gay - which I believe applies to most gay men before they come to terms with their orientation and learn the happiness and acceptance that being gay can provide - often deceive themselves for years that their attraction to women is strong or comfortable for them, when it just doesn't feel right - and, more to the point, they know it isn't right, at some level, even if they aren't admitting it to themselves yet.

Finally, your sexuality will probably evolve anyway as you get older, and as you get more sexual experience.

I don't know. In general, though, I guess that if a man is really deeply involved with the question of whether he's gay or not, the process of coming to terms with it is a long and slow one. He needs to gather as much information as possible, assess the facts, and experiment sexually to find out what is right. This process, of course, is no different for anyone, regardless of their sexual orientation.

Issac Ritz's Exclusive; Britney Spears (Gimme More)

I can't believe it! I am actually watching Birtney Spear's video after for so long already.

This is her worst video ever!

Twice The Size

Have you seen a fishball as big as your palm?

Well, that's how big my fishball was when I first saw it!

Day 5 At Work

Yesterday, I woke up late and ended up stranded at Outram MRT station because I have forgotten to bring my wallet with me. I had $1.80 with me and I don't know how to get about with the little amount of cash.

I took a bus to Outram and realized that my card was already minus 79cents. I can't board a train already so I decided to buy a single trip card which actually cost $2.10.

Should I make a trip back home to get my wallet and go to work?

I looked at my watch and realized that I didn't have much time left. I felt so lost.

Then I went back to the bus stop and saw a bus that could bring me to my workplace.



It take 15 minutes to work to my workplace. The bus stopped and I alighted and I ran all the way to work. I cut down the 15 minutes to a mere 5 minutes because I ran all the way.

Luckily, I wasn't late.

At work yesterday, I managed to clinch another 6 deals, putting me at the top of the pack twice in a row.

Supposedly, I had 7 deals but I gave one of my deals to Nana.

I'm not sure if my every single one of my colleagues know my name but for sure I know that the numbers on the board will show who is at the top of the pack and my name is one of them.