The Girl With Screaming Orgasm

I simply love Debbie!

Discovering My Trueself

I just realized I am a goofball. I cannot be serious. If I am serious, I am actually not me.

I am a goofball.

I am one.

I just realized that.

I am a goofball!

Vulgar Baby

What shocked me the most was that the parents didn't even care when the baby said the four letter word.



What has this world become?

Loving My Baby

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My Evil Twin Won't Go Away

Its going to be my 1600th post soon and I don't want my evil twin to ruin the plans. I am planning of getting rid of him!

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I want to see flowers. I want to grow them. But because of time constraint, I can't.

Can I have some time to grow flowers because I like them alot.

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The Visitor

Every night, I stayed up late till its past two. I'm afraid. Really afraid. Everytime I sleep early, I will bound to wake up at 2 every night without fail and my room door will creak open.

And I will feel warm air blowing to my face.

That's why I stayed up late and sleep after two.

Losing And Gaining

Arrogance was me. Snubbing others was me. Ignoring others was me. But now, Friendly is me. Approachable is me. Entertaining others is me. Now there is a void in my body, in my soul.

Did I become empty when I lost all the previous three?

Will it be filled up with other good things?

Injections Of Laughters

When things in life seems stagnant dull, inject good old laughters.

Make Friends, Not Foes

A university lecturer once did this test on his class. He instructed his students to write down a list of names of the people whom they hate on a piece of paper.

And so all the students did. Some wrote a long list within seconds, some wrote afew while some wrote none at all.

The lecturer noticed this trend, that students who wrote alot of names on the piece of paper are more likely to get their own names written on other student's paper.

Whereas students who didnt write anything, have the least chances to get their own names written on other student's paper.

This phenomenon explains one thing. How you treat people, reflects upon yourself. It's a mirrored-effect.

When you smile into the mirror, a smile gets reflected back. And when you hate somebody, someone will bound to hate you back. So if you have a long hate list of names, erase it today.

Make friends, not foes.

Man In The Coffee Bean

Can you find the man in the coffee bean?

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain is developed normally.

If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!

I think I am dumb.

I SERIOUSLY CANT FIND THE MAN.

Okay, maybe I know where but I am not that sure. If you can find the man, download the photo, circle it and tell me where it is.

I Am Losing Part Of Me

I don't know why but I feel that I am actually losing part of me. I don't know what's the cause of it.

It's like I can't feel me already.

Geez, why are we experiencing all the emotional distress?

Just Because...

Just because he is a celebrity now, he does not want to associate with my other friends.

"Hey Issac, do you still contact the rest?"

I said, "Yes, why not?"

He replied, "My god, you still do. Look at their status and ours. I'm an actor and you're a so called-celebrity blogger, why do you still mingle with ordinary people?"

I was flabbergasted, "I'm no celebrity blogger. I don't have fans. I have readers. I am still ordinary. You should do some self reflections, dude!"

I walked away.

$30 Vouchers

Yes, remember the vouchers that I have won from NETS. These are the vouchers! The envelope very nice leh!

The place that I went to collect the vouchers is located at a very secluded place. It was difficult to find!

Dying From Not Enough Rest

I am going to die at work because I do not have enough rest for the past few days. God bless me please..

Funny Feelings

This video stirred my feelings.. Those funny feelings...

Gut Feeling

If you ever see passage filled with strawberries, pick them up, because if you don't and the next time you want to pick them up, they will be gone.

Don't bet with your luck. Bet on your gut feeling.

If your gut feelings tell you to take, then take.

Embody Me

Your body is an instrument of expressions.

To Forgive And Forget?

My best friend asked me this question.

If a friend has hurt you very deeply that you cannot feel love anymore but hatred for that person,

"Would you follow your mind and just move on with life because you're happier this way or would you follow your heart and forgive and try to bring back what is lost even though it may never be the same again."

And I responded, "We, Geminians have a fickle mind. So most of the time we don't follow our hearts. We follow what our minds say. If we follow our heart, we will always flip our answers and decisions till it gets complicated."

I have to agree with her. It will never be the same again.

I have a friend and she used to be close to me. She's the best friend I've ever had and we are friends for 13 years already.

Three years ago, something happened and we broke contact with each other and began to drift apart.

A year ago, I saw her and we apologized for what we did. But she and I were still angry and till now, I still cannot forget about the incident even though we have forgive each other.

I'm trying to set things right but somehow, it just doesn't seem to work.

That's why I gave that advice to my best friend.

Follow your mind. If your min says NO, it means NO.

Helping Hand

A friend of mine asked me a favour, so here I am to ask you guys a favour.

Do this survey, can?

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=Etkrj17PJr_2bJsnTrxR4I9A_3d_3d

This World Is Beautiful

This world is beautiful. I need to feel it. I want to rediscover nature. I want to go to the jungle but not the army way.

I want to feel the earth. I want to smell the grass and flowers.

I want to close my eyes and lay down on the grass, feel the breeze blowing on my face, ruffling my hair.

I want to experience that once again. Its been a long time. The last time I feel nature was 8 years ago!

Confusions

Sometimes, I am belittling myself and at certain times, I felt that I am in power!

Why am I feeling this way?

Sometimes, I feel lost but along the way, angels are there to guide me.

But what happens if one day all the angels are gone. Who will guide me then?

Maggie In Dark Knight?

I was like, "Huh? That's Maggie? She looked so old! OLD! OLD!"

Starring in The Dark Knight presented more of a test than actress Maggie Gyllenhaal had expected, she has admitted.

The 30-year-old is to follow in the footstep of Katie Holmes to play Bruce Wayne's childhood friend Rachel Dawes in the Batman Begins sequel and had been expecting to play a stereotypical female role in the comic book movie.

I miss Katie Holmes! I really miss her! I started liking her ever since the first movie of Dark Knight.

Holmes reportedly pulled out of the project due to a scheduling conflict, with Stranger Than Fiction star Gyllenhaal stepping in to play a lawyer inextricably linked with the Caped Crusader.

When asked if her character was a genre staple, the actress said: "There are moments of that. Chris Nolan, the director, would joke about how I had to resign myself to being a little bit of a damsel in distress.

Seriously, I didn't even realized that she was Maggie in Dark Knight. Oh well, after some research, now I know!

Choices

I don't like choices. God always gave me choices. I am not saying that it is a bad thing but if I were to be given too many choices, things will get complicated.

Let me give you a simple example,

On the same day, the chicken burger which usually costs $6 is on promotion and it only costs $2. And at different restaurant, probably a Japanese restaurant, they are selling tuna sushi at $2 too and the price before they were on offer costs $7.50.

And then before I know it, a random apparel shop is selling tee-shirts at $2 per piece.

Great choices right?

But I only have $2.

Why must they make life hard?

I don't want choices. I don't need choices. Choices spoil me.

Anticipate

No more anticipation. The more I anticipate, the more, I
will feel as if I am doing the wrong thing.

Beware Of This Spider

Yes, yes, I was forwarded this e-mail so many times, I am getting sick and tired of reading it. Then I thought it can be quite serious if you come in contact with a poisonous spider. It was recently reported on Channel 8.

And the spider is lurking somewhere in Singapore.

Sucky Uniform

This Friday, I have to go back to my previous camp in UNIFORM!

That sucks big time. Really. I don't really want to wear that sucky uniform anymore. But you know, I have no choice and can't run away from it.

So I have to suck it in and wear it this Friday.

The Beauty That Lies From Within

I grow up watching Sabrina The Teenage Witch and most of the episodes on the earlier seasons gave alot of advices especially this episode. You have to watch it.

"When you stop caring about looks, you enjoy the other party for the person he/she is. You learn that true beauty is from the inside."

Advertorial: Sunglass Hut

I am running out of sunglasses or should I say I don't have many to go by. One fine day, an angel came to my rescue and told me that I can get a branded sunglasses at a very reasonable price with $50 off!

Sounds nice right?

I thought it was too good to be true and I didn't really want to believe that angel.

That kind hearted angel handed me over 12 discount vouchers and she asked me to give to 12 lucky people.

How cool is that?

If you are interested to win the vouchers, simply email me at issacritz@gmail.com

What sunglasses you can purchase at sunglass hut?

Aplenty!

The sunglasses ranges from Ralph to Prada to Burberry and many more.

Offer valid on full priced sunglasses only. Minimum spend $200. Excludes Bulgari, Tiffany And Co, Oakley and Maui Jim. Valid for one sales transaction and is not redeemable for cash. Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer. Excludes lay-bys. Valid until 15 September 2008.

Audacity = Raged

What audicity! I'm flabbergasted! Someone stole something from me and it will cost me $60! If ever, EVER, I find out who the person is, I am going to ...

SHOVE A 19 INCH BANANA UP HIS ASS OR HER PUSSY!

Really. Or when I go ballistic, I will just take a PARANG and slit neck open.

Dwindling

I'm not getting enough advertisements to support me financially, ... SOBS! Boohoohoo! How? I have the cravings for shopping and it hurts my holes badly. Yes, whichever holes there are, they are just hurting me so badly.

Dwindling...


Remember this entry?

http://issacritz.blogspot.com/2007/07/traffics.html

I'm not proud of the entries linking to that particular post but it sure generated alot of traffics.

I used to be so into blog traffics. You know, those were the days. I have to admit I still love those days. But I am not any traffic whore.

So I'll just leave it to that.

Now, its only for my eyes and a few of my close friends. I'm not saying others can't read what I write but I wouldn't be that open to everyone already.

That entry was like in July 07. Its been a year already.

So do your mathematics if you want to know what's my blog traffic now.

And no, this isn't a post to show how cocky I am. This is to tell you I am NOT A BLOG TRAFFIC WHORE ANYMORE.

A Man

A man never runs away, a man never hides away. In order to
survive, a man never shows his fears, a man never shows his tears.

In order to survive, what will you lose?

A man can be dangerous. A man can be generous.

A man can be having fun. A man can be like a monk.

Holy Shit

I went to a public toilet at one of the shopping malls in Singapore. I entered the cubicle and what amazed me alot was the guy's screamings from the cubicle beside mine.

He was pulling his voice really hard. So I assumed that he was having trouble clearing his bowels.

The next thing I heard from was,

"HOLY SHIT!"

Now since when is shit holy?

I Want To

I want to play guitar and piano. And that's one of my many wishes.

I want to play tennis too but I have never get the chance to.

Re-Course

If I had to live my life again, I will. If I am given a choice to choose another route, I will. I wish I know my future so that I won't have to predict it always and give myself invisible pressure.

We live once.

I don't want to regret living my life.

Damn It

Damn it, I'm late for all my advertorials! I'm so sorry!

Dictating Time

Every day and moment has its own unique gift in terms of its particular
constellation of energy. What is time? How do you spend it? Will you live to
regret? Do you wish you want to go back through time and change your life's
course.

I wish I can.

Two Of The Greatest Love Songs

I really love Sarah Mclachlan. I was always told about her "I will remember you" song by my friends years ago. But I was telling myself probably she is just like any other singers who will just fade away.

Remember the one hit wonder, Kelis with her single Milkshake?

But I was wrong about Sarah. I listened to her songs and paid attention to her lyrics. They were beautifully written and her voice; melodious.



This song is a perfect love song.

And another was one that I just listened a few minutes ago.



If you listen carefully to both of the songs, they somehow have the same rhythm. But the lyrics aren't as powerful as Sarah's.

Banned Commercial; Bluetooth

Funny clip but it was banned from T.V.


Two guys kissing. How raunchy can that be?

No More Time

I am a busy guy, with constraint time on my hands. I am a working class now thus I don't blog that often.

*Thinks again*

I mean, I don't blog that effective anymore.

I am trying my best to squeeze time to meet my friends. Sometimes, if I miss the meetings with them, it's really hard to arrange for another one.

I'm not trying to make myself look noble, "Wah, he spares some time for his friends even when he is really busy."

No, that's not my point.

I just want you guys to know that it's very hard to arrange my off days to suit your daily schedule.

So I hope everyone can be alittle understanding.

To another topic, it's not even month's end and I am already so broke.

Broke because I bought alot of clothes, and unneccessary items totalling up to $1000 plus. And no, I am not going to touch any of my blogging's earnings yet. Else, I will be really broke.

My Life Is Going Ballistic

I've been having minor hiccups for the past two days and I am still having minor hiccups till now. I just don't understand these people.

Here I am trying to not be stubborn and am trying to be good, they still are pushing their luck on me. Don't push your luck too much people. You don't want to see me create havoc.

My luck's been pushed and it has reached its limit.

Just one more, and that's it.

I just like to mumble to myself eh?

Yes, I Cheated

Yesterday was my second day of dieting regime and yes, I cheated abit. I only ate two slices of bread in the morning, and then at three I ate 4 slices of breads with chilli tuna. In between I ate sweets.

Then in the evening, I only ate 1 slice of bread.

I didn't want to eat much already because it was night time.

But I feel lighter. Not that my weight is going to decrease tremendously after one day of dieting regime. It needs time.

Tomorrow will be the third day and I hope I will do better than this.

Expressing Myself Better

Though I have two off days consecutively, I still don't have enough rest. It doesn't matter anyway. I just want to make the most of my time doing things I like, watching shows I adore and being with people whom I like and having someone to love and be love.

Its 4a.m. now and I ought to be sleeping already!

I blog for the sake of blogging. I blog to express my feelings. I blog about my feelings and what matter most is I blog for myself.

I want to click on my archives and see and go like, "Hey that's me in the past and that's how I was in the past."

I do write entries that are not relevant to me like the fashion posts and the entertainment posts and the videos and the strange quotes but still I will be going like, "Oh, that's the video I watched years ago. Oh! I like that actress? Why?"

And so on.

It's all about writing what I like to write and not write what others like to read.

I just changed my outlook of my blog; with a new template. It looks more organized. Now, what I need to change is my character.

I can be very stubborn at times especially when I am with my other half. So, I am going to have a control over that. Slowly, I am going to be a better person.

And I want to change my outlooks too. I don't want to be that bland Issac or dull Rizal. Geez, this may take quite a while.

Well, at least I have fulfilled two of my many wishes.

And when I mean by wishes it doesnt mean like, "Hell yeah, I got myself a pair of new briefs!" or "Previously, I wished that I had a black jeans and now I have it!"

My wishes are those of a big scale and there are many of those wishes. These wishes will fill the void in my life. These wishes will keep me going with my life. Else, I will be thinking, "What am I living for? What is the purpose of living?

I am now able to understand a bit more of myself.

If Jaishree reads this, she'll be amaze because this will be my first in many months that I actually write something from the bottom of my heart, expressing how I feel and what I want in life. Normally I don't because of privacy constraint.

But since I chose to reveal myself to all of you people, I shouldn't and musn't be afraid of expressing my personal thoughts and privacy to you.

Planning For My Baby

Since today will be my off day, I've decided to plan something for my baby. I'm going to jot down the plans here. Anyway, my baby will be working and by the tiome we meet, I don't think my baby have the time to read my blog or our blog.

So here's the plan.

If my baby knock off early, I thought of going to Changi Airport terminal 3 because my baby said that we have never been there before so it will be great if we go there one of these days when both of us are not working.

Then again, its too far from where we live so maybe, I have decided to scrap that off from today's itinerary.

I decided to go to Vivocity, walk around and shop afterwhich at 6plus in the evening, we shall watch the sunset together.

I chose vivocity because I won 30 dollars shopping vouchers for that particular mall.

So that's it. I hope my baby will appreciate what I did today.

First Day Of Dieting

Yesterday, I ate whatever I want; all my favorites and thats it. Today will be a new day. My weight is growing. Im currently standing at 71kg. Though it doesn't seem to show physically, my weight is constantly growing. I can't even fit into 4 of my jeans.

That's bad.

So when I wake up the next day, I am going to have the same food routine everyday.

Mineral water / coffee with 2 piece of breads / one apple in the morning.

Apples / salads in the afternoon.

2 piece of breads in the evening.

I've done this before when I was 20 to get from a weight of 69 to 61k.g and I will do it again. No worries, I'll be fine. I have to have my ideal weight of 58. Else, I can never complete this wish of mine.

Two people who are contantly and will be drilling me to eat will be my baby and mother.

Hope you two understand where I am coming from. I have to do this.

Respeito

Most people appreciate receiving respect from others; however, much of the time people fail to give respect. Respect takes a number of forms: Respect for other people, respect for people's property, and perhaps most importantly, respect for oneself. If you want others to give you respect, you must first learn how to give respect yourself.

“Respect” is a word like “empathy”, “love”, and “compassion”, that everyone agrees connotes a positive attribute; however, there are innumerable ideas about what respect means.

I endeavor to stay open to the facts of each person's suffering, including culturally specific experiences of degradation and harm, realizing that at times I may neither see nor understand another person's hurt, even when I have the best of intentions.

I believe we all must learn to criticize with careful and respectful intentions taking into count the possibility that our words may be taken out of context and used for other purposes other than what they were intended to be used when written. That is especially true with the written word and on the internet specifically.

Personally I have found it helpful in my efforts to stay alert to my own motivation, and to check my intentions.

Unofficially The 3rd Reigning Mediacorp Queen

If she would have stayed alittle longer in show business, she will be the 3rd reigning mediacorp queen but she had to leave in 2006. She is a very elegant, sophisticated lady. To top up with that, her acting skill is great. Not top-notch yet, but still great.

What I mean by top-notch acting chomps are those from Ivy Lee and Huang Biren.

Love Concierge launched her to 3rd placng in mediacorp. The eight immortals soared her to a A-lister.

From a not-so-good-fashionista and ragged doll, she transformed into a beautiful swan.

She wrote books. She is a health freak. She has beautiful figure. She has everything. She is IT.

Every year at the Star Awards, I eagerly await its live telecast on TV. Don't get me wrong; I am neither a faithful Channel 8 devotee nor part of the screaming legions of fans that make their presence felt every year at the awards.

But still, I pay full attention to the glamorous affair, soaking up every moment of it.

Ever since Jacelyn quited, I didn't really bother watching.

J.B Exposure; City Square

Today, Eric and I decided to go to J.B. I wanted to go to other shopping malls but Eric said that we both would get lost easily without any guidance or knowledge of the place. I agreed with him and decided to shop at City Square, the nearest shopping mall to the causeway.

We ate at Mary Brown for lunch. I get full easily nowadays and I am not even follwoing my dieting plan. Shoots!

Then we walked around to see if we could buy anything from there.

Hours later, we decided to stop for desserts.

Sweet treats for our taste buds and stomachs!

We decided to watch a movie there. Hancock was our pick. Shaolin Girl isn't showing there. So frustrated. I really wanted to watch that show so so much. Is it over already? Or is it still showing?

How great it would be if I win RM 100,00. It was eight already and we wanted to take the train back home. We made all the neccessary stops before leaving that shopping mall.

Eric and I had starbucks coffee!

Wacky faces; inflated noses, weird pak jiao eyes!

Some bloody people just thought they could trifle with us. Can you imagine there are no seating numbers on our tickets and same to others and one has the audicity to ask us to move away from the seats we were sitting and even claiming that that was his seat?!

He's not worth my time.

We bought doughnuts!

The moment we arrived Singapore, we ate nasi lemak, maggie mee goreng and gado-gado!

I am definitely noy work RM 33.90!

Eric bought me a B.U.M wallet!

And he bought 2 comics for himself!