Wedded With A Vibrating Ring

Now, let's be a bit more creative. Instead of buying a real diamond ring for your wife or girlfriend, why not buy something that can be worn and used.

Evil twin, "What's that in your hands?"

You don't know what's that? It's very useful.

Can see better?
Oh, yummy. Still don't know what's that?

It's a vibrating ring. Very useful, you know?

If you don't want to use it, you can put in at your...

Finger. Or your girlfriend's finger.