Merry Meet everyone...
P/S: 3000 words. If you're stuck at home and have nothing to do, make yourself a cup of coffee, sit down and read my Halloween entry. (Include pictures, spells, and more pictures of me!)
What would you wear on Halloween?
1st Person: Weeeeee! I am suppose to be the Red-Devil but the costume was sold out so I had to get something that is closest to it. Thus, this outfit.
Me: You look like a cross-eyed clown lost in Zouk. *Pause* Is that apple on your nose?
And when I thought he is the only one...
Me: Is this a new fashion trend for Halloween or am I hallucinating?
2nd Person: Don't ask me! Ask my students instead. They forced me into wearing this outfit. And I am not happy about it. Look at my grumpy face. They would get As for this term!
Pooh Wannabe: Hey you! Come let's fight! One on One!
Middle Girl: Hey there... I am dressing like a prostitute but actual fact is... I am ONE! Hush, do not tell others.
3rd Girl: She's a bitch and I'm fat.
And when you thought it was already over...
Short Girl: I wanna be pretty. I wanna be the prettiest clown ever.
The lady on the left: Hah! What a joke! It's as if you just ran out from the asylum.
The lady with the wings: I want to fly... fly away like a butterfly.
The lady wearing blue outfit: I think I'm in the wrong room. They're all insane but look at me. I look like a belly dancer! I'm proud of myself.
The Guy: I am the Dark Angel! And my t-shirt is transparent. I feel that my body is awesome and muscular.
The Girl: Oh please... You call that awesome. *Looks at the camera* Do you agree with him people? Neh, in a million years.
We're the horny ladies!
Lady on the left: I'm all yours baby.
Middle lady: Hey you! *Points finger* Lick my *****!
Lady on the right: I suck too much. Now my teeth is protruding...
But of all these wacky costumes, one stands out...
and that will be...
none other than...
...
...
STEVEN LIM!
Steven Lim: I will only wear my yellow trunks to Zouk for Halloween.
Me: ...
On the contrary, what I am going to display next are the real scary costumes that you may think of wearing to Halloween parties.
Grim Reaper
Grim Reaper: If you're naughty, I will slash your dick off!
Little Girl: Mummy, mummy ... what's a dick?
Mummy: Erm... It's a .... Ah well, you're still too young to know.
Grim Reaper: Little girl, you don't have a dick. You have a p*ssy.
Little Girl: Mummy, I have a p*ssy?
Draculas
Draculas: Argh! We're the formidable draculas! We will not only suck your blood but also your *censored*
Personally, I like this costume. It gives me the creep.
If you want to rent or buy costumes for Halloween, patronize Mascots and Puppets Specialist @ 746 North Bridge Road Singapore 198714 or the opposite of Paradiz Center.
As for me...
I won't be buying or renting any costumes since I won't be going anywhere for Halloween.
Aren't I pathetic? Nothing better to do except for blogging at home, now, on Halloween.
Sigh.
I was checking my mails when I received one that really displeased me.
Let me remind all of you - I HATE to receive e-mails that spook the hell out of me. And in the content, they would write, "Hey, click here and you will see something cute popping out from the screen."
Bleah!
Want to see what I'd seen?
Caution: See it at your own risk.
http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html
Anyway, I have changed the left background picture which was supposedly to be a nature scenery to now, a mild scary picture of pumpkins. I do not wish to scare my readers away by putting up the 'real' thing since most of you have a faint-heart.
I have also included a gothic midi to accompany the background pictures. It adds up to the scary level. But however, it is just a slight change to my blog. Nothing big.
It's just for the Halloween mood.
For most of us, Halloween is a time to dress up, party and have some scary fun. People dressed in fanciful outfits go to costume parties, where old-fashioned games like bobbing for apples in tubs of water may be a part of the festivities.
Children put on costumes and masks and go from house to house demanding "trick or treat." The treat, usually candy, is generally given and the trick rarely played.
But to some members of society it still holds spiritual significance. The rise of new wave religions, with their tendency to follow the old ways and worship nature and the seasons, has returned Halloween to its original Celtic status.
Let's start with words that associates with Halloween;
abyss, agony, anguish, apparition, appear, ax, bane, banshee, bats, beast, Beelzebub, behead, bite, black, black cat, blood, bloodsucker, bloody, body, boil, bones, bonfire, boo, breezy, brood, broom, brute, burn, bury, cadaver, candy, candy apple, ...
candy corn, carnage, casket, cast, catacomb, cauldron, cemetery, chain, chill, cleaver, cobweb, coffin, corpse, costume, crazy, creature, creep, cremate, crow, crypt, cult, curse, cut, dark, dead, deadly, death, decapitate, decay, demon, despicable, destroy, devil, disembodied, doom, Dracula, dreadful, dungeon, ...
gallows, gangrene, gargoyle, gash, ghastly, ghost, ghoul, ghoulish, goblin, gore, gory, gout, grave, gravestone, graveyard, grim, grisly, groan, gruesome, grunt, guillotine guise, witch...
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYMORE! That should be it.
Before I start off with my Halloween experience, let me share something gruesome with you.
A week back, while I was doing my practical lessons in the computer lab, I discovered something really disgusting and gruesome.
Michelle screams attracted the attention of the entire class and so that made me advanced to her and asked what was really the matter.
She pointed to the CPU that she was using and to my horror, I saw something sticking out from the CPU's fan. It appears to me as a dead lizard's leg and later on, I was right.
It was stuck in the fan even before we were using the CPU and since we had already turned on the power, the fan will be heated up to a very high degree which means, the lizard will or has already been roasted.
I was right again.
Raymond tried to pull the lizard out with a pencil but that didn't work so they had to do the extreme.
They switched off the power and then screw and open up the entire CPU just to get the poor roasted lizard out.
It was a difficult task but they managed to pull it out.
Wait a second!
There were not one but two lizards!
My hunches - the lizards might be mating!
Male Lizard: Hey baby, where do you think we should make love?
Female Lizard: Why don't you decide, since you're good with decision making and you will always find the best spot for us to have sex without anyone interrupting.
Male Lizard: *Looks around* Why not...
Female Lizard: Yes dear?
Male Lizard: Do you see that CPU there?
Female Lizard: Yes honey...
Male Lizard: Let's do it over there, in the CPU's fan. It seems comfy.
Female Lizard: Let's do it baby!
Minutes later...
Male Lizard: You did great honey...
And then the entire computer lab's lights were turned on.
Female Lizard: Oh no! Humans! What should we do? They are going to kill us!
Male Lizard: We will just stay inside here for the time being and mate more.
Michelle approached the CPU and turned it on.
Female Lizard: Dear, it's getting hot in here.
Male Lizard: I know. I'm making you hot and horny baby! Yeah! Aaaaa! Harder!
Female Lizard: No! What I meant is ...
Burnt!
Wha lah! That's the conclusion to the story!
You want to know how burnt the lizards were?
You sure? ...
Please ensure that you are not eating anything for the moment...
....
Brace yourself...
Wait a second...
The pictures are in my Nokia 6600 and unfortunately, I can't upload it to my blog as I just lost my handphone.
Lucky you!
Humph!
I was browsing through my pictures and decided to put these few up.
They are before and after photoshoped pictures.
Haha!
Before...
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There are a few pimples on my forehead and my hair looked horribly messy. And the background... should go.
After photoshop, this was the final outcome.
Let's place the pictures side by side.
Before... And After...
Tadah! I've done it!
Last year, I did not celebrate Halloween since I had nobody to go out with and I did not rent any costumes.
I stayed at home, watched VCDs of Scream 3 and Nightmare on Elm Street Part 1,2 and 3. Though it might seem boring to you but I enjoyed the night.
Lights off, only me alone in the living room watching spooky shows that will send chills down your spine. I was of course timid and had to lit up several candles. Muahaha!
At that point of time, everyone was already asleep. So I could not do much. This year, without a doubt, it will be the same.
First and foremost, it's the fasting month and it's really bad for me to celebrate Halloween during the fasting month. And besides, the following day is a school day for me.
I am unable to stay out till the wee hours to party. Sob. So I guess I would be staying at home watching horror shows on tv or rent some VCDs from the shop. Did I mention before that I have not club and will never club since it's rather pointless and meaningless. It's a waste of money too.
I would rather spend my money on good food or the latest shirt or jeans in the fashion world. That would be more satisfying for me.
For me to get money quickly is to chant these sentences three times and you must chant along with me to make it more efficient.
"I want money. I need money. I must have money,
I want money. I need money. I must have money,
I want money. I need money. I must have money,"
*Poof*
It's raining gold. Hallelujah!
Me: What the hell?
Death-Angel: Your wish is granted.
Me: No.........................!
Death-Angel: Down you go and that's for being greedy!
Moral of the story: Try not to piss the death-angel because when you do, you shall not be spared.
Muahaha!
I still remember when I was fourteen years old, my friends, Adam, Jaka, Milya and I started the magick thing in our class. We were really keen in knowing more about the spiritual stuffs. We wanted to learn.
And so it began.
Believe it or not, it all started with Jewel Riders.
Every day, Jaka and I would accompany Adam home just to buy fancy jewels from the shop near his house. And I would treat them as my precious, believing that they had powers and they would ward evil from me.
I took it to the next level. I did research over the internet to regards of gems and spells and how I will go about doing them. And soon, I had some knowledge about them and that gave me a head start from the rest.
The next day, we started talking about magick and what powers each of us possessed. We were still young, so we were still ignorant of all these things.
I, however had the ability to cast spells and that put me at the top of the pack while Adam was still passive with his powers. Jaka, on the other hand, claimed tha his father - a cleric.
Because of that, he claimed himself as a cleric too.
Apart from being able to cast spells, I had the ability to put curse on people. Adam ranked me as the elemental of darkness. Adam, was the elemental of wind and Jaka, elemental of fire.
From then onwards, we used magick to alter things to our advantages.
As we grew older, we started to realize what true abilities we really possessed.
Its only in the later half of that year, Adam discovered his elemental ability and slowly developed psychic powers and that put him first and made him the strongest amongst us. But however, they feared my power to curse people the most.
I still remembered whereby Milya and Adam fought a magical battle to see who has more influence over the weather. And Adam won. Adam was supposed to summon wind to encourage rain and Milya was suppose to do the opposite.
And they know I was not happy of being third.
Jaka's pathetic holy magick was pretty much useless as he does not even have enough to support himself. Back then Adam's magick is also basically useless offensively, and that's when they had to solely depend on my spells casting.
Years passed and many things had happened; both good and bad.
Now I know what abilities I have and what I don't possess. I declared myself as a spell caster. And still the ability to curse people.
Seems interesting to you? *Winks*
But I don't believe in creating spells to bring wealth and getting a compatible partner forthe rest of your life. You have to earn them and not get them the easy way.
I'd cut short of certain events. If I do pen all of them down here, this entry will be SUPPPPPPERRRR long and boring.
One question that I will be asking to you, my fellow blog readers;
What will you be doing on Halloween night?
Should you be spending the night out with your friends at Zouk or staying at home casting spells? Probably, having great sex in a room lighted with dim-lights and your partner dripping the candle wax on your smooth butt?
I don't quite prefer the last one. I really hate the feeling of my smooth butt been scorched by the burning sensation of the candle wax. Not that I'd done it but I can somehow feel it. Unless you prefer SM, I suggest you not to do it. Muahaha.
It's been raining lately and probably it will rain today. Not that I want to dampened everyone's mood of celebrating Halloween but it's just one of my intuition. Maybe I am wrong. But if I am right, don't come cursing me! Or I will curse you back.
Just kidding...!
After finishing up this SUPPERRR long entry, I am going to go to my living room and watch The Haunting and Exorcist: The Beginning!
Or maybe if Mediacorp is going to air something spooky and spine-chilling, I would forgo these two shows and watch the ones that Mediacorp aired.
Evil Twin: Right...As if Mediacorp is going to air anything good.
Me: ....
Didn't you all notice of late that Mediacorp has been airing the same shows over and again. Take SPEED for example. Mediacorp first aired it a year back and then they aired it again 6 months later.
Still not enough, they aired SPEED again not too long ago. I'm getting sick and tired of the same shows repeatedly shown on Channel 5 over and again. I had enough.
Titanic, Speed, Home Alone, Jurassic Park, Nightmare on Elm Street, Home Alone, Speed, Titanic, Fear Factor, Prince of Eygpt, Titanic Jurassic Park, Scream.
Speed, Speed, Titanic, Jurassic Park, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Dante's Peak, The Mask, Jumanji, Titanic, Fear Factor, Prince of Eygpt, The Mask, Dante's Peak, Speed.
Blah Blah Blah! Ok enough of them.
Something you all should know.
I am a very strong-headed person and when it comes to decision making, I will not allow anyone to go against my decision. Yes, I sounded arrogant but I am not. Sometimes, people do make wrong decisions and without a doubt, I do too.
But I will feel much secure when I make my own decisions without anyone interfering though I know to a certain extend, sometimes, my decisions are wrong.
I don't like people to make amends for me or instructing me around. They just get on my nerves. These people also are lazy. They are not independent.
Each time when they encounter problems and do not have the upper-hand of solving it, they would either chuck them aside or throw them all to ME!
I'm not your slave. I don't do your bidding. You can f*ck yourself with a huge cucumber stuffed with chicken fillings and then walk around at your neighbourhood on Halloween night scaring them with your ugly face and still, the cucumber stuck in your hole.
Bleah~!
Evil Twin: Why so vulgar, Isaac? It's the fasting month, should tone down a bit.
Me: Since when you become the good guy?
Evil Twin: ...
Merry Part!
P/S: Hope you have a wonderful Hell-o-ween time!
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WAIT!
What about me?
Are you not going to feature me in this entry?
I've long waited for this moment but you just wouldn't write about me? Why?! How could you?
I BEG YOU!
Can't you see I'm already on my knees, bowing to you.
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Why are you keeping quiet?
Still no answer?
That's it!
I HAD IT WITH YOU! YOU SHALL DIE...
Signing Off,
Shah Rizal Isaac
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