Janice Dickinson Wannabe

If you can't get the real Janice, we'll just make do with the wannabe. Introducing to you Miss Janice Dickinson!

Yes, pose! Pose! Give us the slut look! More of the slutty look!

Now, give us PASSION. It's as if you want it so badly!

Now, let's do something different. Give us the horny look. Yeah, that's right. More of that horny look! Way to go Janice!

Lift up your shirt higher!

Lift up your shirt higher and give us that seducing look. Yes, yes that's it!

And then our photographer collapsed. He's exhausted.

Star Wars; The Epilogue

A long time ago, when dinosaurs ruled the earth, and when Jedi is of non-existence, there, a battle between Nicolah and Pariston, the two most powerful aliens who shapeshifted into human forms began.

This is Nicolah. A very powerful bitch. Very, I must say. She can kill guys with one wink.

Pariston was the weaker one.

The battle took place at Toy Rum Tust. But Pariston was too weak to handle all the blows. Pariston was hit a couple of times.

Pariston, "Forget it! I need to retreat! Let me call upon my jet plane!"

Go cow-A321 jet !

The Extended Simpsons Family

And I thought it was only Nicole whom they recently welcomed to become part of their family.

Nicole, "Hey Paris, let's be part of the Simpsons!"

Paris, "No thanks, I don't want to be sisters with Jessica and Ashlee Simpsons..."

Nicole, "You dumb ass, not them. I'm refering to the SIMPSONS."

Paris, "As usual, blonds..."

Clement, whom they welcomed too, looked like a 11 year old boy in this photo.

Ah, a family potrait!

BFF; 'Paris Hilton' And 'Nicole Richie'

BFF is the short abbreviation of best friends forever. Ya girl Nicole, you rocks!

Nicole's a slut. But what the heck, I'm da bitch. Let's welcome my new best friend (http://kenzboi.blogspot.com) ! Muacks muacks, I've spent 23 days in jail. When's your turn, Nicole?

Couple's Indecent Acts

Like I promise before, I have photos of a couple doing indecent act in front of alot of residents But I just couldn't find the photos. AndI promised if I found them, I shall post them at my blog. So here they are.

Evil twin, "You like peeping tom leh!"

What audicity!

They're doing this in broad daylight. Have they no shame at all?

"Why like so near them like that ah? You hid in the bushes ah?"

No, you're wrong. I took the photos from my balcony at the third floor. My digital camera super right?

And then the guy looked around to see if anyone was looking at them. How careless of them. I was watching them.

Then they became more daring.

The guy looked around again to make sure that nobody was there.

Oh my god. The girl started oraling the guy.

Heaven Is Fair; Nobody Is Made Perfect

We don't have everything. We can't be clever and have the good looks and have the good body at the same time.

When you are good looking, you are hardly intellectual or have good body.

When you have the body or maybe the intellect, you do not have the looks.

When you have the intellect, you may not have the looks or body.

And when you got the body, the looks and the intellect, you are born a malay or a indian or other races that Chinese dislike dating. I'm not trying to be racist here but many snubbed those who are of a race that is not chinese.

So isn't Heaven fair?

Facial Mask Works Wonders

I felt that my face was really oily and I had to do something about it. I want my face to be pimple free.

Ah! This is one of my birthday presents. There are plenty so I decided to use one of it.

You see my face. Looks so haggard and oily.

It's time for some rejuvenation. Let's use the facial mask.

Evil twin, "Gosh, you look like an alien. You look even uglier than before."

Twenty minutes later...

Tadah!

My Home, Always Will Be

I thought many times of moving away from blogspot and moving to a new home, probably at Livejournal. I thought of it quite a lot of times. I've created an account at livejournal but I've not yet used it.

At first, I was torn of whether I should move to a new home.

But after some considerations and factors and knowing that I've changed my blog url once that led to losing 1/4 of my blog readers during the process, I've decided to stick with blogspot.

I power blogger.

And besides, there's really limited blog skins for livejournal. It's not user-friendly. I won't breach my loyalty to blogger.

I shall blog using blogger then, now and always.

Blogger, I love you.

Wet And Wild

I'm still in progress for getting my six pacs back. I am helping myself much now than previously.

I like the shorts that I was wearing. But it's kinda like the army type.

Juicy Photos Of Couple Having Sex

I am so pissed with myself for not posting the photos earlier because now I don't know where I've placed them but rest assured that when I find them, I'll post them.

Because they did it in broad daylight and at the small hut that was at the garden which was directly facing my balcony window.

What audicity!

I swear when I find the photos, I'll published them here.

A Sudden Change And The Many Good Comments

This is it. I make mistakes but they are minor ones.

One of the medics in my company said, "You're an improved person. You don't shrink your responsibilities. You are more sensible now."

He's someone I do not wish to step or cross my path with because if I do he will bombard me with sarcasm. But for the first time I received compliments from him today. I was so happy about it.

Sun Jing, who has an American ascent praised my dressing yesterday. And he chose Benjamin and I as the most outstanding dressers.

How many good comments can I get in a day?

Unwritten

I know most of you are wanting relationships even though throughout your life, you have never been in one. You are wanting to be loved and to give love to the one you love. I understand.

But you must be prepared to be quarreling with your significant other's now and then. A relationship can never be perfect if there are no quarrels.

There are no such things as Fairytale love.


You have to be real. You have to find it. You have to find love if you want it.

Realization And Importance

All is not lost yet. I thought I am always alone. I always thought I don't have real friends. I have many friends but do I have real friends? That's a question I always asked myself times and times again.

I used to hold alot of anger in me. But holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harm we do, we do to oursevlves.

I am always hating some of my friends who always mistreated me. I always thought they only wanted me when they had nobody else to go out with, when they needed listening ears. And when I needed help, they weren't there.

Forgive.

No one is born with anger. And when we die, the soul is freed of it. In order to move on I must understand why I felt what I did, and why I no longer need to feel it.

I need to forgive those people who onced did me wrong.

Forgive.

My significant other always asked me why am I not showing more love, why am I not more loving than before?

Love, like rain, can be nourish from above, drenching couples with a soaking joy. But sometimes, under the angry heat of life, love dries on the surface and must nourish from below, tending to its roots, keeping itself alive.

I still love my significant other wholeheartedly.

Rectifying Problems / Handlin` Alone

I was so so busy for the past few days, I couldn't even breathe properly. It's like I was choked. It's like I was being strangled. I had so many things to do.

With the other two medics away again for combat shooting, I was yet again left alone at the company, trying to take all the flying darts.

I had to settle the men's medical appointments, clean the medic corner and sort out the status and M.Cs. And I had to do all that by myself.

I, being the quiet one and the other two being the loud, pushy ones always can't co-ordinate with me. Wait, correction. It was used to. Now we're trying to work together. Hopefully we are.

Just now, in the morning, after I handed my duty over, I was thrown with a problem that was so great. Actually, it wasn't mine to even solve. It was Rashidi's.

There're not enough genesis (oxygen tank) and we took up the last one which was meant to be for the other exercise.

Rashidi had to make a choice of still wanting to ask his officer to continue conduct SOC or should he cancel it else he will jeapordize himself.

I stubbed in, hoping that I could rectify the problem. It took like an hour to finally solve everything. I was happy for myself that even though I wasn't appointed to be the stand-in company medic, I proved useful to many.

Paris Hilton Out Of Jail (Video)

A coverage of Paris's release.


Look at all the attention she got.

Love her to bits. I welcome you back!

A Tribute To Mirinda (The Devil Wears Prada)

This is one movie I won't forget especially when they have such great actors and plot.

I thought what a better way to have a tribute to the cast of The Devil Wears Prada especially Mirinda.

And a video of the best moments of The Devil Wears Prada.


"Get me that little table that I like at that store on Madison Ave..."

Something About Mariah Carey

I used to like her. She sang the favorite song of mine and many others; I wanna be your baby and without you.

Then she was dropped by her company. Her popularity now is dipping. If only...

With her unique talent and signature vocal abilities, Mariah Carey commanded the world’s attention when she made her musical debut in the early nineties. In less than a decade, Mariah Carey emerged as one of the most popular and widely acclaimed talents in music.

As a singer and songwriter, Carey has been recognized with the most prestigious accolades in the industry including two Grammy Awards, eight American Music Awards, Billboard's “Artist of the Decade" Award and the World Music Award for “World's Best Selling Female Artist of the Millennium" to name a few.

Real Or Just Another Fake

I've seen alot of my friends with tatoos at their backs and necks and stomach and many other places.

But is this guy's tattoo real?

I still won't put tattoo on my body despite being asked by many to put.

Paris Hilton Out Of Jail

To me, it's good news that she's out of jail. She looks more promising now. She looks more better now. She promised not to act cute or dumb. Will we trust her on that?

But its good to have her back.

Go Paris Hilton.

You see, she's a much happier person now.

I Wanna Have Babies

This song is scary. Natasha want to make babies.

Hey, but the song is catchy.

To Be Somewhere Beautiful

I have never been to any nice places before. I never went to any beautiful country before. I want to. Maybe after I ORD.

I want to spend my time on a beautiful island with my significant other.

I want to see the beautiful sunset. I want to cuddle my significant other. I want to spend a peaceful night on a beautiful island.

Ways To Subdue My Evil Twin

Till he's subdued, I can never be me. It's like me having two personalities. I can't go on with this cherade anymore.

I need to device a plan to get rid of my evil twin.

It's time for him to go.

He needs to be subdued!

Natasha Beddingfiled

Natasha has a very unique voice. And she's trampling her brother with all her nice songs.


Will she make it big? It depends on you people.

Tiring Days

There's time when we do alot of shits in camp and it's really tiring. As for me, I will be doing double the job because I am a medic. If I'm not doing trainings at the company line, then I will be going to the medical center for lessons.

It's really tiring.

And previously having not to pass IPPT, I have to do the trainings everyday. It's tiring.

It's getting more tiring now because my schedules at camp at packed even though I have passed my IPPT. There are so many parades. And when there are so many parades, there are more rehearsals.

Even when we are left with 2 months more to ORD, we are still busy.

Loving You More

From today (25/6/07), 8p.m onwards, i will love my significant other more! Today, we will renew our love.

I will love YOU MORE!!!

I will love YOU MORE!!!

I will love YOU MORE!!!

May You Rest In Peace

My best friend who is studying at Australia has just passed away. No words can describe what I'm feeling now.

I've known her for 9 years and she's gone without saying goodbye!

My handphone rang and there I heard a familiar voice. It was Emilia's. My best friend's mum. Oh, in any case, my best friend's Emily.

I am now very heart-broken. It make me realize that I've been so rebellious. It make me realize that I don't really treasure people.

I need to start being a good boy and start treasuring those I love. I should start not hurting them already.

I, hereby announce that today, June 25, 6.50p.m, I shall treasure everyone around me, even my ex-best friends and enemies. There's no point in hating anyone.

I love you Emily. I apologize for not coming to see you for the last time. May you rest in peace.

Going Underground

You think I care ah? I was from SMU and I wanted so badly to get to Plaza Singapura as fast as I could without taking a cab.

So I walked at the Fort Canning underground passageway for cars.

No pedestrian entry except for Authorised personnel. Pui, you think I care?

It was the shortest route ever. I'm getting fatter, man.

Sometimes, It's Not Always Right

This is crazy. I was so lazy I just picked anything that caught my eye. Simply said, I did the wrong thing because what I wore on that day was a crazy mismatched.

What was I thinking? This is so so bad.

The shoes didn't really match my polo shirt and my 3/4 pants look awkward with my entire dressing.

This won't happen again.

Second Time at The Cathay, Grand Cathay

I went out with Jeff a few days back and we decided to watch a movie but this time round not at any golden village outlets. We're going to watch at The Cathay.

And we got to watch the movie at the Grand Cathay. Wah seh! Love the ambience!

This is my second time but Jeff's first. A great experience indeed.

We took so many photos and only this was not blurred or dark.

305; 300's Sequels

Have you watched 300? If you like it then you will like 305.

Very nice movie indeed!

Back In A Relationship Again

I broke up like a week ago but I just couldn't let go of my significant other. I thought there will still be hope.

I was upset for the fact that we have so much understandings but with that one week of being single, I focused on how to improve myself. I focused on how I should accomodate to my significant other's feeling.

Yesterday, 24th June, 8p.m, we asked each other again if we wanted each other back again. It seems that both of us still want each other back.

Lindsay Lohan Overheats

Lindsay Lohan was overcome by the heat during filming of "Georgia Rule" and required treatment at a Los Angeles-area hospital, the entertainment news program "The Insider" reports.

The 20-year-old actress was taken by private car from the movie set to the hospital, where she spent several hours for treatment of overheating and dehydration. She was given a Vitamin B-12 shot.

Her publicist, Leslie Sloan Zelnick, confirmed to The Showbuzz that Lohan will be returning to the set tomorrow.

Lohan was filming in 105-degree weather for 12 hours on Tuesday. "Georgia Rule" also stars Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman.

The young star of tomorrow.

Suddenly I See

I have been finding this music video for a long long time. I first heard it at radio or was it a song from a certain movie? I can't remember but I know this song had left a deep impression on me.

At first, I didn't know who the singer and song title was. It was pretty much difficult for me to search till 2 weeks later I heard the song again over the radio at my camp in the office.

I have to thank one of my friends for helping me.

My friend messaged the radio station for the song's title and wah lah!

Tyra's Big Dress

Fancy wearing this to some award presentation.

Whoever the designer is, it doesn't really suits her.

Throw it away, Tyra!

True, Really True

One of my girlfriends said to me, 'Can guys really be serious in relationships? Can they commit to their girlfriends?'

I said of course.

And then she said, "You are wrong. Many of my girlfriends who have boyfriends can't really commit? Yes, maybe like 1% in this world can really commit to their love ones."

What are you talking about? I believe there are many guys out there who can commit.

And then she replied, "Women seek true love. Guys seek fun. Whats the difference between us and guys is that guys are ruled by their private part."

Switched!

The new channel 8 drama serial, Switched!, is not what I had expected. Fann Wong is yet again acting in another body switching show. It doesn't help her at all even when she tried to be ugly on the show.

Fann Wong is just a pretty face who's acting skill is just average.

Jeanette Aw who is one of the princesses in Mediacorp is starring in the new show Switched!, alongside with Fann Wong. In the drama serial, she didn't shine at all. Come on, she's already 28 but her acting skill is just still not good enough if she want to snatch the throne away from Zoe Tay.