The Arrogant
As usual, I would board bus number 63 from the terminal station near my house. I sat towards the rear of the bus. And as usual, the bus would get crowded after the fourth or fifth stop.
Everything seems normal but then, I was wrong. There was this guy, probably at his early twenties, walked so arrogantly and stood near the exit. He glared at everyone of us as though we owe him money! He had this 'come-punch-me' face and snobbish attitude.
I saw the other passengers sneering at him but he wasn't even bothered and still giving us that stupid attitude of his! And then the bus stop, the rear door opened. Passengers were trying to alight but he was blocking their way. They were pissed. I know they just wanted to push him down the stairs or even out of the bus!
He still refused to budge! They took the other route out. And the door closed. There was this pitiful old lady who was standing behind him, wanting to alight but was trapped, couldnt even move to the exit. Why? Because he was blocking her way!
"Hoi, driver! Open the exit door! Got an old lady want to alight lah!" shouted an old man from the front. The bus driver looked at the rear mirror and opened the door. The arrogant man still refused to move! Farking asshole! How crude could he be.
'Can you please move aside,' gestured a middle-age lady who was sitting two rows away from him.
The arrogant guy gave her the 'mean' look and then reluctantly moved away from the exit. The old lady thanked him. What!? I don't think the old lady should even thank him. If I were her, I would shout at him, 'Oi! Ah boy! You blind ah ~ can't see an old lady trying to alight ah?!' and then 'Karrr Pui!' *Spit at the guy*.
I looked at the guy, 'how I wish I could punch you!' And then he turned towards my direction and stared at me! OH GOD! Did he heard me talking bad about him. No! - Impossible, I didn't even open my mouth and breath out a single word. Did he read my mind? Huh, like in a thousand years perhaps.
He rolled his eyes and turned away from me. What?! How dare he! I could stand it no longer! My rage builds up. Oh that's it! I'm done with you!
Feel my wrath!
I got up from my seat, "Hey there!"
Everyone in the bus turned and looked at me in bewilderment. They knew - knew that I would give a piece of my mind to that snobbish guy!
"What's wrong with you huh? You have this stupid farking attitude that is really pissing me off!" I shouted.
"What's your problem?! It's not your business anyway! Just buzz off!"
What! What did you just tell me!? I thought. Anger clouded my vision. I advanced towards him and push him by his shoulder. "You are such a farking person who is very rude! Can't you - damn it! - move aside from the exit! People want to alight! Can't you see you are blocking their way!"
He retaliated back, "That's my farking business! Who cares about them?!" Who cares about this damn bus!" Who care about being polite and courteous!"
Everyone then was jeering at him. "Go away lah!", "Stupid boy!", "You are very rude!" And then I grabbed his water bottle and threw it on the floor and kicked it around like a soccer ball!
Yeah you go boy!
And then I swung my fists towards his face, wanting to punch him...My fists - just a few inches away from his face and..................
and.....
my hand phone rang. *Ring* *Ring* I snapped from my reverie and answered the call. "Hello"
Haha!
The 'Clumsy'
How hilarious it was today in the bus. I took bus number 197 from City Hall and sat at the upper deck of the bus. There was this nerdy teenage girl who sat opposite me and a middle-age business man who sat behind her, reading newspaper.
Apparently, he was holding the newspaper up and reading on one of the articles. But what he didnt realise was that he was grabbing onto the nerdy teenage girl's hair. And she thought her hair was stuck onto something, trying to break free, shaking her head, tilting left and then right and left again.
And the ridiculously funny thing was that the man didnt take notice of it. He thought that her hair was part of the newspaper. Its either he feign ignorant or he's just plain dumb to notice it. Or that was a feitsh of his - grabbing people's hair. Ok
The poor girl. She had this 'Let-my-hair-go-or-I-will-shout-rape!' face. I tried not to burst out laughing. I tried but I couldn't. Well, I wasn't laughing so loudly though. I turned to my right and giggled away to myself. The girl might have saw me as I could see her blushing away. Haha!
Well, for those other passengers who didn't really know what was going on probably would thought that I am an insane or psycho or a mad guy laughing away.
'Hello, is this the mental institution of health?'
'Yeah'
'We have a lunatic guy on board the bus!'
I tried to compose myself. Ah, finally, her hair break free from the evil's man clutches. LOL.
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