Presenting My New Laptop

Fuck my old laptop; it's so cranky and useless. It's always on auto shutdown and has no anti-virus protections and its slow.

"It's from COMPAQ mah," said Jeff. "My computer which is a Compaq brand, is of low quality and it's epensive."

2 weeks ago, my family and I went to Suntec City to buy a new laptop and this time, we're going to be choosy.

No way are we going to buy computers or laptops from Compaq ever again.

After hours of searching the best laptop that suits me and my sister, we decided to go for ACER. Affordable price, good system, and slick design.

I present to you my brand new ACER laptop!

It only costs 1999 dollars. It has DVD-Super Multi double layer, built-in bluetooth, and it's Intel Core Duo processor!

Yippee!

I am so in love with my laptop. It's so new and clean and there's NO PORN!