Men Are Like...

Men are like..... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.


Men are like..... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.


Men are like..... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.


Men are like..... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.


Men are like..... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.


Men are like..... Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.


Men are like..... Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.


Men are like..... Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.


Men are like..... Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.


Men are like..... Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.


Men are like..... Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.