I had to go for X-ray thus explained the gown that I was wearing.
I was prancing around in my gown. Then I did those slow ballet. I jumped in the air. I twirled around.
Then one of the nurses came to me, "You think this is a dancing school?! Behave yourself. This is a hospital. This is not a place for you to fantasize that you are a world class ballerina!"
No that didn't happen.