The Chalet Story: The First Day

...Then she screamed upon seeing me.

I looked at her, shocked and awkward. "Oh my!" Immediately I looked away and directed my attention to the cat that I was still spanking.

The cat began to fidget and mew really loudly, "Mew! MEWWWWWWWWWWW!

If I were to translate it to human language, "Stop it already! My butt hurts!" the cat shouted. The cat managed to break free from me and ran to the kitchen and hid under the dining table.

Erlina quickly ran into her room and shut the door close.

Evil Twin: Was she naked at that moment?

Me: No...

Evil Twin: Then why must you feel awkward if she was not even close to being naked?

Me: Aiyah, it's a guy thing la!

Evil Twin: ...

Erlina's mother was preparing the two main dishes that were supposed to be brought to the chalet on the first day, Jemput-Jemput Prawn and Fried Kuay Teow.

I sneaked into the kitchen and took some of the jemput-jemput away without her mum realizing. Minutes later, the number of jemput-jemput reduced tremendously.

Finally, they realized what was happening and stopped me from eating any more jemput-jemput or else Erlina would be bringing only the Fried Kuay Teow.

Meanwhile...

The mental patients at the mental institute at Hougang were rebelling. They had become more insane than ever. Some managed to escape from the asylum and were running loose in the streets.



Other mental patients who were less insane and still has some IQ left tried to blend in with the normal people like the guy in the below picture.



His name is Dverg but his fellow mental patient friends addressed him as Espinado. He is one of those who were clever enough to blend in with the normal behaving people.

Hours ago, he was seen lurking around at Sentosa. Deciding to take the risk, he knocked one of the Sentosa's bus driver unconcious.

Then he stripped him off his clothes and wore them, disguising himself as one of the Sentosa's bus driver working there.

And then it was his shift to drive the bus. Without any driving license and being someone who was shut out from the real world for more than 10 years had made him clueless of how he was going to get about.

Yes, 10 long years in the asylum. He was admitted when he was at the age of 5. He had paraded in the streets naked and tried killing his parents with two bananas. Now, how insane is that?

Evil Twin: ...

At 2.30pm, I reached the chalet with Erlina, Devi and Salimie. We were the early ones there, waiting for Noradilla to collect the keys before proceeding to our unit.

Minutes later, we figured that we were able to collect the keys by ourselves. We then advanced to our unit.

The unit was shockingly wide and spacious.

Erlina turned cranky and started prancing around. Somehow, it seemed that she was jiggling her boobs vigorously.

So we decided to join in the fun and jiggle with her.

Hours later, Hazman, Rahila, Nadiah and Taufik Salim arrived. Weird enough, Taufik Salim resembled someone.

The below picture is him.



Now, let's do some comparison.



Oh god! Both of them look identical. How can we tell them apart if both of them were to cross each other's path?

We shall worry about that later.

By 6, everyone was there and what a great way to kick start the evening by taking photos.



Ah! I wore too extravagantly while the rest only wore tee-shirts and jeans or pants. What a fashion whore I am! The jacket was bought at TOPMAN at a price of 100 over dollars.

Salimie exclaimed that I was going to a fashion show instead of a chalet.

The girl beside me is the down-to-earth Rahila.

Since the picture was nicely taken, we decided to take another one with me still in the same position while Rahila decided to try another pose.



The above picture may seem innocent and you will think that nothing is wrong with the above picture.

... But you're so wrong!

I told you so!

Then I decided to have my picture taken with Devi. This time, Rahila will be the photographer.

The photo above is blurry and I know what's the reason for that. Rahila feared that it will be picture perfect again and we might want to take another one which will then reveal Devi's costly ring.

That won't happen! Rahila thought. Hehe!

Then we heard a loud bang coming from the back of our unit.

"I'll check it out," said Taufik.

He rushed to the back and opened the door. His eyes went wide open, suprised.

... To be continued