Halloween; Magick



Merry Meet everyone...



P/S: 3000 words. If you're stuck at home and have nothing to do, make yourself a cup of coffee, sit down and read my Halloween entry. (Include pictures, spells, and more pictures of me!)



What would you wear on Halloween?







1st Person: Weeeeee! I am suppose to be the Red-Devil but the costume was sold out so I had to get something that is closest to it. Thus, this outfit.



Me: You look like a cross-eyed clown lost in Zouk. *Pause* Is that apple on your nose?



And when I thought he is the only one...







Me: Is this a new fashion trend for Halloween or am I hallucinating?



2nd Person: Don't ask me! Ask my students instead. They forced me into wearing this outfit. And I am not happy about it. Look at my grumpy face. They would get As for this term!







Pooh Wannabe: Hey you! Come let's fight! One on One!



Middle Girl: Hey there... I am dressing like a prostitute but actual fact is... I am ONE! Hush, do not tell others.



3rd Girl: She's a bitch and I'm fat.



And when you thought it was already over...







Short Girl: I wanna be pretty. I wanna be the prettiest clown ever.



The lady on the left: Hah! What a joke! It's as if you just ran out from the asylum.



The lady with the wings: I want to fly... fly away like a butterfly.

The lady wearing blue outfit: I think I'm in the wrong room. They're all insane but look at me. I look like a belly dancer! I'm proud of myself.

The Guy: I am the Dark Angel! And my t-shirt is transparent. I feel that my body is awesome and muscular.



The Girl: Oh please... You call that awesome. *Looks at the camera* Do you agree with him people? Neh, in a million years.







We're the horny ladies!



Lady on the left: I'm all yours baby.



Middle lady: Hey you! *Points finger* Lick my *****!



Lady on the right: I suck too much. Now my teeth is protruding...

But of all these wacky costumes, one stands out...

and that will be...

none other than...

...

...

STEVEN LIM!







Steven Lim: I will only wear my yellow trunks to Zouk for Halloween.



Me: ...



On the contrary, what I am going to display next are the real scary costumes that you may think of wearing to Halloween parties.

Grim Reaper

Grim Reaper: If you're naughty, I will slash your dick off!

Little Girl: Mummy, mummy ... what's a dick?

Mummy: Erm... It's a .... Ah well, you're still too young to know.

Grim Reaper: Little girl, you don't have a dick. You have a p*ssy.

Little Girl: Mummy, I have a p*ssy?

Draculas

Draculas: Argh! We're the formidable draculas! We will not only suck your blood but also your *censored*

Personally, I like this costume. It gives me the creep.

If you want to rent or buy costumes for Halloween, patronize Mascots and Puppets Specialist @ 746 North Bridge Road Singapore 198714 or the opposite of Paradiz Center.

As for me...

I won't be buying or renting any costumes since I won't be going anywhere for Halloween.

Aren't I pathetic? Nothing better to do except for blogging at home, now, on Halloween.

Sigh.

I was checking my mails when I received one that really displeased me.

Let me remind all of you - I HATE to receive e-mails that spook the hell out of me. And in the content, they would write, "Hey, click here and you will see something cute popping out from the screen."



Bleah!



Want to see what I'd seen?



Caution: See it at your own risk.



http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html



Anyway, I have changed the left background picture which was supposedly to be a nature scenery to now, a mild scary picture of pumpkins. I do not wish to scare my readers away by putting up the 'real' thing since most of you have a faint-heart.



I have also included a gothic midi to accompany the background pictures. It adds up to the scary level. But however, it is just a slight change to my blog. Nothing big.



It's just for the Halloween mood.



For most of us, Halloween is a time to dress up, party and have some scary fun. People dressed in fanciful outfits go to costume parties, where old-fashioned games like bobbing for apples in tubs of water may be a part of the festivities.



Children put on costumes and masks and go from house to house demanding "trick or treat." The treat, usually candy, is generally given and the trick rarely played.



But to some members of society it still holds spiritual significance. The rise of new wave religions, with their tendency to follow the old ways and worship nature and the seasons, has returned Halloween to its original Celtic status.



Let's start with words that associates with Halloween;



abyss, agony, anguish, apparition, appear, ax, bane, banshee, bats, beast, Beelzebub, behead, bite, black, black cat, blood, bloodsucker, bloody, body, boil, bones, bonfire, boo, breezy, brood, broom, brute, burn, bury, cadaver, candy, candy apple, ...



candy corn, carnage, casket, cast, catacomb, cauldron, cemetery, chain, chill, cleaver, cobweb, coffin, corpse, costume, crazy, creature, creep, cremate, crow, crypt, cult, curse, cut, dark, dead, deadly, death, decapitate, decay, demon, despicable, destroy, devil, disembodied, doom, Dracula, dreadful, dungeon, ...



gallows, gangrene, gargoyle, gash, ghastly, ghost, ghoul, ghoulish, goblin, gore, gory, gout, grave, gravestone, graveyard, grim, grisly, groan, gruesome, grunt, guillotine guise, witch...



I CAN'T THINK OF ANYMORE! That should be it.



Before I start off with my Halloween experience, let me share something gruesome with you.



A week back, while I was doing my practical lessons in the computer lab, I discovered something really disgusting and gruesome.



Michelle screams attracted the attention of the entire class and so that made me advanced to her and asked what was really the matter.



She pointed to the CPU that she was using and to my horror, I saw something sticking out from the CPU's fan. It appears to me as a dead lizard's leg and later on, I was right.



It was stuck in the fan even before we were using the CPU and since we had already turned on the power, the fan will be heated up to a very high degree which means, the lizard will or has already been roasted.



I was right again.



Raymond tried to pull the lizard out with a pencil but that didn't work so they had to do the extreme.



They switched off the power and then screw and open up the entire CPU just to get the poor roasted lizard out.



It was a difficult task but they managed to pull it out.



Wait a second!



There were not one but two lizards!



My hunches - the lizards might be mating!



Male Lizard: Hey baby, where do you think we should make love?



Female Lizard: Why don't you decide, since you're good with decision making and you will always find the best spot for us to have sex without anyone interrupting.



Male Lizard: *Looks around* Why not...



Female Lizard: Yes dear?



Male Lizard: Do you see that CPU there?



Female Lizard: Yes honey...



Male Lizard: Let's do it over there, in the CPU's fan. It seems comfy.



Female Lizard: Let's do it baby!



Minutes later...



Male Lizard: You did great honey...



And then the entire computer lab's lights were turned on.



Female Lizard: Oh no! Humans! What should we do? They are going to kill us!



Male Lizard: We will just stay inside here for the time being and mate more.



Michelle approached the CPU and turned it on.



Female Lizard: Dear, it's getting hot in here.



Male Lizard: I know. I'm making you hot and horny baby! Yeah! Aaaaa! Harder!



Female Lizard: No! What I meant is ...



Burnt!



Wha lah! That's the conclusion to the story!



You want to know how burnt the lizards were?







You sure? ...









Please ensure that you are not eating anything for the moment...







....





Brace yourself...







Wait a second...

The pictures are in my Nokia 6600 and unfortunately, I can't upload it to my blog as I just lost my handphone.



Lucky you!



Humph!

I was browsing through my pictures and decided to put these few up.

They are before and after photoshoped pictures.

Haha!

Before...

There are a few pimples on my forehead and my hair looked horribly messy. And the background... should go.

After photoshop, this was the final outcome.

Let's place the pictures side by side.



Before... And After...







Tadah! I've done it!





Last year, I did not celebrate Halloween since I had nobody to go out with and I did not rent any costumes.



I stayed at home, watched VCDs of Scream 3 and Nightmare on Elm Street Part 1,2 and 3. Though it might seem boring to you but I enjoyed the night.



Lights off, only me alone in the living room watching spooky shows that will send chills down your spine. I was of course timid and had to lit up several candles. Muahaha!



At that point of time, everyone was already asleep. So I could not do much. This year, without a doubt, it will be the same.



First and foremost, it's the fasting month and it's really bad for me to celebrate Halloween during the fasting month. And besides, the following day is a school day for me.



I am unable to stay out till the wee hours to party. Sob. So I guess I would be staying at home watching horror shows on tv or rent some VCDs from the shop. Did I mention before that I have not club and will never club since it's rather pointless and meaningless. It's a waste of money too.



I would rather spend my money on good food or the latest shirt or jeans in the fashion world. That would be more satisfying for me.



For me to get money quickly is to chant these sentences three times and you must chant along with me to make it more efficient.



"I want money. I need money. I must have money,

I want money. I need money. I must have money,

I want money. I need money. I must have money,"



*Poof*



It's raining gold. Hallelujah!



Me: What the hell?



Death-Angel: Your wish is granted.



Me: No.........................!



Death-Angel: Down you go and that's for being greedy!



Moral of the story: Try not to piss the death-angel because when you do, you shall not be spared.

Muahaha!

I still remember when I was fourteen years old, my friends, Adam, Jaka, Milya and I started the magick thing in our class. We were really keen in knowing more about the spiritual stuffs. We wanted to learn.



And so it began.



Believe it or not, it all started with Jewel Riders.



Every day, Jaka and I would accompany Adam home just to buy fancy jewels from the shop near his house. And I would treat them as my precious, believing that they had powers and they would ward evil from me.



I took it to the next level. I did research over the internet to regards of gems and spells and how I will go about doing them. And soon, I had some knowledge about them and that gave me a head start from the rest.



The next day, we started talking about magick and what powers each of us possessed. We were still young, so we were still ignorant of all these things.



I, however had the ability to cast spells and that put me at the top of the pack while Adam was still passive with his powers. Jaka, on the other hand, claimed tha his father - a cleric.



Because of that, he claimed himself as a cleric too.



Apart from being able to cast spells, I had the ability to put curse on people. Adam ranked me as the elemental of darkness. Adam, was the elemental of wind and Jaka, elemental of fire.



From then onwards, we used magick to alter things to our advantages.



As we grew older, we started to realize what true abilities we really possessed.



Its only in the later half of that year, Adam discovered his elemental ability and slowly developed psychic powers and that put him first and made him the strongest amongst us. But however, they feared my power to curse people the most.



I still remembered whereby Milya and Adam fought a magical battle to see who has more influence over the weather. And Adam won. Adam was supposed to summon wind to encourage rain and Milya was suppose to do the opposite.

In our group of 4, we were so united at first. Then there came the greed of who should be first. That time, Milya was chosen to be first due to her being already in a magical family. Then Adam managed to bring himself to second because he have his infinite gems to give him the boost in power deflect all curses from ME.



And they know I was not happy of being third.



Jaka's pathetic holy magick was pretty much useless as he does not even have enough to support himself. Back then Adam's magick is also basically useless offensively, and that's when they had to solely depend on my spells casting.



Years passed and many things had happened; both good and bad.



Now I know what abilities I have and what I don't possess. I declared myself as a spell caster. And still the ability to curse people.



Seems interesting to you? *Winks*



But I don't believe in creating spells to bring wealth and getting a compatible partner forthe rest of your life. You have to earn them and not get them the easy way.



I'd cut short of certain events. If I do pen all of them down here, this entry will be SUPPPPPPERRRR long and boring.



One question that I will be asking to you, my fellow blog readers;



What will you be doing on Halloween night?



Should you be spending the night out with your friends at Zouk or staying at home casting spells? Probably, having great sex in a room lighted with dim-lights and your partner dripping the candle wax on your smooth butt?



I don't quite prefer the last one. I really hate the feeling of my smooth butt been scorched by the burning sensation of the candle wax. Not that I'd done it but I can somehow feel it. Unless you prefer SM, I suggest you not to do it. Muahaha.



It's been raining lately and probably it will rain today. Not that I want to dampened everyone's mood of celebrating Halloween but it's just one of my intuition. Maybe I am wrong. But if I am right, don't come cursing me! Or I will curse you back.



Just kidding...!



After finishing up this SUPPERRR long entry, I am going to go to my living room and watch The Haunting and Exorcist: The Beginning!



Or maybe if Mediacorp is going to air something spooky and spine-chilling, I would forgo these two shows and watch the ones that Mediacorp aired.



Evil Twin: Right...As if Mediacorp is going to air anything good.



Me: ....



Didn't you all notice of late that Mediacorp has been airing the same shows over and again. Take SPEED for example. Mediacorp first aired it a year back and then they aired it again 6 months later.



Still not enough, they aired SPEED again not too long ago. I'm getting sick and tired of the same shows repeatedly shown on Channel 5 over and again. I had enough.



Titanic, Speed, Home Alone, Jurassic Park, Nightmare on Elm Street, Home Alone, Speed, Titanic, Fear Factor, Prince of Eygpt, Titanic Jurassic Park, Scream.



Speed, Speed, Titanic, Jurassic Park, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Dante's Peak, The Mask, Jumanji, Titanic, Fear Factor, Prince of Eygpt, The Mask, Dante's Peak, Speed.



Blah Blah Blah! Ok enough of them.



Something you all should know.



I am a very strong-headed person and when it comes to decision making, I will not allow anyone to go against my decision. Yes, I sounded arrogant but I am not. Sometimes, people do make wrong decisions and without a doubt, I do too.



But I will feel much secure when I make my own decisions without anyone interfering though I know to a certain extend, sometimes, my decisions are wrong.



I don't like people to make amends for me or instructing me around. They just get on my nerves. These people also are lazy. They are not independent.



Each time when they encounter problems and do not have the upper-hand of solving it, they would either chuck them aside or throw them all to ME!



I'm not your slave. I don't do your bidding. You can f*ck yourself with a huge cucumber stuffed with chicken fillings and then walk around at your neighbourhood on Halloween night scaring them with your ugly face and still, the cucumber stuck in your hole.



Bleah~!



Evil Twin: Why so vulgar, Isaac? It's the fasting month, should tone down a bit.



Me: Since when you become the good guy?

Evil Twin: ...

Merry Part!

P/S: Hope you have a wonderful Hell-o-ween time!

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WAIT!

What about me?

Are you not going to feature me in this entry?

I've long waited for this moment but you just wouldn't write about me? Why?! How could you?

I BEG YOU!

Can't you see I'm already on my knees, bowing to you.

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Why are you keeping quiet?

Still no answer?

That's it!

I HAD IT WITH YOU! YOU SHALL DIE...

Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Denied



My change of NS checkup to an earlier date was denied today. I had to go to the date that I chose earlier when I filled in the particulars and submission of date.



*Sob*



Now, I have to explain to Mr. Jeffrey that I am unable to attend the business talk. Should I find a replacement first before telling him or should I tell him without finding any replacements?



Nevertheless, I shall tell him that I can't attend the talk.



Anyway, my MSN (shahrizal85@hotmail.com) is officially FULL. You will not be able to add me but if you do, you will not be listed on my MSN list because its full. Duh!



If you want to chat with me, then add me to the other account @ icyboy85@gmail.com. You can e-mail me wacky pictures, poems or anything you like to my e-mail.



Bottom line: Flood me as I still have 0.3G too go.



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Luohan...



For a change, I went to Jurong Park to fish with D.D. I was suprise to see different types of fishes there unlike Punggol Park and Punggol End.



I tried my luck by throwing the line as far as possible to the lake. I wanted to at least catch one big one.



Time ticked but to no avail. Admist fishing, it drizzled and my stomach hurts badly and the nearest toliet was 300 meters away.



I had to make a dash in the rain to the toilet ASAP. CANNOT STAND IT ANYMORE LAH...!



Evil Twin: What's with the singlish?



Me: Cannot ah?



Evil Twin: Ya lah ya lah... go shit lah..



Me: Hey, you're using singlish too.



Evil Twin: ...



The sun was about to set and I had given up hope. As soon as I wanted to pull back the line, I felt a tug.



Fish! A big one!



It's a Luohan to be precise.



But it short-lived due to my carelessness.



I decided to spill half of the water out of the plastic box as it was heavy.



While in the bus, I was rushing to get a seat and thus placed the box aggressively on the floor not knowing that the Luohan was stuck when it tried to make a turn in the box.



When I reached home and opened the lid of the box, it was already DEAD. It's mouth was above the water. It seemed to me that the Luohan was gasping for air but wasn't able to get any, thus died.



I'm sorry my precious Luohan!



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Banana-Killer



I was walking down the street, humming and admiring the sun that was about to set; it was a breath-taking sight.



And then I stumbled upon a banana peel on the ground. I stared at it. Who would dare to throw this here! People might step on it and fell.



But I cared less and kept on walking.



BAM!



I turned around and saw a middle-aged lady already lying flat on the floor. Tsk Tsk! She might have not seen the banana peel and thus stepped on it and fell.



I felt guilty of not throwing it away.



She turned back and stared at me as though she wanted me dead...



That night, while I was watching America's Top Model, the screen suddenly flickered and went blank.



And the next thing I saw was a well.



I stared hard at the screen.



Moments later, a lady was climbing out of the well and did the slow-walk to the screen.



Oh my god!



It was the lady who had tripped over the banana peel!









Me: No don't kill me! Have merci~ on me! Merci! (Speaks like the french people) MERCI!



The lady: I don't speak french. I am Japanese.



Me: What's your name?



The lady: My name is Sadako. And I am not going to kill you. I just need to get out of this television box. It's really stuffy in there.



Me: Eeee.. What an awful name!



The lady: Do you want me to kill you?



Me: *Shuts up*



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Horror Movies



The Ring:



Before you die, you see The Ring.



As we learn at the beginning of the movie, The Ring is one of a number of intense, shadowy images that people see on a videotape that is somehow circulating. Once an individual sees the tape, they get a phone call informing them that they have seven days until they die.



Reporter Rachel Keller (Naomi Watts) gets wrapped up in the intrigue after learning her niece died under just such circumstances. She gets a hold of the supposedly lethal tape and begins her investigation into her niece's death, putting both herself and her loved ones in jeopardy.



The ghost; a female ghost with long hair down to her waist , covering her face. Whenever she wants to kill the victims, she will slowly crawl to the victim and torture him/her to death.



Ju-On:



A curse born of a grudge held by someone who dies in the grip of powerful angers. It gathers in the places frequented by that person in life, working its spell on those who come into contact with it and thus creating itself anew.



In this case, the place "frequented by the person in life" was a house. A regular looking, fairly modern-day abode. In fact, I've seen houses that look just like it in many Japanese movies and anime. However, a horrible tragedy occurred in the house and now it is a receptacle of evil.



The ghost: a female ghost with long hair down to her waist , covering her face. Whenever she wants to kill the victims, she will slowly crawl to the victim and torture him/her to death and a creepy little boy.



Dark Water:



A wife is involved in a bitter custody battle with her ex-husband over their six year-old daughter. While a decision is being made on the matter, the mother and daughter moved into a run-down apartment building and attempt to build a new life.



At first, things seem fine save for the annoying leaky ceiling in the bedroom, but as time passes, the leak gets worse and her daughter starts talking to an imaginary friend.



It is soon revealed that her imaginary friend is a missing child who used to live in the apartment upstairs, and she has apparently returned to take her away from her mother.



The mother has some childhood abandonment issues of her own stemming from her own parents' split. Consequently, she wants nothing more than to be a good mother to her daughter, and to keep them together.



When the story of her daughter's imaginary friend own maternal abandonment comes to light, she realizes to her horror that it's not her daughter company which the imaginary friend desires but her own. Her daughter is simply in the way. Now she must choose between being mother to either her daughter or her daughter's imaginary friend. Surprisingly, her decision fulfills the needs of both children.



The ghost: a little girl with long hair down to her waist, covering her face.



Conclusions: Nowadays, horror shows' ghosts are similiar including the ones in A Tale Of Two Sisters and Oujia Board.



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Pink



Usually, the girls will always be the ones who adore anything that is Pink in color. Let it be lipsticks, teddy bears or even shirts. Even their room will be decorated in pink color.



Pink seems feminine. But why do I notice guys starting wear pink color t-shirts or shirts on the streets. Is it a new fashion trend? Guys should wear pink? Maybe I should wear one too.



However, the color pink will only look good on certain guys. A few I'd seen wearing pink t-shirts look good wearing them because they look cute or handsome and they have the certain features or hairstyles that suits with the color pink.



But as for those few who wore pink and does not know what goes with it, they will be unbearably painful to look at.



Imagine grandmas and grandpas wearing pink. Doctors, nurses, police officers wearing pink too. Will it be a pleasant sight?



Think about it.



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Test, Test And More Tests



When I thought I would be stress-free this week, then I realize I have to study for three tests.



Networking Fundamentals test has been postponed to this coming Wednesday, so that will be a little relieve for me as I have not studied for it yet.



Data Communication Test will be tomorrow but I have yet to study for it too. I'm not lazy and do not assume that I am. It's just that I am busy with other things and I'd just lost my stuffs, thus that dampened my mood.



And one more test on Thursday; WAPP.



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

No More Pictures To Take!



Damn! Now I am unable to snap pictures of anything! Now, my blog will be more dull without pictures. But not to fret, it's only temporary. I SHALL buy a new handphone. I WILL buy a new handphone.



But this time round, I will only buy one and not two as always. Because I do not want to be a muddle-head and lose more handphones!



I am still traumatized over losing two phones and my wallet but I will take it as a learning lesson of not to neglect my valuable stuffs in the future.



I need to rest; I'm having a splitting headache.



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

My Life Is In a Turmoil.



Summarized version:



I LOST my Nokia 6600 which was worth $690, my Nokia 3100 which was worth $310 and my wallet that contained $200. Total lost = $1200. The weather wasn't on my side either; rained. Too afraid to go home, penniless, so decided to seek refuge at my friend's place.



I went home at 2pm the next day and had expected scoldings from my dad and mum. Accusations sparked. Relationship torn. Pressurized. Tormented. Sad. No words could describe how I am feeling now.



...



The Full Version:



I was gearing up to go to Geylang's bazaar with my friends. I was all elated and perky and it was a perfect weather; cloudy and windy.



Afterward, I met my friends Paya Lebar MRT station but only one arrived. The rest was late as usual. It was already 1830hours and we had only minutes left before breakfast.



So we dashed to the bazaar and find a spot to have our dinner. We settled at a coffeeshop and called the rest who were late in coming. As they could not be able to make it in time, I and my other friend would go ahead to order our food first.



And then, my handphone was indicating to me that it's low battery. So I off my Nokia 6600 and decided to swap SIM card with my the other handphone so that my friends could call me.



"Oi!"



I turned back and saw my friends already ordering his food but he was signalling to me that he was shortage of cash, so I took a couple of notes from my wallet and dashed to him.



Tick Tick Tick!



And then, the disaster strucked.



I went back to the table to realize that both my handphones and wallet WERE GONE!



I panicked. I became hysterical. I started to shout across the coffeeshop for my friend and everyone looked at me.



I wasn't in the right mind. I was terrified.



My friend, just like me, did not know what to do. I fell back to my sit and stared into blank space. I knew I was doomed. My friend comforted me but that was not enough.



I wanted my handphone and wallet back. I WANTED THEM BACK! SOMEONE HAD stolen my handphones and wallets.



The curious cum worried bystanders came towards me and asked what happened. I told them and they were shocked that such incident could happen in a crowded place.



But then again I was careless. I was stupid enough to leave my expensive valuables lying around at places that theft could emerged.



I had no mood to eat. I told my friend I had to leave and told him I will be fine. So then I was all alone....



Halfway, I felt giddy and collapsed to my feet but a kind old lady lend a helping hand. She bought me a packet of tissue and a bottle of mineral water. I thanked her and told her what happened after she questioned me.



Minutes later I continued walking till it was dark.



Without realizing I was already at Tiong Bahru. Time check: 8:02pm.



And then I called up one of my friend who was living near that place. He came down and suggested to me to make a police report and so I did.



But it was useless. They could do nothing about it. I was reprimanded for being careless and was only issued a lost logged report.



I went out of the station, tears already flowing down my eyes. What can I do now? I thought. I can't go home. I already lost my handphone two months back and now it had happened again. My parents are not going to believe me. They are going to think that I sold the handphones for profits taking.



To make things worst, it started to rain. I and my friend ran all the way back to his block and with much persuasion, I was given a place to stay for the night.



I started to cry like a little boy but my friend comforted me. I cried and cried till there was no more tears left.



Time ticked by so fast but I wasn't prepared or think of a solution to tell my mum and dad. I wanted to buy time.



The whole night, it was raining; cold and wet. I was shivering and crying again. I was lost. I was frightened. I could not sleep.



And then my friend heard my whimpering. He told me to cry out loud and if it's not enough, his shoulder was for me to cry on. I was touched.



Slowly, the night turned to morning. I woke up and brand new ideas popped out from my mind.



I must buy back the same handphone models and then I would be safe but the problem was I had no more cash with me. My friend, was kind enough to loan me for the time being but then he realized he had not enough cash with him too.



Nets was all he had. But that will do.



And then another problem came up. there was only $500 in his nets. I sighed. But another brilliant idea strucked my mind.



All I need to do is buy just one handphone and I decided to go with Nokia 3100 since it was along the budget price.



Yet again, another problem occured. I need my IC to apply for the line. Why apply a line? Because the handphone will be more cheaper.



So I decided to call people up to help me. I was desperate. There was not much time for me left.



I called and called and nearly gave up hope when suddenly I was reminded that I had a good buddy named taufik @ http://fiknetic.blogspot.com.



He was awaken by call and then I had to rush him all the way down from Bedok to Tiong Bahru. I felt guilty. I felt embarrassed. But I was really touched that I had a friend that was willing to help me in times of trouble.



I will remember you, Taufik. Thank you so much for helping.



I finally realized who are my true friends now. When I am feeling rich and lucky, they would all crowd around me but when I am feeling poor and unlucky, they all ignored me.



How atrocious!



Anyway the problem was still not solve. Too long to explain, shall cut it short. I bought Nokia 3120 instead. At least I have a handphone to show to my parents and I thought it would end with just scoldings from them but no!



A huge argument was about to take place....



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

To Kill Or Not To Kill



Butterflies and moths are harmless insects. They do not suck our blood like the mosquitoes. They are not pest. But do you know I am so freaking afraid of them?



I hate it when they fly around you and then land on your shirt or hair. It's disgusting though they are beautiful insects.



As usual, I would take my night shower but today, I was to afraid to enter the bathroom as for I saw 1 big moth at the ceiling. It was so big that I cummed in my pants.



Did I just say cum?



Anyway, I had no desire to kill it or whatsoever. All I wanted to do was to 'shoo' it away from the bathroom so that I won't have the fear of having the moth peeping at me.



Moths do peep and they get horny when they see us,humans, naked.



So I decided to splash water at the moth over and again but the moth refused to leave. I felt like one loony guy who is battling one harmless moth who only wants to see me naked.



But that is really a sin.



I decided to go for plan B - take the insect repellent from the store room.



Wha lah!



I sprayed countless of times to the moth. Minutes later, it flap its last flap and lay on the floor, DEAD!



I know I am cruel but please dont blame me. I'm just protecting myself.



And when I went to the balcony to take my towel, I saw another small moth at my handphone. It must have come to seek revenge for the death of it's father.



Forgive me, little one.



Peace,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Surviving An Ordeal



I am so sick to the stomach. It must have been the food that I ate earlier. Curse that the seller! Curse him! Curse him! Curse him! Oh, I forgot. This is the fasting month. Oh well, I take back what I'd just said.



Every half an hour, I would feel nauseous. I wished I did not eat the food that I ate earlier because the feeling of vomitting is really bad; it really suck.



Apart from that, my throat felt sore and dry and I am also having giddy spells. I was too tired to move around; too tired to do my school work. So I decided to chuck everything aside and sleep.



I will be fine.

I will be fine.

I will be fine.

I will be fine.

I will be fine.



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Too Many Games To Play



I was always complaining of not having any games to play during my free time but now, when I am lazy, and preoccupied with school work, the number of latest games just keep on rushing into my laptop.



And I have trouble deciding of which to play, which interest me the most and which will I play for the long run. As always, every day, I will log on to Darkthrone.com to deposit my gold that I'd earned each day. It's a must.



Basically, I am not really interested in playing that game anymore.



Now, I am concentrating on Pokemon online. I am so addicted to it thanks to Rahila. For starter, I'd learn fast. I chose squirtle as my starting and basic pokemon.



Hey, don't laugh at me. I know - you must be thinking pokemon game is for children and not adults.



I disagree. I do see many adults nowadays playing those tiny pocket Digimon and even pokemon gameboy. =P



We are never too old to play such things.



Sims 2 is out and definitely, I will buy it!



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Fasting Is Fabulous



Somehow this year, fasting for me is different. In fact I enjoyed it even though to some certain extend I will feel lethargic, thirsty and hungry after some heavy exercises but I perservered all the way.



I didn't have any difficult time or wanting to quit halfway. No, it's AN absolute NO. Always, they would ask, "Are you able to endure it?" and I replied, "Yes, of course."



I may seem weak since I didn't consume any food since before sunrise but my will to perservere on is so great that your face might just split into half when I slapped you.



And I am actually counting down to Hari Raya Puasa and Christmas Day. Somehow yet again this year I am looking forward to celebrate these two festive seasons with my close friends and love ones.



And yes, not forgetting, I saw two colognes which I really fancied. The brands, Kenzo and Addidas. Give me as Christmas presents anyone? Would love it if you do...No I am not kidding. Make out of those as my Christmas presents ya?



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

The Least You Expect



Have you ever wondered why things don't go your way? Have it occured to you probably it's all about luck and that it's not on your side for the moment? Or maybe you're a sore loser or jinx.



Actually, you are too be blame for that plight of yours and you cannot blame on luck, saying that luck isn't on your side.



And since you claimed that luck isn't on your side, you will often think that you are one sore loser who is born in this world stupid and dumb. And you're always a jinx to others.



If you have that kind of mindset, you will always be a loser till the end. You will never accomplish anything in life. You will never make it big or make it to the top. You have yourself to blame for what you are now.



Never to underestimate oneself. Never to look down on yourself. What others say, what others criticise about you, take it to your stride. Bear those remarks in mind and proof to them that you can outshine them one day.



People are not born to be stupid. They are just lazy, therefore they become stupid. Don't you agree with me?



Many lack the self confidence when you are to venture into new things or when your bosses delicate certain difficult task for you to manage, you are afraid to handle it even before you try.



You are actually capable of managing it since your boss has delicated the work to you. He thinks highly of you and he is at eased to delicate the job to you than to give it to others to handle.



Have faith in yourself. And even though if you think you'd failed to accomplish that certain task, do not fret over it. You'd tried your best. You had put in all those efforts.



There is always a second chance to everything.



Sometimes when you think you're on a losing streak, you may eventually be the winner at the end. Life is always unpredictable.



Take Jerry Ong from Singapore Idol for example. When eeryone thought he would be booted out four weeks ago, he still remained in the competition. And each following week, they expected the same - for Jerry Ong to be booted out.



But that didn't happen.



Last week, when I thought he wouldn't be leaving the competition because it already happened four times, it was finally the time for him to go. What a turn of event. The things you least expect to happen, just instantly occured. How ironic.



Oh well, these things do happen.



Talking about Singapore Idol, CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL LEE IS NOT A GAY! How many times must I repeat to those fellow friends of mine who are guys and had fallen in love with him. He is not a gay, for heaven's sakes.



Yes, he is good looking. Guys and girls out there are craving for a piece of him, drooling over his nice body, and cute face. Oh please...



For the guys out there, please do not expect all those handsome guys you fall in love with to be gays. I know you LOVE them and wished to be with them, but that's all your hallucination. And then you started assuming, "Oh great, he's gay. I think he is." and start to have hopes of being together with him.



And you just refused to accept the fact that he is STRAIGHT! Come on, you stupid morons, he's straight and you guys can never get him but only in your dreams. Don't you get it, he is S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T. Full stop.



Enough is Enough...



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Outing With Blog Owners cum Blog Readers: PinkTV & Miss Demurity



P/S: 2058 words; This is the longest entry by far. Do some light exercises before sitting down and cramping your butt.



I'm blogging 447am in the morning. I'm tired. I'm cranky. But I could not sleep. I would probably stay at home the whole day today! I must revitalize my energy for better sex tomorrow.



No! Of course not. I was just pulling your leg.



I changed my mind. I decided to go fishing with D.D at Punggol Park since I got nothing better to do than staying at home, staring at the computer screen and to rot. It's much the same as having a slow death.



And then the next day, I will go for my 10 rounds of jogging at the park near my house if I have the will to do so and that I am not tired and sleepy.



Let's talk about the outing with Miss Demurity and Pink TV yesterday.



Evil Twin: It was SO exciting! I managed to cum 4 times...!



Me: Please shut up!

Evil Twin: Grrr...

I was taken aback when Zuraidah aka Miss Demurity SMS-ed me that she would like to go out to catch a movie with me and PinkTV since I pretty much guessed that she was bored at home.

It was of course the first day of the fasting month and I had to get back home before 7pm to break fast together with my family.

However, I was supposed to inform PinkTV about the outing. I called him and heard his still-asleep-voice. It was already 11am but how atrocious it was when he was still in his bed, sleeping. OI, 11am already! Why are you still in bed? Wake up!

*Ring**Ring*

Me: Eh, want to watch movie?

PinkTV: hellllloooooooo....

Me: Later at Cineleisure at 2pm. How?

PinkTV: hellllooooo.... who are you?

Me: Isaac lah! So how? Do you want to watch movie with us?

PinkTV: Aiyoh! No hello, no good morning, straight away asked me want to watch movie or not.

Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick...

Me: Sorry...Well?

PinkTV: I'll confirm with you later ok? I want to sleep back.

*Hang up*

Two minutes later, PinkTV SMS-ed me, "Eh, I got no cash already. You all treat me lah can?"

First word that came to my mind, 'SHAMELESS'! No, I was just kidding. Of course, we were glad to treat the less fortunate people.

No! I was kidding again. Of course, it was not a problem for me since I still owe you one treat and you'd clean forgotten about it.

So, he agreed and I left my house to meet Zuraidah first at Redhill MRT station. Along the way, I saw an old lady who resembled like the grandmama in tweety bird show. She however was carrying a bird cage just like the one in the show.

I scratched my head and decided to slap myself if she was real. A passer-by looked at me and giggled. And so I pointed him my middle finger. He was enraged and decided to wank in front of me.

I was not the least amused. Suddenly someone pulled my hand. It was a little and she asked, "big brother, what is he doing?"

Me: He's horny and wants to seek attention from us. Ignore him little girl. Have you watched The Ring, little girl?

Little Girl: No, big brother. Why?

Me: Because whoever watched him wank will die. Not in seven days buy instantly. *Paused* Oh no! I just did.

Little Girl: Don't worry, you are fine.

I asked why but the little girl did not respond me. I looked to my side and saw that she had disappeared.

Weird...

And the next thing I know was that I saw an exact resemblance of SADAKO standing in front me. Eventually it was the little girl who was actually SADAKO in disguise.

*Beep**Beep*

I snapped from my reverie. Huh? What? My cell phone beeped.

I tapped my EZ-Link and went up to the platform to wait for Zuraidah who was extremely late. I had to wait 30 minutes for her but it was alright with me. I snapped a few pictures of me while waiting.

Yes, I'm vain. You don't have to spell that out.

Minutes passed and then Zuraidah and I met up with PinkTV at Somerset MRT Station. However, he was also late. So we decided to proceed to Cineleisure and meet PinkTV there but...

Suprise, suprise. PinkTV did not know where Cineleisure was and he demanded one of us to pick up and lead him there. So, I was the kind-hearted one.

We had already decided to watch White Chicks but as we got there to purchase the tickets, there were only single seats available. We were disappointed but whatever it was, we still wanted to watch movie.

So we had to settle with Exorcist: The Beginning which was at 320pm. Then we proceeded to Yoshinoya to have our lunch. Correction, to have their lunch. I was fasting.

I took a picture of Miss Demurity and PinkTV together.

Miss Demurity & PinkTV !!!

My photo-taking skills are extremely good. Don't you have to agree with me?

Then, Zuraidah proceeded to buy her food while PinkTV was snapping his picture away with my Nokia 6600.

PinkTV: Hey people. Don't I look like a superstar? Yes I do.

Me: ... That's my shades!

And then Zuraidah sat down, cautiously looking around, hoping that nobody will catch her eating when supposedly she was to fast.

Zuraidah: Must be careful. *Looks left then right* Ok, clear. Nobody is watching. Muahaha. MMM... this beef is delicious.

I was tempted but I resisted.

Me: I'm famished. DON'T EAT IN FRONT OF ME! *Faint*

Zuraidah: Then I eat where? At the toilet ah?

Evil Twin: Ya lor...

Zuraidah: Want some, PinkTV?

PinkTV: Don't want lah. Paiseh. I know I am not fasting but I am embarrassed.

Zuraidah: Step paiseh pulak...! (translation in English: Action paiseh only) Forget it lah!

P/S: Actually, Zuraidah was sick on that day so therefore she was unable to fast. But as for PinkTV, I have no idea.

Now let's take a closer look at PinkTV.

Zuraidah: Oh my! What smooth and fair complexion. Could be the next top model for Singapore.

Evil Twin: *Vomit*

Me: .... I think it's fabulous. PinkTV has captivating eyes and seductive looks.

Evil Twin: I think he's just horny.

PinkTV: Shut up lah.

It was time for us to proceed to the theater to watch Exorcist: The Beginning.

As we entered the lift, PinkTV and Miss Demurity started to touch-up their make-ups.







Look at how vain they were!! LOL (Laugh Out Loud) Caught in the act.

Zuraidah: Oh my, my hair is messy. I must look good.

PinkTV: What!! There's pimple on my forehead. How?

Evil Twin: Aiyoh Isaac, why must you even wear shades in the lift. You think you are a superstar or what?!

Isaac: Can you just shut up for a minute.

And then it was time.

Throughout the show, Miss Demurity was screaming and shouting and jerking out from her seat. But I and PinkTV remained calm and compose even though a few of the scenes were scary.

I rate The Exorcist 3 out of 5 stars. There are elements and scenes in "The Beginning" that are quite intriguing. The film opens with a close-up of the bloody face of a medieval priest.

As the camera pulls away, we see as he sees the corpse-strewn battlefield where all the combatants lay dead. As the lens opens up on the scene we are assailed with the sight of a forest of crucified dead, their crosses planted head down in a grotesque parody of Christ's crucifixion. Evil, we know, is on the move.

There is a good film somewhere under the heavy hand of Renny Harlin and elements of "Exorcist" are nicely done. The film looks terrific, not a surprise when you consider that the great Vittorio Storaro does behind-the-camera duty.

Production, too, is well handled Stefano Marie Ortolani, giving an eerie creepiness to many of the scenes. But Unfortunately, the horror story ended in a very familiar territory as Merrin must battle the demon to save the life of little Joseph.

I wished Alexi Hawley's screenplay finished as well as it started. The special F/X computer animation, frequently used, has a thoroughly artificial, manufactured look - a major distraction.

"Exorcist: The Beginning" isn't a bad movie, it is just not a very good one. It is still recommendable to watch. =)

I am all geared up to watch Hilary Duff's new movie titled, Raise Your Voice.

The show is a coming-of-age story centered around a small-town singer (Hilary Duff), brokenhearted by the death of her brother in a car crash,who had secretly submitted her for a summer session at a performing arts academy in Los Angeles.

In the performing arts academy, she experiences a whole new way of life in the big city, far from the small town lifestyle she's used to. The film will revolve around her efforts to confront her lack of formal classic training and deal with a romantic entanglement.

The poster and trailer really attract me, so I hope the movie will be just as good.

And also I am anticipating the 2nd part of Princess Diaries: The Royal Engagement. But after watching the trailer, I am a little disappointed by the movie.

Somehow, it lacked the charm and appeal of the first movie. Missing were some of the more engaging characters from the previous film, like Mia's first boyfriend Michael (Robert Schwartzman) and her nasty school mate Lana (Mandy Moore.)

Additionally, most of the characters carried over to the sequel have little to do besides watch Mia bounce between her two suitors. Her best friend Lily (Heather Matarazzo), who almost steals the first film, is relegated to patting Mia on the back and entertaining whichever suitor is not with Mia.

Exorcist: The Beginning ended at 548pm and basically, we had no idea where to go next. But Miss Demurity and I had to head home before 7 since it was only the first day of the fasting month.

Zuraidah: Heya baby, look at me. Sex me up!

Doesn't she resemble like Norleena Salim who once acted in Under One Roof with Koh Chieng Mun? The more I look at her, the more she resembles like Norleena. It is a very uncanny resemblance indeed.

PinkTV: Don't just stare at me. Take me, hold me, kiss me. You want me right?

Me: ....

Evil Twin: Shameless PinkTV..

Somehow, I feel excited about fasting this year than the previous years. Maybe that I am able to lose some freaking weight. Haha. Not that I am chubby or fat but I just want to have my previous lean figure back!

I really want to. But apart from eating healthy food, I must do some vigorous exercises such as jogging or running but I will never go to the gym. I say NEVER. NEVER!

Anway, good luck to me!

Ah, of course, this is my latest picture.







Yes, my hair has grown long and this is the only style that I can comb. It is definitely dyed in dark brown but it's not that obvious right?

Stupid section head. I really don't understand why he caught me for not-so-obvious colored hair while a few others who has brighter colored hair, light brown and yellow were not been told to dye back to black.

He needs to gorge his eyes out or poke them with a fork. It's much better than not being able to see things clearly.

I believed this coming Monday, he will do another routine spotcheck on hair color and hair length. I, on the other hand, has colored my hair back to a slightly darker color and if he still DOES NOT ACCEPT my hair color, I am so going to poke his ass with the largest dildo ever I can find.

Evil Twin: Don't talk about him anymore lah! He's such a sucker, not worth to be mentioned in your blog.

Me: ...

Anyway, I was pleasantly excited when Jerry finally exited from Singapore Idol. It's time for him to leave. With him out of the way, I can stop fearing of those more talented ones to be booted out.

My vote will go to Maia, Olinda, Taufik and Leandra. They really rock the idol world and you don't have to agree with me.



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac