Insane Things People Would Do

When life gets boring, people do insane things.

Sgt Heiqal turned his head to the side and stared at Sgt Chan, "Alamak that dude acting cute again..!"

Sgt Chan overed his face with his cap, "I am like the bride, cannot see my face. Must marry me first. But that's not the real reason. I shy lah!"


Sgt Chan, "hehe!"

They are trying their best not to act cute.

Sgt Hafiz has dimple. Now I noticed.

I have absolutely no idea who snap his photo. Who? Tell me who?! I was busy with my handphone.


Smile leh Jusheng! Why always look so sulky!


Ta ma de! Still don't want to smile!

The Insane Video Of The Birthday Boy's Sabotaged

What happens when you are surrounded by notorious, crazy people?

You really wouldn't want to know.

What happens if the notorious people knew about your birthday?

You're in deep shit!

The Fireworks People

They are crazy people. Insanity has infected them. These are those few who actually creates the overall atmosphere and the madness.

Without them, our life at camp would be mundane.

I knew cameras were allowed to be brought along with us. I just knew. I was super elated when one of my sergeants said that we were allowed to bring cameras. I need not hide my camera fear of being confiscated.

Somehow, someone thought he saw me at Plaza Singapura. How can I possibly be at Plaza Singapura yesterday when I was at the national stadium helping out with the fireworks? Oh, I get it! - I'm able to astral project!

P/S: My comment box is going to explode with Yahn's and Runie's crazy antics.

Feast Your Eyes: My Two New Sergeants

Feast your eyes with two hot hunks. Ladies out there, who do you think is more cuter? By the way, there're my sergeants.

Apologize, their names shall not be disclosed.

Evil Twin: You put there picture here already what! Why can't reveal their name? funny leh you...

Section 1's Sergeant.

Versus

Section 2's Sergeant

It's a pity the other two new sergeants from my platoon did not come for the national day parade rehearsal.

What are you waiting for? Pick your choice!

Gemini Sign

An Air sign.

The Gemini person is blessed with a great intelligence and has an innate desire to know things. He, generally succeeds in becoming popular with the others with his great inspiration and charm but often its weakness and the tendency to exceed causes him hostilities, which sometimes turn into violence because of jealousy.

(I am not a violent person, thus, I don't really resort to violence when things turned nasty or does not work to what I've planned. I can be cunning if I am jealous.)

When there are unfavourable aspects he has a tendency to lies, malicious gossip and fraud; in other cases he can be superficial.

The great capacity of those born under Gemini to absorb leads them to nervousness because often they cannot let off the excesses they believe they are able to handle.

(When I am stuck in a situation whereby I can't handle, or when I cannot spare the truth, I have to resort into telling lies. I can be superficial at times but that has to depend to whom I am talking to, and to what it may be regarding to.)

Their body is agile, with long arms and legs; often they are bony and are quick in their movements; it is very hard for them to hide their mood and curiosity.

(I don't understand why I can't hide my emotions. Everytime, without fail, they notice)

Gemini is the only sign of the Zodiac that succeeds in escaping the obstacles by pulling back even before the event comes true. Generally a Gemini with a many positive aspects in his birth chart becomes famous and popular, otherwise he wastes energies and loses interesting financial opportunities.

P/S: I'm damn happy! I want to go shopping! Hey Patricia, how about some tips on guys going shopping?

Patricia Mok's Fan Club

It's official now that I am in Patricia Mok's fanclub. Bryan, who is only 16 manages the fanclub without any flaws. I'm amazed by his competence.

This year, without a doubt, I'm putting in my 100% support to Pat Mok!

P/S: I forgo collecting the winning prize of a pair of cruise ticket on board the Superstar Gemini as I doubt there will be time for me and my sweetie to go. I've not decided to give it to anyone. Cheers!

The Shopping Diva: Patricia Mok

I grew up watching Patricia Mok on TV. I started to recognise her when she was a commedian in Comedy Night. I remembered vividly all the funny roles she had in that show; the wacky schoolgirl, the neighbour, Mark Lee's girlfriend etc.

Then I believed that she was somewhat a great commedian. She makes me laugh. And that makes me tune in to her show every Monday night. But I know as much as she is a great commedian, she wanted to spread her wings, try something new for a change.

She had a serious role in Holland V as Mo LingLing. She dissed her wacky antics and her funny personality to play someone serious and sad and responsible in Holland V.

That thus led her to victory, leading her to win the Best Supporting Actress Award. But personally, she should have been nominated in the Best Actress category, like Jeanette Aw who played Mo JingJing and got nominated too.

She had the longest speech; 3minutes to be exact, tahnking so many people. I was amazed.

She also did movies like, Liang Po Po, Money No Enough, Home Run.

And apart from acting in serial drama, Holland V, she also acted in 3 1/2 women, The Hotel, You are the one, double happiness I/II, child's hope II, Zero to Hero and lucky numbers.

Then she acted in her first English show, My Sassy Neighbour. *Applaud*

And others like, I luv shopping I/II, Maid to order, Extreme Japan, Kp Club I/II.

Her popularity is spreading rapidly. Not only is she likeable but she has her own sense of style. She graced herself in TV ads like SMRT advert and Best advert.

She's funny, she loves shopping, she's likeable and cute. So waht's there not to like about her?

I've been supporting her for the past nine years, voting 7 - 9 times for her in the Top 20 popular female artiste but unfortunately, she did not manage to get in.

If I remember vividly, she nearly got in on the year she acted as Mo LingLing.

Well, this time round, with my support and my blog readers', we'll try to ensure that she enter the Top 10 this year. You will, won't you my supportive blog readers?

Psst, she has her own blog, http://shopaholicpatmok.blogspot.com/

P/S: I'm shortlisted to win Stomp's Open Astral grand prize! I'll be joining the rest this Saturday at 7.15PM at Plaza Singapura's Outdoor plaza.

I'll be making my way down to California Fitness this Sunday at 2PM to claim my 2 weeks membership and a tour around the place.

Winning Streaks; $100 Cd Voucher / A Pair of Ask The Dust Movie Tickets

Author's note: Check back my Dressed to Impress/RennThai Restaurant's entry as for it has been updated.

Are winning streaks real or are they all fables? Let me tell you right up front, they are not fables. They are all real.

Winning streaks fall into two distinct classes: Those that can be influenced directly or indirectly by humans and those that cannot. You had better be sure you clearly understand the difference.

First, those that can be influenced. There are the obvious ones such as games of sport. The Home Lions needed a winning streak of 13 football games to become the Champion. But on the other side of the ball there were 11 players attempting to influence that winning streak. They never gave up and they never went away. They were there every time the ball was snapped.

Then there are the not so obvious ones such as games of poker and blackjack. Even though the cards are randomly dealt (hopefully), winning streaks are established by the skill of the player. Or just as importantly, in the case of poker the lack of skill of the opponents.

Those that can be influenced by humans are in themselves quite interesting. However, they are the subject for another article. I will only consider those winning streaks that cannot be influenced by humans for now.

Winning streaks ARE real. What they were wrong about is that anyone has the ability to identify when they are about to begin or end. They were also wrong about luck. But give them a pass on that. Few people know statistics as well as you and me.

I've won the pair of tickets to the movie, Ask The Dust.

My sweetie's working and most of my friends were in school or working.I had a hard time finding someone to accompany me to watch the movie.

I asked several of my blog readers but they were busy too.

Then, I decided to ask Runie who is also one of my blog reader to accompany me. Runie's now my best pal. He agreed.

I made a choice of meeting Mirantz first before meeting Runie.

Runie, you're so late!

Thankfully, he made it in time. I was rushing him throughout, ensuring that he would be able to make it on time.

*Laughs*

I like the background effect!

Stupid Runie cut me off from the photo!

Alex's still the best. Superb shot!

Did anyone listened to the radio yesterday? 98.7fm?

I was on air, answering the secret sound question. Yes, I guessed correctly and won a 100 dollars CD voucher!

How cool is that?

On a side note, I think Ask The Dust is rated as R21! So sorry Runie! I brought in a 16 years old guy to watch a R21 show. God, forgive me! *Laughs*

Aiyah Runie, don't tell me you never watch porn before! Watching porn is the same as watching a R21 movie!

P/S: Patricia Mok's entry coming up in the afternoon.

Dressed To Impress/ RennThai Restaurant

What do you get when two narcissists are out together? You get to see alot of photos! We're just having lots of fun!

I was stunned that Michelle and I were wearing the same color; pink/red. She was really very elegant. Her dress simply stunning. She look gorgeous.

We decided to settle for RennThai Restaurant at Suntec City. I was craving for something spicy.

It is always a must to take photos wherever I go.

Smile! Smile Isaac! You look better when you smile!

My smile seemed so fake.

I thought it was already good enough for me to take photos of her but she took photos of herself too! Narcissist! A true narcissist!

Michelle, "I'm loving it!"

HUH!

Drinking water also need to take my photo ah?!

The service there was great. The waitress was really efficent!

"Excuse me, water please..."

"Hello, can you refill my glass..."

"Erm, are our food ready?"

The waitress nodded and smiled, courteous and polite. But deep inside, she was cursing and scolding us.

Waitress, "TA MA DE! ORDER ME AROUND! I'll make sure I poison your food!"

It's a 2 people set meal. The vegetable dish scares me because I don't usually eat vegetable!

Don't ask me what are the dishes's names. I can't remember them!

Michelle, "Come, let's take more photos!"

SNAP!

SNAP!

SNAP!

Michelle, "Don't act cute please..."

Michelle did a very seductive pose.

We took a photo together.

I thought that would be it. All our food were already served but I clean forgotten that there were still desserts!

4/5 for the food.

4/5 for the service.

The we proceeded to Millenia Walk to take photos of ourselves at the marvellous man-made waterfall!

I deliberately stood in the middle of the passageway, and asked Michelle to take a photo of me. My legs looked quite far apart!

Soccer! I tried to grab the soccer ball from the football player!

Neh, I decided to join the game.

Michelle thought that my jawlines are more defined now!

Damn it! Isn't it the Great Singapore Sales now? It's going to end soon, right?

I walked passed quite a number of people carrying lots of shopping bags. I decided to take a peek at one of their shopping bags.

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Oh la la! Bra!

Very retro!

Michelle was dressed so elegantly that I thought it would be a waste if I don't do photoshoots for her.

Psst, she hid her bag behind her dress!

She's doing the bryanboy pose! Bryanboy, if you're reading this, she's doing your pose!

My turn..

The background and the effect was maginificant.

She looked like a Japanese from the back view. Oh wait, she's half Japanese!

Muahaha!

Lick! Lick!

P/S: To me, Patricia Mok rocks! She's the coolest. I will blog about her tomorrow. Psst, she has a blog too.