Play; The New Club In Town

I tell you, I'm the busiest guy alive. Imagine going to Sentosa in the morning, East Coast Park in the evening and clubbing at night till the next day. It's super tiring, man.

Seriously, I've not been clubbing for the past 3 months. Having to hear that there's a new club in town, why not just drop by to see how's the crowd and music. My significant other has to work the next day so I decided to go with my pals, Jimmy and Daniel.

The dancefloor was really empty. Most of them were standing near the bar and toilet.

Being the cam-whore me, I took lots of photos with my pals. I love my eyes. I kept on asking them if they could see my blue contact lense even in the dimmed lights.

"Yes la, can see!"

Free lollipops! And cute girl at the bag deposit counter.

Seriously, I shouldn't have inflated my nose. It looks big! Play is new but till 2.30am, the dancefloor was still empty. Looks like it won't make it big!

Medics Having Fun

Everyone was drunk. My company medic was drunk. I was drunk. Nearly everyone was drunk. Faces red. Funny behaviors. You're going to see the things you've never seen before.

I came late. I was greeted by a few drunken. Hakim was one of them but he was still okay when I first arrived.

Mcoy and Alan started dancing after taking alot of alcohol drinks. Were they trying to do the tango or waltz?

Cha-cha-cha!

But Mcoy was still alert. He grabbed Alan by the hand and asked another medic, Yusof, to grab Alan by his legs and their proposed suggestion; dump him into the sea. Wicked!

But Alan was smarter. He pretended to be unconscious.

But Alan forgot one thing. Everyone there is a medic. So he can't fool us.

Mcoy recruited backups and soon, they managed to throw him into the sea.

Still drunk? - Maybe. Wet? - Yes.



Alan's totally red. "I want one more can of tiger beer!"



Hakim's going to be a drunken soon!



This is insane!





Bugger Alan fondled with my camera. I was afraid he might damage it.

Minutes later, he was a goner.



He's knocked out!





Now, who's next?



Hakim and his friend. "Bloody hell, Hakim! You didn't even introduce her formally to us. What's her name?



Did you see the difference between the previous photo and this? Hakim's getting drunk!

And then it was my turn.

"Drink up Hakim!"

Hakim was reluctant but he did manage to finish the whole bottle.

My face's getting red and Hakim's smiling wickedly upon seeing me drink the cup of wine.

We're getting tipsy.

"Finish the whole bottle, Issac!"

Before I become a total goner, I took photos with ShaoHong and K.L(photo below).

And of course, a photo of myself.

And the most scandaluos photo of the month would be...

This!

Platoon Cohesion; VollleyBall Frenzy

I was rather indecisive of whether I should meet my platoonmates or stay at home to recuperate because I was still sick. I needed rest and sleep badly. But in the end, I went for the outing due to the fact that I've not seen them for a week and it was organized by the commanders.

When I get there, I must remember not to do any strenous activities. I want my fever to subside. I want my cough to disapear.



Sergeant Edwin has two bodyguards!

They playing volleyball.

Evil twin. "why you never play ah?"

Like I told you, I was still sick.

Sergeant Ace and I.

Sergeant Chan and I.

I don't have the body to show, so it's not pleasant to the eye if I take off my tee shirt!

Sergeant Chan, Wei Siong and Willy.

Stop touching my chest, Wee Siong! He seemed like to be enjoying it.

Just a random shot.

If you see from left to right then up to down, you'll see a guy would suddenly appear from behind.

Wah! Look at his tatoo! Nice right?

Why do people tend to wear their shorts really low? - To show off them briefs!

While others enjoy the sun and the sand, playing games and having lots of fun, sergeant Edwin decided to forgo all that and rest in the shelter.

Sgt Edwin, "Wah shiok ah! I rest, they play. I smart, they stupid!"

"I'm so deprived of sex!" he shouted.

Sgt Edwin, "Hey there, I heard your calling... I can be of great service to you."

Commanders on top, men below!

Group photo; Aidil trying to act sexy.

Group photo number 2.

Platoon Cohesion; Wild Time

It was so funny to watch one of our platoon mates' boxers being torn apart. Well, nearly.



And let's not forget the part when Sergeant Edwin got 'rape'. Apologies for not keeping to my words. I still uploaded the videos, haha!



Army guys; so crazy!



And a video on one of my platoonmates, Aidil, coming out from the sands!

Cut Fringe Once Touch Eyebrow.

I know why I have bad luck! Because my fringe are touching my eyebrows already. So minutes ago, I went to my room, took a pair of scissors and snapped my fringe. Ouch! Okay, after looking myself in the mirror, I thought that I look like a retard with the new haircut.

I just realize I should not have cut my hair anyhow without supervision from the professionals. With a new cut, I hope my luck will change for the better.

So let me announce, on the 2nd February, my luck will change for the better and whatever bad deeds I've done in the past shall be erased. My life will be renewed! Hallelujah!

Evil twin, "Why you say that sia?"

Cannot meh? Li Nanxing said that when he received his award.

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

P/S: (Updated on 2nd february, 4.14pm) It seems to work because I've found a few coins at the beach and I manage to retrieve my shades despite losing it hours ago.

101 Ways To Get Rid Of Bad Luck

No la, I don't have 101 ways of getting rid of bad luck. But I do have a trick or two to get rid of bad luck. And kids, don't try this at home.

First solution to getting rid of bad luck is to jerk off 7 times at the 7th hour of the day. You have to be fast. What I mean was that you have to cum real fast to achieve the 7 times target at the 7th hour. But if you ejaculate too slowly, then don't even bother to try this. This only work for the high sex drives like me.

Or pluck any flowers that are red in color.

Fill the cup with water, probably half full.

Then, toss the flowers into the water and leave it for a few hours.

When you think it's ready, pour the water onto your head and let the water trickle down. This is only effective for magick users. So if you're not into magick, it won't work.

The third and final solution will be...

for you to continue to have bad luck because there is no third solution.

Trapped with Yahn, The Singing Diva

I thought the pose was really cool. As if I showed confidence in the photo. Don't you agree with me? Or are you just like Yahn, laughing away? Haha!

And the most scariest shit was about to happen.

A`huh. You got that right. Yahn was singing the 'My heart will go on' song by Celine Dion.

Right...

The Hit And Run Accident; Old Man Died

I hailed a cab and got in while still talking to my friend on the next line. "Uncle, to Mandai Hill Camp please."

Seriously, when I'm on a cab or a bus, I don't really talk or read books or magazine. I'll just listen to my MP3. Else, I'll get headache. And I'll feel nauseous and then vomit! So whenever I board the same cab with my friends, they will think that I am arrogant but seriously, I'm not. I just don't want to vomit. The feeling is really gross.

"Ai shang le ni ..." I was singing to Fish Leong's song when suddenly I heard a loud BAM! I looked to my right and saw, an old man who was riding his motor operated bicycle flung a few distance before landing to the ground.

Speechless I was. "Uncle, stop the cab!"

Abruptly, the cab pulled over and I got out of the car. The scene; blood all over, the uncle laid motionless on the ground. "What should I do," I asked myself. "I'm a medic, I have got to do something."

"Call ambulance first," I thought.

But someone else already called. I stood perfectly still. He was losing alot of blood. "Someone save him!" a passer-by shouted.

Instantly, I knew he doesn't have much time to live.

It was a hit and run accident. The car who hit the old man was nowhere to be seen. How cruel can the driver be. Nobody took down the car's plate number. Damn! He's going to pay for this. Imagine the old man's wife reaction upon hearing the bad news. Can you live with that, driver?

I hope he goes to jail!

Now, the incident keeps on replaying in my mind. I have to think of porn to get that gory scene out of my mind!

P/S: If anyone witness the accident at Jalan Bukit Merah, at the road near block 28, do not hesitate to report to the police.

Hear My Calling

Can anyone hear the calling of a really sad guy...

Even the winds heard it. Each comments are like strengths for me to get myself back together.

Recently, life seems to be unfair to me. Life has not treated me well. I'm now like a dwelling bird. Someone help me. Someone please wake me up from this reverie. I'm tired of all the bad luck that are bombarding at me.

Maybe, just maybe, magick might just do the trick. I'm out of touch with magick a long time ago. But maybe it'll help. I want to be just like Willow (Buffy, the vampire slayer).

Killing Me Softly

I'm thankful that someone close to me is now out of danger. She's now out of the ICU. And my sore throat and vomitting has subsided. But, I have still many unresolved problems.

"Don't worry. You know the saying, if you have so many bad luck, afterwards, you will be showered with good luck," said Tony.

How sure are you? I thought.

Okay, let's narrow these problems so that I won't feel so stressed out.

Problem number one; I've been worrying that I might not do well for my ATEC. I worry alot that I might let my officer and company medic down. But just recently, I was assured from my officer that no matter what happen, the sky won't collapse just because of me. But still, I have to brush up on my medic skills.

Problem number two; I have always not been on really good terms with my other two platoon medics. Maybe, we have different persona. One is loud. One is quiet. One is brasen. I'm the quiet one. And everytime I worry that every little mistakes I do, they will pick on me. Maybe I think too much.

Problem number three; lately, I've been falling sick really really often. And I'm afraid people might think I took m.c because I'm lazy to go to camp or refuse to do the trainings. That's not the case. If I am that type of person, I would have taken m.c(s) since the start of my national service.

Problem number four; Being 'cashless' is really hard. I'm trying hard to save up till 12th February when the bank finally unsuspend me.

Problem number five; The rift between my parents and I are getting bigger. I don't know what to do. I'm like so speechless now. What should I do?