Why? - The Questions

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates? Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? Which way does a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

Do they put underwear on corpses?

Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?

If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?

Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?

If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a
business expense?

Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

Signing Off,
Shah Rizal Isaac