Farting...

Farting is good for health. I always do that and it's like 4 times per minute. And sometimes my friends would gladly join me without hesitations.

But nowadays, it seems that I have been farting non-stop in the middle of the night.

Poot! Poot! Pooooooooooooooooooooot!

Of course, I would restrict myself from farting when I am at the dining table or at public...

Wait a second, I take that back. I did fart in the cinema and lift where it was totally crowded with working people. They freaked out but later, they joined me and thanked me.

I was thinking, for the moment, WHY THE HELL I WROTE ALL THIS?

Poot!

Signing Off,
Shah Rizal Isaac