KFC's Drumstick Is Small

Let me take you back to a few days ago when I was having my lunch at Cineleisure's KFC. I ordered a two piece meal. One original and one cripsy. One thigh meat and one drumstick. Service was good and efficient but what I was displeased was the portion of the chicken.

Look at how small the drumstick is. It has shrunk. KFC's chickens used to be of a big portion. What happened?

Kent's palm is smaller than his face and the drumstick is even smaller than Kent's palm! This is abit upsetting.

Any KFC's staffs here? Else I'll send an email over to HQ.

The Perfect Gifts

I bought my beloved baby a box of chocolate but it isn't any ordinary chocolate. It's a horoscope chocolate. My beloved told me that the chocolate will remain in the refrigerator.

Me, "Then you don't want to eat it ah?"

My beloved, "No, don't want! Hehe!"

And I bought my beloved a birthday bear which bear's my beloved's birthdate!

And I also bought a piglet.

After all the gifts I bought, my baby decided to give me a goodie bag containing all the food I like.

Ra Ra Shesh Kem Ba

I took Sunday with a punch as I woke up pretty late. I had already planned to go J.B in the morning but since I woke up late, I've decided to get on with the day and still go J.B. I am leaving my house at 1.30.

I am belittling my energy because every single time I go to work, although I feel tired, I told them that I need to just like stop, and rest. But that was not the case as I was working like a bull. They saw how restless I was but I still managed to entertain everyone at the floor.

Sheesh, I just keeps on going and going and going and going. But they told me, I'm going to fall sick easily if I continue this way.

Its just a day of working tomorrow and I will be on off on Tuesday and Wednesday. Long rest days, but it will be tedious for me afterwards. Because I have to work 5 straight days before getting my off day for the next week.

I'm going to push myself ahead and do the best I can.

The Hurling Messages

I was reading a book, "How to kill someone in 4 hours" and abruptly, I was interrupted by a sms. I was wondering who could it be since it was a new number and I only had given out to my othr half and my family members.

"Hey, Grace here. Do you know anyone who had problems with their parents when they converted to Christianity? How did they deal with it? Could you pass them my number so that I could speak to them? Thanks!"

My mind went completely blank for that moment. I was like, "WHAT?"

I clicked the reply button and wanted to send out a message immediately saying that I did not know of any Grace but NO! I decided to reply with another message. I was feeling devilish at that point of time and decided to prank her abit.

I replied, "No, I do not have any friends who converted to Christianity. They became wiccans, pagans and witches. They embrace magic. They will be finding you really soon. They are going to put a hex on you. Beware Grace!"

No reply from her.

I was giggling and then I stopped.

A few days later, she messaged me again, "Arcane work question ahead! Do you know any Singaporeans working in NYC who got laid off from financial industry jobs? Can I talk to them? Thanks so much! Sorry for the trouble!"

I was like, not again. I want peace.

I replied, "No, you don't have to know them. They are happy getting laid off."

A few minutes later, she replied me back, "They like to get laid off?"

I rolled my eyes and stopped messaging her.

Phonesex Or Real Sex ?

Phone sex is a type of virtual sex that refers to sexually explicit conversation between two or more persons via telephone, especially when at least one of the participants masturbates or engages in sexual fantasy.

Is phonesex really that good? I mean its just you conversing dirty languages with the other person on the other end. And then you moan. Your hand starts touching your body, caressing them gently and then proceeding to the genitals.

How is that fun? How does that excites you?

Phone sex conversation may take many forms, including (but not limited to): guided, narrated, and enacted suggestions; sexual anecdotes and confessions; candid expression of sexual feelings or love; discussion of very personal and sensitive sexual topics; or just two people listening to each other masturbate.

Let's say you converse with a total stranger over the phone and you moan and you talk dirty things and the person follow suit, you get high and release your loads. Afterwhich, the other so happens to be a ugly being or someone overly obesed. Isn't that gross? Or someone you just conversed with happened to be an old lady instead of a young girl.

Its better face-to-face, at least, there's emotions, and physically present. You can feel the other party.

Men Like Them Big

Often, guys will ogle at other girls on the streets even when they are attached or courting. Guys often look at their beautiful faces, defined body or big breast. If you girls are flat, they would just look away and concentrate on their girlfriend.

If you don't have the boobs and the looks, then that's it.

They often say beauty lies within. I say its not true. Most of my guy friends whom I went out with will look at girls with big breast instead of those with smaller ones regardless if they're average looking or beautiful.




I just don't get why guys like larger breast.

I find it rather disturbing. Their cleavage will be spilling out of their dresses or tops.

I asked most of my guy friends and they responded,

"Good, because when we are 'making love', I can look at her breast or my 'thang' can be place somewhere else instead of that part if they don't want it."


Women were never designed to have figures like adolescent boys, donning androgynous attire, making statements about equality and indirectly expressing the fear of being labelled "feminine".

If women were designed to look like men, Mother Nature would have made the human race hermaphrodites who reproduced asexually.

If thin and shapeless is beautiful, why do so many women opt for breast enlargement? Yes, because most men prefer women to look like women, i.e. with a bit of meat on them.

And, far from being attractive to have a skinny body and huge breasts, it looks abnormal and unnatural. If you want large breasts, you need amply proportioned hips to balance the look, yet you never hear of women requesting hips enlargement.

What I prefer? - Hmm...

Kinokuniya Crazy

When boredom drives one nuts, he drags another and drives him insane too. But sometimes insanity doesn't really drives one crazy. It excites you like you having a great orgasm. Am I speaking sense to you or am I talking complete bull?

I don't know. What I know is that I went out with crazy Kent to have loads of fun.

We headed to Cineleisure and decided to have the chickens at KFC for lunch. At this rate, we're going to get fat together like Moses Lim.

Afterwards, we proceeded to Kinokuniya to view the books there.

I just don't understand why the dummies book come up with lots of teaching and techniques for unneccessary topics like facebook or ICQ.

Everywhere is a photoshoot for Kent and I.


And finally we decided to play a game; to find a book which best described what each of us were feeling at that point of time.

I chose this book because I was thinking of my baby and how I can seduce my baby when I meet up with my em`.

And Kent chose...

He unzipped his jacket, showed off his nipples and eventually attracted a few guys. They licked his nipples and they started doing raunchy things. Kinky.

No, that didn't really happen.

Welcoming My New Blog Skin

The three girls welcome you to my blog. New blog skin; new and improved.

Lindsay Lohan's Good Reviews

So far so good for her.

Time

Time waits for no man. But you can stop wasting time by doing the things
you want to do and like.

A Year Later...

I have decided to change my blog template with help from Kent. He designed this blog template of mine and tweaked my photos. Beautifully designed. Kudos to him. Nice right? I think its really fabulous.

But the sidebar is a bit messy so its up to me to prioritize them and align them correctly. For the moment, I can't do anything about the sidebar because I am encountering a problem with blogger. When I was tweaking my sidebars halfway just now, it totally lagged and I just shut off my laptop just like that.

When it was back on again and I logged in back to align the sidebar and when I pressed the save button, they gave me an error.

I tried to resolve it but to no avail. So I send an email to blogger to rectify the problem asap. IF you can't view my site properly, do drop me a note in my guestbook. So that I know who has problems and don't have.

I just cut my hair too.

Everything new! Cool!

Kids Have Sex At A Much Younger Age Nowadays

ALMOST half the singles here admitted to having had sex, 50% with multiple partners - a sign that Singapore is no longer the puritan society it once was.

My friends are like addicted to sex.

"To many youths, sex is no big deal. It’s for the thrill. There are no strings attached,"

For previous generations, sex was for procreation; today it is for recreation.

But thats not the main issue.

Nowadays, teenagers were also experimenting with sex at a younger age.

Exposed to the Internet, Singapore’s young generation is entering what is - at least by the city’s

What is happening is a trend, or rather a Pandora’s Box opened up by Web pornography and imported lifestyles that are accessible to most teenagers.

Nowhere are the changes shown clearer than Singapore’s nightspots, where singles frequent. "Some women work hard, party hard and drink hard. It’s part of their lifestyle," And it’s no fruit juices and mocktails either.

The "smart" island is linked by an underground fast-speed cable system to promote the use of the Internet for business and education.

The computer has long become a common sight in the classroom. Many teens are savvy enough to put up a simple website. But the flip side is their exposure to a dark new world of pornography, sadism and perversion.

When I looked at those kids aged 13 - 15 walking at the streets, holding hand, and kissing in public, I already pictured them having sex in bed. At that young age, having sex?

Damn, thats pretty young. When I was at their age, I was a innocent and naive boy.

Crews Of IssacRitz

I have crews for my blogs. Woohoo. Okay, not crews. They are just people whom managed my blogs.

My baby is the moderator. What goes on my blog and what's not is being determined by my baby.

Kent is my blog designer. Whatever template you see on my blog is designed by him, him, him and only him. And of course sometimes mua!

Nadz is my advicer. Whatever which I think should be set as a hot topic on my blog, she will further discuss it with me and see how it should goes about.

To Warm My Baby's Heart

I came across something interesting two days ago and decided to buy the product for my baby and my use. It was a cup warmer.

My baby's cup warmer is green color while mine is blue. I'll take a photo of my cup warmer soon. The cup warmer can provide heat and keep our cup warm at 50 degrees celcius. It is USB connected.

Aloysius Wants Me To Do This Quiz

Name 20 people whom you can think right now. Don't read the question till you've baned the 20 people. At the end choose 5 people to do the survey.

01) Shan

02) Cindy

03) Melvin

04) Aloysius

05) Kent
06) Hui Min
07) Nadz
08) Jaishree
09) Durka
10) Hui Ling
11) Ping Sheng
12) Herman
13) Junwei
14) Lionel
15) Yifang
16) Janet
17) Angela
18) Jessy
19) Andy
20) Benjamin

1) How did you meet 14?

He is my secondary school friends. He was skinny lame boy but now he is so muscular, his muscles going to burst anytime soon.

2) What would you do if you've never met 1?

I wouldn't know such an angel exist.

3) What if 9 and 20 dated?

That would not be possible because 20 is gay.

4) Will 16 and 17 date?

Both are straight. Janet has a boyfriend. Lesbianism; no - no.

5) Describe 3.

Funny, but quiet person.

6) Describe 7.

She's a very responsible girl who dictates her own life.

7) Do you know any of 12's family members?

I don't know 12's family member but I've seen them before on his blog.

8) What would you do if 18 confess that he/she likes you?

I will take a knife, -no- I won't stab myself- and stab her to death. She is a irritant.

9) Who is 9 going out with?

She's a Indian. She's currently dating bollywood, Sharman Khan. Pardon me for not spelling his name right or whatsoever.

10) When was the last time you talked to 13?

A few weeks ago when I was working at my previous working place. He was rather secretive with his jobscobe.

11) Who is 2's favorite band singer?

S.H.E. I think so. Because I don't know her well. She was just a random pick from my mind.

12) Would you ever date 4?

I have never treated him as a friend. I treat him as a brother. And no I am not avoiding the question.

13) Would you ever date 1?

She's an angel but no.

14) Is 19 single?

No, he's attached to 20.

15) Would you ever be in relationship with 11?

Wow, it will be really raunchy to see a lcp in a relationship with an officer. Queer.

16) School of 3?

Somewhere near Seng Kang? I don't know. I just knew him like 2 months ago.

17) Where does 6 lives?

Telok Blangah.

18) What is your favorite thing of 5?

He's a camwhore; his phone.

19) Have you ever seen 10 naked?

I think I just died.

I only will tag 2 people; Nadz and Kent.