Suspiciously Yours

Who are they? - My friends? My blog readers? My girlfriends? Why are their photos in my hands?

Who are they? And how are they related to me?

I Pronounce Today THE Bad Luck Day

I announced today my bad luck day! I was like, "Oh my god, what's happening to me?" I got cranky and started to get angry over small matters.

In the morning, I had to go for my SOC test. Even before the test, I had to run up and down from the ground floor to the top floor, - 5th floor-, to get certain stuffs that I forgot to take for the test. I was shagged out. And to make things worst, I had IPPT the previous day. MY right arm which was already so strained even before my IPPT test became more strained.

I feared for the worst. I know I will not be able to pass the SOC test because the last time I did those trainings for SOC was like a year ago. I told myself to do my best and not to fall out so readily. Even if I fail, I know I did not fall out and that would be the greatest achievement ever.

I was so in a rush, I could not find my 11B so I decided to use my camp pass as a replacement. After assembling at the parade square and seeing that the buses had arrived, I got up only to get hit by Kee Heng's rifle's butt.

Fuck, it hurt alot!

I dismissed these small bad luck.

I was like so overconfident that I can make it, knowing that I was the 2nd placing in running the first leg of the race but I slowed down when I was approaching the obstacles.

As I thought, due to my sprained right arm, I couldn't even lift myself up and hold grip of the bar. I tried a few times before giving up.

And then there was other obstacles and the run. I nearly gave up but with the encouragement from the O.C and someone from Support company, I got the final energy boost to get me to the ending point.

Nauseous. Want to puke. Save me.

Then, when I came back to camp, I discovered I lost something valuable that was actually a contraband item. I was half-hearted to tell the sergeants since it's a contraband item and it was not of any importance to me.

But, what the heck. My other friends who lost their stuffs already filed reports which means I was also implicated. I was recalled to the office to write a statement of why I brought in the ontraband item and how it got lost.

Damn, if I could turn back time, I would keep it a hush.

From having small tiffs with my platoonmates, to getting to run errands all day, to spraining my right arm even more during area-cleaning, to fearing what kind of punishment that will be given to me, to having lost my combination lock and replacing it with a new one.

Gosh, it was one heck of a day.

Then, even when I was out of camp, I wasn't spared. I dropped my wallet in the train but thankfully, a kind-hearted lady informed me which later I managed to retrieve before alighting.

I thank you so much.

Did I wake up at the wrong side of the bed?

Straight Guys Trying To Be Gay

If you are lesbian, watch it. If you are gay, watch it. If you are straight, keep away. Wait, correction. Just watch it.

But if you're below 21, I prohibit you from watching.

Happy watching!

My 5th Month Celebration

My other half has this idea of having a fiery evening with me. I thought it was great sex but then I realize that my other half wanted to bring me to The Manhattan Fish Market; a fabulous restaurant. Nevertheless, the food there was delicious.

It was a surprise for me. The Manhattan is located at The Central above Clarke Quay MRT station. The food may be expensive but they are worth eating.

My other half amde a card for me. Sweet.

Other half, "My card leh?"

Er...

I ordered Milkshake filled with caramel and nuts and chocolate. It's 6.90. Darn, if my hands were out of this photo, it will be a great photo.

My other half ordered Seafood Platter for two which cost us 25 dollars. And there on the menu, they wrote, "Warning, only for sharing."

A great feast!

My Eyes Are My Asset

During my singleton days, I like to use my eyes to 'seduce' people.

"Wow, your eyes; very seductive. I can't stare or even look at you or I might just fall for you."

I'm not kidding. I would not want to self praise myself. But this is the truth. I think my nose is too big. I think my mouth is too wide. But what I like most about my face is my eyes. It may be small but it work wonders.

I'm taking good care of my eyes. I want them. I need them. I don't have the cold cool stare.

Tanjong Pagar Treat

I've been to this place to eat several times with my friends. So I thought, since it was a great place to eat with delicious food, Indian food to be precise, I thought why not come here again. The last time I ate at Mohamed Rifai Restaurant was like a few years back.

I was glad that it was still around.

Did I see my head there...

It's 24 hours so after your clubbing thingy, you can pop by and take your supper here.

Look at the sunny side up. My god, it was nicely done. I tell you, I wouldn't have made them that nice.

We ordered so much food from Nasi Goreng to Mee Goreng to mutton curry to popodum.

I was one Satisfied customer.

From Outram Park North East Line exit, make a right turn and just keep on walking till you see an overhead bridge. Still, just keep on walking till you see alot of shophouse. There then you will find the restaurant.

Artistically Done

Watch Ayumi in Japanese Traditional Costumes.

Fabulous video, watch it.

Yahn's Birthday (He's Drunk, And Kinky)

It was crazy and wild. Abruptly, we were accompanied by Wan Cheng, Maman, Farang and er, - I forgotten his name. I went over to his house to meet him up first and be kiasu to be the first to wish him happy birthday.

Then we boarded the cab and told the driver that it was his birthday.

Yahn, "Since it's my birthday, got discount or not ah?"

We went to Tantric and Yahn got high.

Now let the photos do the talking.

At this point of time, everyone was high on alcohol except for me. I didn't drink. Previously, just half the glass of Long Island Tea can actually make me drunk. I was cautious of not to get drunk and high. The feeling of the aftermath suck big time.

It's either they were really drunk or my camera was tilted to the right. Why are they tilting their heads to the right?

I must take photo with her, man. She's cute and wacky!

A Birthday Greeting To Yahn

I would like to wish my best buddy, Yahn, happy birthday. One year older, girl. I've known him for three years and he has been lamenting that I have not yet given him any presents yet which is quite true.

Aiyah, you know what? I took the time to surprise him before the strike of midnight and I was the first person to wish him happy birthday. Good leh? Where can find this kind of friend?

Evil twin, "Issac, you very shameless leh!"

It was a great start to his birthday. We spent the night at Tantrics, drinking and making him drunk so that he would feel high and get a birthday fuck.

In any case, of which, I do not want to be involved.

Afterwards, we met up with Maman, Yahn's ardent blog reader.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YAHN!

I swear photos will be uploaded soon.

Before I Shave Botak (Cam Whoring)

I might as well take photos of myself with hair as much as I can because you will hardly see photos of me botak being posted online. I still don't understand why we still need to cut our hair short (botak) even when we are already 1 year soldier.

Now, I realized that more and more of my company mates read my blog. Do you ever think I will stop myself from saying things that I might just blow out of porportion.

And since now I am like having one week break, all hell will break loose!

I so love my blue eyes.

Jaishree wants me to try gray.

Framed / The Past

I swear on my life that I do not have any sex photos online. If there was, then someone must have doctored them. You know, like put my face on another's body and etc. I was framed. No such thing online. I swear.

I curse the person who spreads false photos of me.

There's pros and cons.

The good thing is I will become famous.

The bad thing is I will become famous the wrong way. God, curse the person. But seriously, all these don't really affect me. I know who I am and I know most will be on my side. (Na-ne-na-ne-boo-boo)

This photo is so so irrelevant to the topic.

Sad But It's True

Yahn once told me, "Any more plastic, you''ll become a credit card."

I don't want to appear 'plastic' in front of others. I try my best to appear myself, to be myself, to act like myself. I used to be 'plastic' but not anymore now.

I don't give a hoot to what people say.

I'm going to be myself. I don't care if I offend people. I have to protect myself before protecting others.

"Any more plastic, you'll become a credit card."

The Last Chance To See My Hair

I cry when I came to know that I must shave my head botak. I cried all day and all night. I cried when I was in the toilet shitting. I cried when I was eating. I cried when I was watching a comedy show on television.

I cried when I was photo whoring.

Two more days before I shave my head.

Evil twin, "Wah you dye your hair ah?"

Evil twin, "Very stylist leh! You style yourself meh?"

I have to credit my sister for styling my hair.

I'm going to lose my precious hair.

I'm not ready to shave my hair.

Chinese New Year At Mediacorp

It was a blastful Chinese New Year! I was ushered to the Chinese New Year with a great time at Mediacorp.

Thanks to Brian, I've got three tickets to the Chinese New Year celebration at Mediacorp. I wasn't that starstruck, ya?

I didn't get a chance to say hello to Patricia because she was busy.

We received a goodie bag.

Nothing much.

Just jewelries from Citigems.

Outing With Samuel Bro / Obscenity

A few days back, I met up with my godbrother, Samuel. It's been a long time since I met him and I thought it would be perfect to meet him now since my schedules allowed me to.

We didn't really went to any place nice. It was the usual haunts of many teenagers; Orchard.

Yes, open your eyes bigger SAMUEL!

Somehow, I didn't look good in both photos. Nevertheless, I enjoyed his company.

Hmm, ... BJ Massage?

Oh!

You see, I went in and asked, "What kind of massage do you provide?"

She said, "We use the mouth to massage."