Belated Birthdays

Happy belated birthday to my other half's friend, Aaron Han (http://darone.blogspot.com). I apologize for not turning up for the BBQ. I was pre-occupied with family stuffs.

Happy belated birthday to my 3 years of secondary school friend, Yifang. I apologize for not turning up for your KTV session. I had just came back from my chalet and I was having a terrible headache.

Happy belated birthday to my eight years of friends, Durka Devi and Siti Noradiah.

Happy belated birthday to Anuar, someone I knew recently and a friend to Janet and Raudah.

I WANT A JOB! GIVE ME ONE! CONTACT ME VIA MSN!

Signing Off,
Shah Rizal Isaac

Hamilton Stay's Pictures

Dallas, Dallas, Dallas (http://titanically.blogspot.com). He kept on snapping pictures of himself using my camera phone. Somehow the resolution wasn't that good. However I believe it must be the bad lightings.

When I looked at the pictures, I felt that he was so slutty, so porn-ish. He loves to pull his sleeves up and shows you the seductive looks. Doubt me? Here's some which can explains everything even without words description.

Even makes Royston fell asleep...





Royston: Shut up la Dallas! Shut up or I will wack you! I want to sleep! Pui!

Dallas: If you do then I will...



If you haven't guess what he was going to do, then you're too innocent to know anything else!

Zeke (http://freezinheart.blogspot.com) became loony. He kept on emphasising that he could fly and then he pretended to jump on the bed as if he was flying.



My godbrother, Gregory (http://greggy123.blogspot.com) was too ashame of their behaviors. He declined to be photographed too. Haha!



Oh, I forgot to mention that there was a big bathtub in the bathroom.



Signing Off,
Shah Rizal Isaac

Excerpts For the Hamilton Stay

Excerpts from http://freezinheart.blogspot.com;

Fustrated he turned around and smashed then hair dryer over Issac's face, thus a struggle occurred and making both of them getting tangled by the wire, rendering both immobile.

I continued running till i was a safe distance from the hotel. From my spot, I could see boiling soup pouring out of the hotel windows, rest in peace Dallas, your bravery would be commended.

Excerpts from http://flangevalve.blogspot.com;

Hotel Hamilton, a classy-named hotel with seemingly quaint settings and squashed between buildings set on an urban landscape complete with impatient car honkers and uncivilised civilians.

Who knew that several horrific horrors awaited within?

There was an utter absence of toilet rolls - you had to request for them from the reception. Hawker centres were devoided, empty and difficult to locate whilst the nearest POSB machine was a fifteen minute walk away. And I'm sure the goverment will wring my scrawny neck if they catch even a whiff of the last sentence in the first paragraph. (Or maybe they'll just exile me off Singapore)

Matters certainly did not improve after receiving a call from my obese Father. "I don't care if it's a chalet, barbecue or whatsoever. In any case, be home before ten thirty."

Perhaps I should explain why I've a sudden interest in Hotel Hamilton.

A few days ago, my other half and several others had agreed to book a hotel room to stay overnight in and simply party our butts off. For the perverts, this was not an orgy.

Excerpts from http://titanically.blogspot.com;

We booked in at 4pm yesterday & enjoyed the day! Firstly, only me, Sher, Rizal & Roy met up. Then, at about 8.30pm, Zeke came to join in the extravagance~!

When we left the hotel for dinner (except for Zeke), i received a last-minute note - Eugene is coming...

My face blackened as i stared intently on Rizal...

Zeke shouted, 'No~!', 'Can i go back now!?"

Signing Off,
Shah Rizal Isaac

Sentosa Manifest

Pictures galore of us at Sentosa (Pahlawan Beach)



They tried to bury me in the sands.



I escaped their wrath but she did not. She was ultimately buried under the sands.



I was still traumatized over what happened to me minutes ago. I decided to turn to the dark side. I am the goggle villian. No superheroes can stop me now! Not even the incredibles! I will destroy every single living things on earth!



Showering himself with a tiny green spade. The sea water trickling down his body.



Enjoying the warm water, and striking a pose for my camera phone. Everything seems normal. But least did we expect him to be cunning. He has planned to snatched away the green spade from Roy.



When things got out of hand, Roy and Ashton fought in the water. They tried to drown each other. But both were equally strong and expert swimmers. Dallas and I watched from afar.

Soon after, we saw Ashton struggling but he managed to get that tiny green spade from Roy. He reached out his hands to us, asking for help but we could do nothing about it as both of us are practically not good swimmers.

For more pictures of this event, please proceed to http://icyboy85special.multiply.com

Signing Off,
Shah Rizal Isaac

What?

Oh, come on! Shut up! My photobucket bandwidth exceeded again? I should have heeded Zhi Yang's advice by uploading my pictures at Hello.com.

Damn!

Not to worry. Pictures of my birthday chalet will be posted up real soon, I promise. As for today, I am going to download the Hello program and upload my pictures there.

I am so tired after the Sentosa trip with my friends and meeting Zeke afterward at Cineleisure with my only wet boxers and shorts and tee-shirts and then proceeding to Plaza Singapura for a movie (Ghost Train) with my parents and sister.

What a day.

Practically, Dallas was bombarded with a not-so good news yesterday night and we had to accompany him on the phone throughout the night as he was feeling depressed.

I have eye bags already. I need to recuperate my lost energy. I need to rejuvenate myself.

Ah! Let me do this quiz first...

Congratulations Shah Rizal Isaac, you are...

mr brown of www.mrbrown.com

Like that ad for Toys 'R Us, you are that kid who doesn't want to grow up. Except you do. And now you're just a big overgrown kid who doesn't want grow up. You have a warped yet addictive sense of humour. It takes skills to poke fun at serious things and you have no problems doing that. Your peers look up to you and yet you're humble about everything. You are an infantile.

Which Singaporean Blogger Are You?

Dead,
Shah Rizal Isaac

Avril's Concert, Pulau Ubin And Me!

While deleting all the unnecessary files and folders from my laptop, I came across certain pictures that I took a few months back and pondered why did I know see them and post on my blog.



I came across a rude receptionist while purchasing the pair of tickets from sistic at Millenia Walk. As a customer, should I have no rights to ask as many questions to regards of the concert?



We went for the Avril Lavigne's Bonez tour concert. Since it was my other half's birthday, the tickets were on me!



I wanted to buy the front seats but all of them were snapped up so we had to go for the second best seats. It was pretty close to the stage though. It was $154 for both tickets but I didn't really mind forking out for my other half's birthday.

Avril Lavigne was however late for an hour but we soon dismissed her fault for the flawless performance she performed.

As I mentioned on my previous entry, my handphone memory card is corrupted. Thus, all the pictures I taken for the past one week are gone!

Yesterday, Roy, Dallas, Ashton and I went to Pulau Ubin and had lots of fun there.





However, the pictures that I took are all gone. these were the two remaining pictures that I'd saved under my phone memory.

And a few pictures of me taken when I was in school.







I like my hair style. It's so beckham-ish!

Signing Off,
Shah Rizal Isaac

No!!!

My bloody handphone memory card is corrupted!! What the hell?! All the pictures that I'd taken! - Gone!

This can't be! It's not true! I shall insert my memory card into another handphone and probably it will work.

Yeah~ That's right. That should do the work!

PLEASE LET MY MEMORY CARD WORK! ALL MY PHOTOS ARE IN THERE. SOME WERE MEMORABLE.

Don't do this to me!

Chi Ko Pek Uncle! (Perverted Uncle)

I swore if I ever come across such perverted people again, I will grab their arms and twists them around or use my fishing rod as my shield or thrust it to their face.

While I was enjoying listening to my Ayumi Hamasaki's music in the bus, an uncle around mid 40s sat next to me. He began to ask me questions like where I was from and what was I doing with the fishing rod that I was carrying with me.

I rolled my eyes and responded his questions with monotonous answers. He then made another approach to me by asking where I resides and what do I usually do during my freetime.

I was getting irritated but nevertheless, I answered him.

Seconds later, he stretched out his hand towards me and said, "Hi, I'm David."

I looked at him in bewilderment. What the heck was he trying to do, I thought. Of course, I shook his name and told him my name.

Then I took out my handphone from my pocket to message my friend for the outing we'd planned for the next day but that perverted uncle probed in to ask more questions.

He saw my background picture for my handphone (Ayumi Hamasaki) and asked if I was interested in J-Pop and anime. I reluctantly nodded my head.

I know some of you might find me stupid as I should not even have replied him in the first place. My bad.

Then, he started asking if I used bit torrent program to download anime and songs and even asked me whether I supported or was against piracy. How lame could it get.

He knew I was getting irritated but he refused to go away. He then went back to asking me where I usually fish and insisted that fishing at night would be much more better than in the morning or afternoon.

I was about to swing the fishing rod to him! Damn him! can't he stop talking and go away! Unfortunately, that was not the end. He wanted to exchange contact number with me so that if I ever go fishing again, he requested me to ask him along.

FAT HOPE!

The bus stop at it's terminal and I slowly progressed my way out of the bus. The bloody uncle pulled my bag and requested me to give my number to him again.

I said, "Let go or you'll be sorry!"

"Please... I won't SMS you." he said.

Then what for do you want my number? To have phonesex?!

In a strange twist of event, I shouted out loud like a crazy man and thrust my fishing rod to his hands. The bus driver and an old lady looked at us, terrified.

I grabbed my stuffs and alighted from the bus. I thought it was over.

He followed me all the way to the market but I managed to shake him off but using the other exit.

I'm so pissed.

Signing Off,
Shah Rizal Isaac

A Day Of Laughters!

Uncanny resemblance...



Then we decided to dress up Harry Potter...



Now he look much more better with the sling bag and cap!

Zeke went bonkers and rode in a toddle's play car.




We decided to stack up on one another.



My godbrother was already showing expression of pain on his face while Roy begged Ashton and I to get off from him.

Later on, we went window shopping. Unaware, Roy and Dallas approached a mannequin who was doing her shopping. Roy examined her shopping bag while Dallas was looking at her breast intensely.



He clasped his hands together and wished for big breasts like hers.

Signing Off,
Shah Rizal Isaac

Railway & Sidewalk Photoshoot













For more pictures of the Railway and Sidewalk Photos, please proceed to http://icyboy85.multiply.com

Signing Off,
Shah Rizal Isaac

Fishing Catastrophe

Yesterday, I met up with Dallas and Ashton at Rivervale Plaza and proceeded to Buangkok Green to buy our fishing equipments and baits. We had lunch before making our way to Punggol End.

I was impressed with Dallas who caught one small fish on his first attempt. I caught about four small fishes. As it was scorching hot and there were no shelters, we decided to change our fishing location to Punggol Park where there were seats, shelters and a nearby shop to buy food.

There were no fishes at all there or should I say we had not strategically fished at the location where there are many fishes.

I became lethargic by the hours and decided to take a short rest. Without realizing Dalla's handphone was somewhere near, I sat down and accidentally sent his handphone flying into the pond.

(Pictures courtesy of Ashton)







Of course I had to go down and retrieve it back after several attempts of netting it did not work. I felt so disgusted and dirty. The yellow water was about my shoulder length. Everybody was looking and cheering me on.

An Indian man jumped in and helped too. In the end, the Indian man found it. I was flabbergasted as I was in there for more than fifteen minutes but the man only spent three minutes and he found the handphone.

My tee shirt, shorts and brief were soaked with the dirty water. I shivered. Ashton went home to get me new clothes.

Afterward, we packed and went for dinner.

Signing off,
Shah Rizal Isaac

Birthday Entries

Since my entry on my birthday chalet will not be up anytime soon, I suggest you to visit this blogs on written entries to regards of my birthday chalet.

http://sub-raudah.blogs.friendster.com/read_up_shut_upits_myself/

Excerpt:

As i walk in looking out for his chalet suddenly out of the blue moon someone call my name "Raudah".Then i saw it was rizal..Ahha!He was with collar long sleeve and jeans.Very casual smart indeed..

Then the moment im waiting for, the birthday cake.Yum!! My favourite! That is my only intention there.After the celebration my mind so evil to sabotage him. I pour in chilli sauce, cake, hash brown and blue coral drink all mix together.

It was really gross!I almost feel like vomiting..Errk!!Then the time has come to throw towards him but then suddenly one of his friend says to me to pity him.I see his innocent look, i give face.In my heart im not content so i pretend to make myself a drink pouring 3/4 of rose syrup in a cup and a little bit of blue coral and call him because i wanted to go back home..

After saying good bye i pour onto his head and it drip all the way into his shirt..Quickly i rush out with my bag and my shoes worried if he were to seek revenge..AhahA!!

Honestly, that is what we call happening..But i must say he is a good entertainer and an easy going person.Even with so many people, he still make up time to mix with every body and we felt so belong. = )

http://fiknetic.blogspot.com

Excerpt:

Isaac celebrating his birthday this year at Costa Sand's chalet...i went there yesterday with nadiah..It was a gd time spent even though its not tt long...nice food,the XBOX...haha!! wat a way to spend the evening :)

http://freezinheart.blogspot.com/

Excerpt:

Meowsh! Haha...jus come back frm chalet nia>.<....tired...play games for the whole nite thru....lol....was very crazy la...lol...sch...haiz...sian sia....so boring de lor...haiz...hw piling...coz i lazy to do>.<....bleh...serve me rite>.<....so tiring sia...whole week deprived of sleep....hahaha....haiz.

http://flangevalve.blogspot.com

Excerpt:

After slicing the cake, Rizal was quickly bombarded by pelts of mashed cakes followed by a heavy dosage of whipped cream. My hearing was blunt, but I chuckled as he moaned, "Oh no, my $60 shirt! Ruined!"

And then he slipped into the bathroom whilst I noticed Radiah, C.Y, Jessica, Roy and Dallas jumping atop the bed with a mysterious stranger popping out.

Signing Off,
Shah Rizal Isaac

The Ultimate Kiss

We could not resist each other's charms. I placed my hand on the back of Roy's head and gently brought it forward to my face. We were ready to kiss.



Me: I am going to tongue you too, baby!

Roy: Bring it on!



No!!!!!!!! shouted Zeke.

He was so upset at the sight of us kissing that he sat at one corner and began to cry.

Zeke: How can you do this to me, Roy?!

Abruptly, he got up and ran away from us. He ran past a huge crowd and slide his way down the travellator.



Zeke reminensced the past.

He remembered the good times he had spent with Roy.

The time when Roy slept on his shoulder...



The time when Zeke said I love you to Roy...



The time when Roy decided to kill Zeke for not having sex with him...



The time when Zeke sat on Roy and Roy licking his neck...



I shall eliminate Zeke! There is only room for 1 of us!

Resident Evil Part IV

It was a great afternoon, and we were in the midst of shopping around Orchard when suddenly, a wild troupe of drunken people began stumbling towards us. Thinking they were nothing more than a bunch of idiots, we decided to simply bypass them, as they were blocking our route to the infamous Raffles City.

Suddenly, a peiercing scream pierced the air and we were shocked to see another drunk biting someone's neck. As blood gushed out, several more 'drunks' began pushing their way through the crowd, the smell of blood exciting their very senses.

"Cannibals!" Declared Roy and Dallas, horrified.
"Mental patients!" Whispered Greg and Zeke together.

Their peeling skin, milky white eyballs, ravenous appetite for human flesh and razor shapr teeth made it obvious who they were.

"Zombies." Rizal and Ashton droned monotonously, rolling our eyes. We had seen and played enough games to know how they behaved and looked like.

With quick wits and decision-making, we immediately sought help from a local bus driver. He agreed to drive us to Changi Airport.



Gathering the remaining survivors, we boarded the vintage wooden bus and trundled off. Hope was clearly inscribed on our faces as we stared at the vast amounts of zombies on the street, murdering hordes of people. At least at Changi Airport, we could board a plane and escape from Singapore.

However, our hopes were soon dashed when we heard the driver screeching. "Shoot! A zombie! It got in, and -" the bus swerved right into a building and we passed out.

"Uhhh..." Mumbled Ashton as he opened his eyes (Only Ashton passed out). Struggling to get up, he focused his sight and realized he was in Millenia Walk. The sound of the glass door sliding open alerted him to the possiblity of a zombie entering the premises. Thus, when he whirled around, he was relieved to see Roy, Dallas, Greg, Zeke and i wandering in.

Roy was armed with 2 poles, Dallas - taser, Greg - broomstick, Zeke - branch, Me - pesticide spray. Roy handed a pole to Ashton.

Roy then explained to Ashton what had happened,...

The bus crashed into Millenia Walk & Ashton & Zeke fainted. I managed to get a pesticide spray from inside the bus & chased the zombies out. Then, Roy got two poles to fight the zombies together with Dallas who uses a taser (stun gun) he got from the underneath of the bus. Greg used a broomstick he found near the toilet of Millenia Walk.

When Zeke had awakened, they fled out o the bus carrying fainted Ashton. While the others fought the mercilessly battle, Zeke found a very huge branch that he carries as a weapon.

As the zombies one by one die (althought they're already dead), Roy went bonkers & rode on a seahorse...



So, Zeke got to piggy-back Roy away from the juvenile play-tool...



Greg broke down after he was being cornered by zombies.



But Roy and Dallas managed to fend those zombies off. And gave him a sum of money along with a kick for his bravery.



Suddenly, we heard the sounds of helicopters hovering ahead along with screams of, "If there are any survivors, please come atop the Westin Hotel and we'll rescue you!"

Upon hearing that, we immediately sprinted over to Westin Hotel and boarded the lift in a rush.

While on the way up, Roy and Dallas sat down to think of ingenius plans.



The elevator abruptly halted and the door opened. The buttons were malfunctions already. We went out, wary of incoming zombies. We ran along the corridors and went up the flight of stairs.

We were only at the 61th floor but I was already out of breath. We have to reach the top as soon as possible, I thought.

Footsteps were heard from floors below us. We peered down and saw zombies climbing their way up.

Greg, Dallas and Roy looked up, wondering whether there are zombies. We were only 4 floors away before getting to safe point.

But Roy and Zeke grew tired. They rested on the surgery table to recuperate their lost energy.

Zeke could not confine his emotions any longer. He was afraid that he might not have the chance to say the words he longed to say to Roy.

Zeke: Roy, I have something to tell you..

Roy: What is it, Zeke?

And both of them looked at each other so passionately.

Zeke: I...

"Run!" shouted Ashton.

The zombies had catched up with us. We wasted no time and ran as fast as we could to the top floor.

We whizzed past a restaurant before exiting the hotel to the top floor.

After reaching the top floor, we were whisked away in a helicopter and off to safety!

Signing Off,
Shah Rizal Isaac