The Bridge And It's Magnificant Sight

We then left the place and travelled to our next destination. During the journey, I closed my eyes and whispered to myself, "13 days has already passed."

The wind gently brushed on my face.

Then the vehicle came to an abrupt halt, "Wake up! We're here already," shouted one of my friends.

There, we saw a bridge. Most were reluctant to go to that bridge because we have to pay for each visit. I checked the price and realized it was freaking cheap, "50 cents only". I wondered why most wouldn't want to even pay that slightest amount of money to get to see magnificant views.

Ah, the bridge.

Isn't it magificant? I wouldn't mind paying more.

The water is so clean and clear.

I look fat in this photo. Darn. I'm fat. FAT FAT!

Junhao and I.

Group photo. Splendid.

I was famished. I proceeded to a nearby stall to see what food they might be selling. I saw alot of people crowding this particular stall.

I was thirsty too. Azhar who was standing in front of me was holding a Ice Lemon Tea drink in his hands. Right, drink. Strike conversation with him. A few sentences. Then get drink.

Azhar, "You think I don't know is it? You want my drink right?"

Fuck, he discovered my scheming plot.

Looks delicious. 70NT. Freaking oily. Nah.

Okay, Ping Sheng looked like a retard in this photo. Haha!

The Southern Part Of Taiwan

The long-winded passageway led us to the most Southern Part of Taiwan. I stopped, I shouted but nothing seems to be coming out from my mouth. I couldn't hear my shoutings. I took a step forward. I realized. I realized we were there; the Southern Part of Taiwan.

It was worth the long walk.

It was like wanting to have hot sex.

The sounds of the crashing waves were melodious to my ears. I closed my eyes and felt the wind blowing against my face, ruffling my hair. Wait, I don't have hair.

See, we're really at the southern tip of Taiwan. That's the monument to prove that we're there.

We're so happy that we thought we could do a threesome.

Er, ...

I must have a photo of myself, ALONE with the beautiful background.

Fabulous Scenic Places In Taiwan

Before I made the stop to Kenting, I went to explore the other fabulous places in the southern part of Taiwan. I want to see all the magnificant sceneries. I don't want my trip to be all about shopping and eating, I want to see the beautiful sights of Taiwan.

I always humor myself to sleep so when my friend, Bob, who was sleeping beside me heard all the corny jokes I told to myself, he said, "You're not very funny..."

Don't ask where we took this photo at. Bob's on the extreme left, followed by me, and Junhao and Hafiz and Chan.

The photo above's too serious. We took a candid one.

We arrived and the moment I stepped out of the vehicle, Junhao, Tianci and I went straight to take photos at scenic places. While the rest went to eat and shop, we three pushed on to scenic places to take photos.

Breathtaking! I nearly had an orgasm.

It would be incomplete without having me in the photo. I took with Tianci.

Beautiful people and it's beautiful scenic background.

"No, I am beautiful and youre not," exclaimed Junhao.

Hahahaha!

I made a short pit-stop at a nearyby shop to play the machine. The doraemon is freaking nice, and I thought I could try my luck to get it.

Ah, I look fat from my back view.

After many tries, I gave up and bought a lollipop instead.

Then, we proceeded to the next scenic place. It was rather far away; we had to walk at the long-winded road.

And we walked through this small passageway. It was a long walk but what we saw was simply orgasmic.

Condom; Different Packaging

I was in Taiwan recently and I saw many things there you can't find in Singapore including the different packaging of condoms and their clothes and food and pack of cigarettes.

I was at the airport, going back to Singapore, and abruptly I realize that a pack of condom was placed in my jeans. Oh my god, will the security officer chek and ask, "How come got condom in your pocket?"

"To use for the flight... you know... with the air stewardess."

Nice packaging leh and weird name, "JELLTOP". I wonder if the condom quality there are better of those in Singapore. Looks like I have to TRY it to know.

What's this?

Ah, it's a pack of cigarette. It's from Taiwan. Not mine, I don't smoke. My friend, Harziyan asked me to bring this back for him.

Filing Through The Odds

We settled down almost as immediately. I unpacked my stuffs and settled down to my small space. It was hectic. It was crazy. But admist all this, we manage to have some romance and craziness!

There were porn everywhere in Taiwan; the television, the magazines, the streets and many more.

My friend, Zainul wanted so badly to appear on the cover of a porn magazine so he resorted to posing for a porn kind of look photo and asked me to publish it here.

Anyone want to make him a porn star?

You see that book in their hands? That's porn!

Don't they resemble one another?

The Departure

It was nasty for me and many others because one month in Taiwan would be heart-wrenching for many as we would have to leave our love ones behind. Sadness engulfed me almost as immediately when I reached the airport.

I will miss my family, my best friends, my significant others and my blog.

I prepared my things and was ready to set off for Taiwan. I was a little frightened to be in a foreign land not knowing the culture there.

My sister was set to send me off to the airport this time round. She wasn't there for my trip to Brunei so I was pretty happy that she took some time off to send me off.

The one person I would miss so dearly would be my grandmama. She's my everything. From young, she was always there for me. She's very supportive of me in everything I do. She cares for me more than everyone else.

The one person I will never let go; my grandmama.

My dad is very big-built as to compared to me. I'm fat.

And my sister looks more trendier than me. I look like a loser with a wrong fashion statement.

My mum look so red. For good luck?

Cam whores!

I'm so going to miss home. I'm so going to miss my bed and my computer and everything in my possession.

My grandmama is too fragile to move around. My sister, mum and dad were the only ones to send me to the airport. I told my friends not to send me off or else it will be harder for me to let go for the next few weeks.

Fabian and my best buddy, Jusheng.

I was standing next to Ping Sheng when I abruptly saw my mum taking out my camera out from her bag and getting ready to snap my photo. I placed my hand on Ping Sheng's shoulder and turned him to face the camera.

Was that a forced smile from him? Oh, looks like someone's posing for the camera too from the back.

Blur but still radical.

Celestial Bath

My loving mum knocked on my toilet door and passed me a bag full of flower petals. "When you bath, put these flowers into the bucket fill with water. Then bath with it. It's for purification." It was kinda weird at first but I thought it was really cool to bath with water and flowers.

Lovely, I bathed for one hour just to get myself purified. I'm holy now.

I onced said to my friend, Wei Siong, "Oh my god, why so tough ah the trainings. HOLY SHIT."

Wei Siong stared at me, "Since when shit was ever holy?"

"Purify myself, purify myself. get rid of the sins I've done." I chanted. Okay, this sounded so corny.

Repeat this after me, 'I am purified.'

Back With A Big Bang

After one month in Taiwan, I'm finally back. I brought little cash so my expenditure was minimal. I wanted so badly to buy bags, shoes, jeans, and kinky underwears but the amount I brought could only buy a few things. Curses.

I had lots of fun. It was like having to eat chocolate and at the same time having multiple orgasm. It was a total different thing for me. And seriously, comparing the women here and those in Taiwan, women there have flawless faces, - I mean - those I came across. Even my tour guide looks so pretty even without make-up on.

The way they dress themselves are unique while here you see repetitive and same styles wore by many. But hey, all these can be improved on.

The happiest thing now is that I am back!

All those chaos at the airport, I managed to settle everything by 4 in the morning. Can you picture me carrying and dragging one big duffel bag and a luggage with me. It was a drag.

I want to eat Nasi Lemak, Laksa, and all those local delicacies. You know what? they sell freaking roti pratas there! My camera went flat on me and the worst thing that could ever happen to me was not bringing the camera's battery charger.

I bought alot of presents!

I took the photo at my hotel room at Taipei. The presents are mostly for my family members.

Evil twin, "Ours leh?"

That time I bought presents from Brunei for you guys, you guys don't want what!"

I tried to 'smuggle' cigarettes from Taiwan back to Singapore and it was a success. At first I was scared shit. Bloody friends want me to smuggle for them.

I was like, "Fuck you, no way."

Harziyan, "Come on, just one pack."

"And if I get caught?" I asked. "What would you do?"

Harziyan, "then your problem la, ha ha!"

"Harziyan, you are not funny..."

Anyway, I'm back!

Now, welcome me back or I might just smack you with my huge dick!

Hail the new Issac!

P/S: Send me my photos at icyboy85@gmail.com. Correction, send me all the photos we took in Taiwan, okay? I'll blog more later.

No Recognition For A Job Well Done

I was flabbergasted knowing that I didn't get any recognition for my job well done. I was certainly more upset when I came to know that people whom I think did not deserve the recognition was placed in the running.

Indeed it was a turmoil when I know I wasn't even in the running. Why?

Somehow I felt I was not being treated fairly as it may seems. I, of course, do not want myself to be recognised but at least I sure deserve some recognition.

I certainly think that there was 'biasity' played in choosing the placings of getting the awards. Bloody them. I believed that I've done my best and for all I care the receipients sucks.

I shall say no further.

Pathetic. So pathetic.

Weakening Entries

My entries has either been really short or really dumb. I'm not lazy. In a few days time, I will be back in Singapore and I expext a big welcoming from you guys.

I swear I will blog longer entries and smarter ones instead.

I will have to be on a movie marathon soon.

I want to watch Spiderman and Kristen Dunst fits the role of Mary-Jane!

Take Back My Words

Katherine Mcphee isn't all that bad. I take back my words about me saying Katherine Mcphee sucks big time. She has a good voice and has great talent.

I concluded she was bad when I saw her CD cover. She looked like a whore. If only she did not have that cover. And after listening to her song, 'Over it', I thought she oculd have sang a better song and showed her vocals but she did not.

A pity. a voice like hers should be full used and displayed.

All About Sex

I miss SEX !

SEX! SEX! SEX!

They say they want orgy. I say yes!

Halfway Through

I'm halfway there, just two more weeks to go. Kampate!

I know I can do it. I'm constantly thinking of my family, my significant other and my best friend, Jaishree.

There's no way I'm going to lose now.

I love every single one of you. Muacks!

Anticipating Resident Evil 3

One was the start, the second was the beginning and this will be the ending.

Resident Evil 3

Dumb Me

I thought what would be a better way to be a dumber me.

Try poking chopsticks into your nostrils.