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Sunday, December 26, 2004

Black Santa Claus



A week before Christmas, I was shopping at Heartland Mall with Ashy when suddenly we discovered something strange, something that caught our eyes.



Across us was someone who looked like Santa Claus but the only difference between the real Santa and him was that he was black and he does not really has a face.



We advanced to him from behind and took some shots of him bullying the kids.







Black Santa: Go away kid! I don't have any presents for you. You have been bad this year. Go! Shoo.



The kid with the cap: I want my presents!



Black Santa: Shut up and get lost!



The kid with the cap: You're not the real Santa! You're a fake!



Black Santa: DOH!



The Kid's Mum: *Covered her mouth in disbelieves*

The kid started to cry so loudly that he attracted the attention of the passer-bys. Afraid, Santa decided to give in and had to use his own pocket money to buy the bloody gifts for the kid.

Black Santa: Alright! Shut up or I won't give you any presents.

The kid with the cap: Yay! Presents!

Black Santa: *Murmering to himself* Bloody kid!

Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

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