Yesterday when I was walking back home from work, I felt something was amissed. I was waiting at the traffic light when abruptly someone tapped my shoulder from behind. I went into my self-defense mode.
There stood a lady in front of me. She looked awkward.
The first thing that came across my mind was, "Is she a guy or or a lady?!"
My question was answered when she asked me, "YOU GOT LIGHTER?" in a manly voice.
I said no and turned away from her.
I quickly crossed the road.
I stopped, looked behind and shouted, "You TRANNY!"
Then I ran away. I grinned.
I looked behind and saw the tranny chasing after me, just an arm apart from me.
I shouted, "Go away! Go away!"
She shouted, "You little whore!"
"I am sorry. I won't do that again!" I shouted back at her.
The traffic light flickered green.
Oh. I was actually imagining. It wasn't real.
I crossed the road.
