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Sunday, June 6, 2004

I Disagree With The Following Email I've Received



Disclaimer: Those in blue are my sets of opinions. Sorry Girls, but this is how it should be.



The Email:



* HOW A GUY SHOULD TREAT GIRLS *

The title is very inappropriate.



1. Guys should always be CLEAN.. Girls hate guys who r dirty.

We are not barbaric, we are clean. Sometimes girls tends to be messy too, therefore guys hate girls who r messy and tidy. EG: Some girls couldn't even comb their hair neatly and they tend to give excuses such as 'bad hair day' to their BFs.



2. Guys should ALWAYS look Presentable and Neat.

As I already mentioned above and girls doesn't always wear aprropriately to the event. They are not always neat and presentable. EG: I have a girlfriend once and she often wears sandal and even casual clothings even to important occasions.



3. Guys should NEVER wear Slippers when out wif a girl.

Let alone guys, but most of the girls are the same, like I've mentioned above.



4. Guys should ALWAYS sent the girl home. Most of all GF.

ALWAYS? NO. We are no slaves. Girls should be independent. Guys hate girls that always depend on others.



5. Guys should NEVER make a Girl WAIT.

We're equal. Don't expect guys to be forgiving when she's late for more than an hour or so?



6. Guys should NEVER make empty promises. The girl will NEVER forget that u NEVER keep ur promises.

Girls are no different from us. We will also never forget that u NEVER keep ur promises.



7. Guys should Learn to wear Jeans. Its more presentable. Dun go around town wearing "Bermudas" or watever u call it manz..

Girls shouldn't wear jeans, they look tomboyish! Stick to skirts. *Winks*



8. Guys should ALWAYS pay for the girl when out on a date. EVEN when ya not the girl's BF. Its onli the basic.

DON'T be silly/stupid. Girls have jobs. They should pay for themselves We, guys, are not your ATM machine. If this is the case, I feel that girls are useless.



9. Guys should be MORE sensitive to a girl's feelings.

Bleah~ Then what about Guys? This question is so senseless.



10. Guys should NEVER neglect their GF just becoz of their buddies.

Girls often go out with their 'sisters' for shopping that they even tend to neglect their BFs, especially during the Great Singapore Sales.



11. Guys should ALWAYS BE THERE for their GF.

You think we got no life of our own?



12. Guys should NEVER LIE, coz Girls r SMART these days.

Girls are dumbass, sometimes they couldn't even realise that thy've been cheated. So how smart could they be?



13. Guys should ALWAYS be the BEST in everything, so that the Girl can learn from u.

Yet DUn be tOoo Arrogant.

I have to agree. Girls are useless. We are always best in everything. You all should learn from us.



14. Guys should be MORE Patient and Understanding when its the "time of the MOnth" for the Girls. They tend to haf MOOD SwIngs.

Bleah~



15. Guys should Never always think about Sex.

Girls shouldn't seduce us and besides, girls are more hornier that guys and MOST OF THEM often sleeps around.



16. Guys should learn how to SHOW more AFFECTION to their Love ones..

Har! Girls are worst!



17. Guys should ALWAYS take the FIRST STep..

Girls; lazy.



18. Guys should MAKE DECISIONS... Not say " dunno lar" or "anithing larz". Girls like guys

who can make decisions, whether is where to eat or go or do.

Girls do not have mind-sets of their own, that's why we make fecisions for them.



19. Guys should Try to send their GF home from sch or work if they haf the time despite the

distance.. Besides SG isn't very big..

Refer to Qs 4.



20. Guys should learn NOT to be toooo Messy in the things they do..

Refer to Qs 1.



21. Guys should learn to call and sms their GF ani time of the day/nite. Basically give their GF

the sense of SECURITY, tts wat girls want most from their BFs..

Girls sometimes should make the first move and do the sms-ing and calling if not how will we ever know you LOVE us?



22. Guys should try to let their GF know where and wat their doing all the time, SO should

their Girl.

Girls, dont be possesive. Guys must have their own freedoms. Would you be happy if we keep tap of you every now and then? By doing so, you do not trust you BFs.



23. Guys should NEVER Flirt around too Much.SG is too small.. Everyone would know that ya a

jErk.. Girls can gossip quite alot..

Girls are bitches, they flirt around with their bosses. Yeah, girls gossip quite alot. Tsk Tsk. Gossip mongers!



24. Guys should learn to be more Passionate..

Girls are asses in relationships. They are not even romantic,let alone being passionate.



25. Guys should be SMART, Quickwilled and STRONGWILLED..

This is the only sentence I agreed upon. Of course we should be SMART, quickwilled and STRONGWILLED coz girls don't possessed this qualitis which make them seconda best. We're always first!



26. Real Guys DO CRY, they haf feelings too. But dun CRY to Often, Coz its NOT very manly..

Besides ya be known as a WIMP..

GIRLS ARE SUCH A CRY BABY. Just something so minor, they would cry. EG: Sad drama, cry. Kitten die, cry. Make-up melt, cry.



27. Guys should KNOW their GF likes and dislikes..

Girls should KNOW their BF likes and dislikes..



28. Guys should know their GF contact NumberSSsss by Heart...

Girls have short-term memories that they often forget about EVYERYTHING, let alone remembering their BF contact numbers by Heart. Ruthless!



29. Guys should never give excuses like :

Girls should never give excuses like :



SOrry I fell asleep..

SOrry, I have such a terrible bad hair day, that I've decided not to meet you.



Sorry I was caught in a jam..

SOrry, my mum wanted me to accompany her to the market...



Sorry my hp went Low..

I OFF my HP



Opps.. I didn't know that..

Yeah, I know, I'm stupid...OR I can't really be bothered.



Oh i forgot...

Oh really? Gosh, I ate too much and I became fat and wanted to go for slimming programmes that I've clean forgotten... OR I have short memory.



30. Guys should Never use phrases like



ya not angry r u? (when its OBVIOUSLY she is..)



I dun like it.. ( when u haven't even try )



I dun like them ( when u haven't even met them )



You know what? You girls are the ONES that often whine and disagree.



31. Guys should always TRY new things and learn to adapt..

We always try new things and learn to adapt? How about girls. When they're to adapt to new things, they would whine and whine, 'no don't want...very difficult..cannot lah .. i can't adapt.' Stop the whinings! It's irritating.



32. Guys should ALWAYS make a good impression on the Girl's Parents..

Girls should ALWAYS make a good impression on the Guy's parents.. Sometimes they behave like a bitch in front of them.



33. Guys should know how to make their GF happy..

Girls MUST know how to please guys so that we can make you happy.



34. Guys should NEVER be GAYS...

Girls should NEVER be LESBIANS...



35. Guys should be DARING to meet ani of their GF's friends, relatives.. blah blah...

We are always daring. As for girls, 'don't want...I am scared...I am scared they don't like me... *rolls eyes*



36. Guys should never make their GF to beg for them to do this or that..

We don't beg. We COMMAND! Refer QS 4, we're not slaves. If you treat us like one, then we're no different from you. We will treat you as one too.



37. Guy should Learn to behave themselves at times..

Girls nowadays are so wild. Please be more respectful towards yourself.



38. Guys should be Fun, Talkative, Outgoing.. etc..

Girls always keep quiet ALMOST all the time. Might as well be deaf.



39. Guys should Never force their GF to do anithing they dun want..

And how about girls?



40. Guys should always FEEL like a girl when guys r wif their GF.. Girls like guys who can be their best friend too.. Understanding.. etc..

We are not sissies. Girls should Feel like Guys too so that we can bully you around. HaHa.



41. Guys should always talk to their GF about their made-decisions.. and ask how to feel about

it..

It is really not neccesary to tell them on EVERYTHING. Don't girls like independent guys? {AS YOU GIRLS MENTIONED ABOVE)



42. Guys should NEVER always expect a GIRL to tell them WAT THEY DID WRONG.. when EVERYTHING

was WRONG...

Girls make mistakes too but guys always takes the blame.



43. Guys should NEVER be Ignorant!

Oh please...bleah!



If you dont agree with what I've said, reply me back!

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