Fire Everywhere But...



The fire is engulfing the police cruiser.

But hey! People! Stop looking and start helping to put out the fire!







Nobody listened. They just watched.



And it became terrible. The fire spread so wildly.







Rescuers tried their best to pull out all that were trapped in their cars. There was still hope.



The survivors: Telling people that they were really mad (Look at their eyes; evil)



Shouldn't you people be at the hospital instead of taking pictures?







They were stubborn.



Look at this man. He's seriously wounded but he just wanted alittle bit of fame.



The injured man: Hey, I'm ok! Look, I'm invincible. Nothing can hurt me.







Are these people insane or am I hallucinating?



Wait...

































What's this?







Alice?



















Very familiar....























Isn't that Milla Jovovich?













Ah now I get it.

































Resident Evil: Apocalypse is coming soon to a theater near you...





Signing off,

Shah Rizal

Truth



What is the truth? This is a question oftentimes asked, yet rarely answered. The first step in the question for truth is to figure out what truth is, and if any pure form exists at all.



Many have said 'all truth is relative', but this is a self-defeating statement. What good is proclaiming as 'an absoloute truth' that there is no absolute truth and all is relative.



Whatever the case is, this prevarication of the truth is driving me insane. If you desire for truth it should drive you crazy too. Do you enjoy being lied to or told partial truths? If there's one thing I hate, it's being lied to. Has thi ever happened to any of you?



Girlfriend/Boyfriend says- I am just friends with that other person.

Girlfriend/boyfriend truthfully means- I am cheating on you with him/her and don't want you to know about it.



Being lied to is just another form of being used. A person thinks that you're too dumb to figure the truth out and wants to manipulate you to suit his/her/their wants. Just the thought of being lied to makes me a little hot under the collar.



I am not innocent of lying, because I am not perfect and that is one thing imperfect people do. Don't get me wrong -I have not lied in any portion of this site- I make a conscious effort to tell the truth every time I communicate with another.



Signing Off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Wrong Turn



Cindy: Eh, we're lost! DAMN IT! WHERE'S THE SHOP! I'm tired of walking already!



Her voice boomed.



Me: *me grabbed her arms and slapped her* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! *and slapped her again* Stop whining. We will find our way there; we just have to use our common sense.



We continued walking at the 3rd floor of Far East Plaza, in search of the 77th Street shop. It seemed that we were walking in a complete circle; back to the spot that we were standing previously.



Me: DAMN! WHERE'S THE BLOODY SHOP!



Cindy: Shut your trap...You said we should use our common sense but yet it brings us to nowhere!



Me: Ok I was wrong but you're an ARSE for following what I've said.



Anger clouded her vision.



Cindy: Oh Why you little brat! Take this!



And she clawed my face. Everything was ruined. My face was scarred. Blood trickled down my cheeks. Why you....!



I dashed toward her and head-butt her on her stomach. I was like a mad bull running through the padi field looking for Michael Jackson's fake nose. I pinned her down and slapped her twice.



She retaliated and kicked me in the groin. I moaned in pain and fell backwards to the floor. Aaah! I glared at her in fury and got into my figthing position, ready to take her on! C`mon baby! Take me on!



Cindy: Why you!? Do you know who I ...



I slapped her silly before she could finish and pulled her loose skirt down.



Passer-bys stopped and looked at our direction. I stared at her intensely.



Me: Oh my! You're wearing a diaper!



She blushed and...



WAIT... we're really going off topic. Okay, anyway...



We just couldn't find that BLOODY SHOP. You get my point? We're tired, famished and frustrated. *Sigh*



So we stopped and asked for directions from people instead.



Me: *aprroached a middle age lady* Excuse me....



She turned around, her long rebonded hair slapped across my face. WHAT! NOT AGAIN!



Lady: Oh sorry young lad.



Me: Are you trying to be one of the dove girls or Michelle Chia in the Lux commercial? Coz your hair suck! Na ne na ne boo boo!



Lady: What!



Ok I'm sorry I just can't get enough of joking around .. hahaha



Me: Do you know how we can get to 77th street shop?



Lady: Oh the hip and trendy shop that is...



Me: Yeah yeah...Just tell us how we can get there.



Lady: *Stared in disbelief and may have thought, 'hey what a rude young lad you are.'



No! Of course I didn't say that.



Lady: You should make a left turn and then walk straight. You'll get there...



Me: Thank you so much. We're lost and we really..



Lady: Yeah Yeah.. stop whining.



Cindy and I left and followed her directions. We made a left turn and the walked straight. I know. I know We are like 'SUA GUs'.



Ah! Finally...



We've reached a dead end. WHAT! NO! The lady lied to us. Must be that I degraded her hair and she wanted revenged.



Oh forget it. We just exited ourselves from the shopping mall.



Signing off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban







5 Stars! The movie was absolutely stunning with its set of prodigious casts. I would love to watch this movie AGAIN! The script was gorgeously written and the plot was exquisite.



This is a much darker flick than the first two, and it's to its credit that it recognises the blooming adolescence of Harry and his chums. They're not kids anymore, and as such appear to have discovered a collective rebellious streak - indeed, "fighting back" is a strong-running theme throughout the movie.



But by far and away the most impressive thing about this is the special effects. Without being over-used, the visuals on display really push the boundaries and rank as the best I've seen.



The casts, Harry, Hermoine and Ron have really grown up. They're looking more matured and gorgeous looking.




Harry Potter. Don't you just wish he could be your toy boy?




Hermoine...Pretty and Elegant..




Ron...Er...Ok I change my mind. RON is not HANDSOME at all. Wrong judgement..



I've not read the book yet so I'm clueless of whether the movie did follow strictly to the book or some of the scenes had been altered.



Talking about that, some scenes were absolutely fabulous for example like the one whereby Hermoine used her pendant to rewind time toward the ending part of the movie - that really explains why she had been popping in classes so mysteriously.



I didn't really expect that. I'm amazed! It's really a twist.



Is it just possible that that TIME, as we know it, is really running backward and not forward? I've always wondered why it took billions of years before God plopped mankind upon the earth. I fully realize that 'genetic mutations' as we have come to understand them, require eons of minute changes until they makeup what we currently observe around us - including us. If this is and was God's plan, then so be it.



I can also live with that. Maybe genetic mutation is necessary for other unknown reasons. In my mind, certainly God Almighty is smart enough to construct mankind in a nanosecond. So, why is lengthy evolution important in the grand scheme of things? Maybe it has something to do with comparing God's time with ours.



Anyway, let's get back to the topic! Sorry for that INTERRUPTION! HAHAHA!



There alot of cool, AND I MEAN REALLY NEW COOL FEATURES added to the movie. How can I tell you here? It'll be such a spoiler. Go watch it! It's better than watching granny porn!



Signing off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

Fishing At Punggol End



Three days back...



It was definitely the most scorching day - the sun was blazing hot; beads of perspiration trickled down my forehead. DARN weather! But still, regardless of that, nothing, and I would repeat again, NOTHING would get in my way of FISHING!



But of course if it's a storm, I wouldn't want myself to get killed. I still have not accomplished certain things in life. OH screw me! Let's get back to the initial topic - Fishing at Punggol End.



I was elated that I was going there with someone special. Let's name that someone special, D. D, of course have a passion for fishing, like me. I couldn't be more excited.



We reach there at 2 and I swore that the weather had never been worst. I bought a few hooks at Hougang Green, big hooks to be precise. And I realised that I should get the smaller ones. DAMN! I'm so hare-brained!



I was deranged and began jumping up and down. And then I realised that I had acted like one loony guy craving for sushi and puking them at Lindsay's new boobs. D and I settled down at the huge rocks, placing all our stuffs there and started to take out all the neccesary equipements for fishing.



I began tying the strings to the hooks, ensuring that they are not loose. I'll be such a loser if the fishes ate my bait and swim away.



'SUCKER! Are you THAT BAD at fishing?! You can't even get me and I got free food FROM YOU! Give me MORE!'



*Snaps* Definitely not! I'm not going to embarass myself in front of D. I've got to catch a fish or two to prove that I'm worthy. Afterward, we were ready. Oh, we didn't have any fishing rods with us. Basically, we were using the simple technic. Just swing the strings high up and throw it into the air. And you will be speculating how far it will go. Silly eh?



I took a step forward and waited. I wont wait for more than a minute; I'm the impatient type of person. But each time I retrieved back the hook, my bait was gone. FAILED! ONE BIG X STAMPED ON MY HEAD.



I paused, and then leaned my body forwad. My left foot moved ahead just in time to keep myself from toppling, then my right took a step to compensate, and I was walking a few step forward.



D: Careful dear...



Me: What? I can't hear you!!! (I was far away from D who sat on the waterbreaker.)



D: Careful honey...



Me: WHAT?!! SPEAK LOUDER!



D: OI! YOU DEAF OR WHAT! I SAID BE CAREFUL LAH! OH FORGET IT! JUST FALL INTO THE WATER! (Just kidding. D didn't say that if not I will definitely punch D. No No. Kidding again. *winks*)



Me: Okay dear, i heard you.



I kept my head down and my legs moving in a determined stride until I reached the firm margin of tightly packed sand just above the tide line, and then advanced a few more tiny steps forward. The first few five steps were easy, the waves foaming around my ankles, then shins.



And then I threw the bait into the water again.



D: Honey, I think the hook is too big, you will not possibly hook the smaller fishes. And we should have brought along fishing rods instead of using the strings ONLY.



I felt dumb.



I moved back to dry area. Oh forget it, I won't be able to catch any fish. TRUE enough, I DIDN'T. SIGH!



D: Oh... don't be sad. (pecked a soft kiss on my cheek.) We'll try again another day but of course, we have to get the smaller hooks.



I smiled and kissed D at the lips.



You've brightened my day! Afterward, we had our dinner at a PRATA shop! Will blog more about that later! The pratas there are absolutely mouth-watering.



Signing off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

IRC Etiquettes



Your intro?



This is absolutely the wrong way to start off a conversation. You're dumb. You don't start a conversation with 'your intro?' and it's absolutely rude.



And even worst... others start it off with,



What are you seeking?



They wanted to act fast and to see if what they were seeking matched with theirs. Trying to be brilliant; skipping the introduction part and plunging into the 'what you seeking' part wont score you any points. Basically, they won't have to waste precious time if what they were seeking for did not tally up with the other party...



RUDE RUDE RUDE...



You should start the conversation by saying,



'Hello', 'Good day' etc...



And then...



'How are you?'



Being polite will EARN you bonus points as for the other chatter may have the mindset of thinking that you're a very POLITE and NICE person. Thus, he/she will continue having the conversation with you.



Amid of the conversation, THEN, you'll start asking for INTRODUCTION...



BUT...



since you're the one who started off the conversation, YOU SHOULD be the one introducing yourself first. It's not appropriate to asked the other party for her/his introduction FIRST for he/she may think that you're a RUDE person.



And do not ask SENSITIVE questions such as,



'Have you had sex before?'



'Are you a virgin?'



For sure you will know that he/she wants to have sex with you or MAYBE if you're the dumb one telling him/her you're a virgin, you have just brigthened up their day!



'Wow, I'm talking to a VIRGIN, her pussy/ his ass must still be FRESH! I JUST LOVE VIRGINS... I SHALL be the first one to take her/his virginity away! Yahooo..'







Now, do you get what I mean? Nasty, isn't it?





And some people even thought of exchanging contact numbers after a few lines?







NO!







You don't even know the person well and you could even think of exchanging contacts? DESPERATE is THE word to describe these kind of people. YOU DO NOT EVEN NEED TO THINK TWICE - THEY"RE PERVERT YEARNING FOR SEX. So just forget it. MOVE ON!



Chat with him/her for more than just a few lines and then you may CONSIDER exchanging E-MAIL ADDRESS or MSN ADDRESS. Chat with him/her for a few more times and if you think you already know the person good enough, THEN exchange your CONTACTS with the other party...



That seems fair!!!



Signing off,

Shah Rizal Isaac

The Pictures: At Sizzler and Chalet



Yeah, I took a long time to post up the pictures BUT my XP user account wasn't functioning for the last few days.



Anyway here they are.....



*****



At Sizzler



Dining there could be quite expensive BUT the foods are delicous. You guys should dine there one day.



I ordered Black Pepper Steak, soup and spaghetti...



Mmm...Yummy...You could even want to lick the plates clean. 




Ah! That's me trying to slice the steak into smaller pieces. 




A quick pose for the camera! 




That's Tommy and Michelle, my best buddies. Look at them~ so sweet. *Me clicked the camera ASAP and turned away, vomitted all over their food* 




Oh Oh! No! I'm sorry! I'll order another set of steak for you! 




But he refused so he settled with the soup instead. P/S: What he didn't know was I vomitted in his soup too. 




Why does the soup taste awful? I feel like puking... (Look at his face) LOL 




Anyway, we did enjoy ourselves at Sizzler. Just a reminder ~ bring extra cash with you!



*****



Erlina's Chalet



As usual, I was the last one to arrive at her chalet. Thank god, she was preoccupied with other things if not I will be getting tongue-lashing from her. We settled down for a while and then my friends gave me presents - my belated birthday presents! Thank you guys!



Devi and Rahila bought me a black Nike tee-shirt. It was really nice and the shirt fits me well.



Erna bought me a pair of yellow shades! Anyway, I've been receiving so many shades for my birthday. The yellow shades do look nice on me but there was a tiny scratch on its left frame. *Opps*



...



Devi, Rahila, Sua`ad, Salimie and Taufik posing for the camera! 




Afterwards, Erna and her sister went to the shop to collect the BBQ stuffs.



We knew what Erna was busy with. But these people claimed they were busy too.....Let me see...so basically now I know that they were busy... WALKING AROUND! 




A few minutes later, Erna and her sister returned.



Oh wait a minute! Did you all notice that one of my friends,Salime, is not in the picture.



Wondering of what he could be doing?



Let us take a look....



*Scanned around*



Oh! there he is! *Ahem!* Eh boy... trying to tackle her ah? Trying to whisper soft words to her? She doesn't even seems to be interested.. 




Failed to win her heart, he decided to commit suicide by wrapping that wire gauge around his face.. 




I SLAPPED his face, 'Hey! It's not the end! You can do it!'



And then...



he tried another attempt to impress her. *trying to get the fire started* 




An hour had passed but still no fire.



Everyone tried to help him including the girl of his dream. What a shame.. 




He felt defeated...



He became loony and decided to turn gay. That's his new boyfriend, Taufik. 




He was beyond hope. He meddled with the machines and destroyed everything there... 




Being able to cause a huge destruction...



he felt a sense of achievement and gave an arrogant smile, telling everyone, "Hey! IM THE BOSS HERE!" 




So we decided to leave the premises and head to the beach. Hopefully, he could regain his own self back.



But then..



...a fight broke out.



Far left: Sua`ad, "Oi! Not happy ah! Come ah fight with me! I not scared ah!"



Far right: Devi, "Oi not happy come ah! *paused and turned to Salimie* Smile what smile!"



And then Salimie said, "Hehe, Whats up doc?" 




Devi lost and decided to walk away. Sua`ad was smirking away, feeling great about herself. 




Salimie was smittened by her.



And...



..they decided to spend some time together at the beach, playing with the sand. 




I wanted to join them...





but instead...



Sua`ad raised her hand up and said, "talk to my hand." She's trying to act as a DIVA. 




I wasn't too happy about it and smacked her ass.



We decided to go back to the chalet.



Erna was still hoping that she could get the fire started but to no avail too.



So it was Rahila's turn to help them.



*Whoooooooosh*



A miracle happened and wha lah!



The fire blazed.  




But she turned crazy too. She was too hungry that she tried to eat a paper cup. 




We thought everything was over.



I took a pictture of Sua`ad and Devi but both of them weren't too happy.



They tried to smile but their smiles seemed so fake. 




I paid them each 50 bucks to pose and smile widely





but...



...they sat even further away. Look at the gap. 




HEY I JUST PAID BOTH OF YOU 50!



It was a very chaotic day but all's went well.



To view more of these pictures.. proceed to the BLOG link section on the right and click on MY PICTURES.



Signing off,

Shah Rizal Isaac