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Monday, January 2, 2006

DickHead!

Why does alcohol taste bitter and yet people drink them? How does a penguin fuck another penguin?

Isn't it disgusting to see a dog fuck a girl? It's called beasteality. One of my bunkmates watched that kind of porn! Eww! Does he get horny from watching it? *Rolls eyes* And he had watched a horse-fucking-a-girl and a boar-fucking-a-girl porn before.

*Vomit*

Weirdo he is.

I am amazed with myself for being able to communicate to two people who do not understand and speak even the basic english.

One Indian, the other chinese. Though I am a mix of chinese, I could hardly understand what my chinese friend would be talking about as for he talks in china ascent.

And as for the Indian, we would use sign language.

Only two months of knowing them, we had become close friends. You see... it's not that hard.

And I am growing fatter ever since I am posted to Nee Soon to become a combat medic!

I want to build back what I've lost; the six pecs.

Then by the time my birthday comes, it would be hardly impossible for me to lose the six pecs again if I start to train really hard from now.

Note the word, 'birthday' is in italic. You should know what I mean, ya? This coming 3rd June, I will turn 21. And it's really important and a must for me to celebrate it.

IT IS A MUST that I celebrate my 21st birthday or I will start to device a plan on how to destroy earth.

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