What I would like to see in my aged parents/grandparents.
I am a boy. Boy is a boy. Girl is a girl but I am not a girl. Why I am not a girl because I am a boy. A very good boy. I have a sister and three parents. Two mothers and one father. They are mad people and I am their mad child We are all mad.
When they are old, I am hoping that they have earned a lot of money by then. Money is money. Not money is not money. Money is good so I like money. When they are old they will not use so much money so I can take all their money and use.
Because of my three parents, there are more of them to take care of each other. I can then go and use their money as they do not need the money. They can go and play chess or sing songs together.
... And then a lady scantily dressed walked in and snatched the little boy's essay...
Principal: Look! It's Marilyn Monroe...
Marilyn Monroe: Honey baby, your essay is crappy. Forget about reading it and just look at me. Ohhhh.... I can feel the strong wind lifting my skirt up. I'm not wearing anything underneath. It feels so refreshing..
Little Boy: Give me back my essay, you bitch!
Marilyn Monroe: What? I can't hear you baby...
Little Boy: I called you a bitch!
Marilyn Monroe: I can't hear you. (Evil laughter)
Signing Off,
Shah Rizal Isaac
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