Jennifer.

It turns out I was the last 'swaku' person on earth to find out that our dear Jennifer, Lopez of course, is dropping by our humble abode we call Singapore for her Dance Again Tour, which is, as videos uploaded on YouTube blatantly scream - fantabulous.

The 43 year old still stands tall, sexy, voluptuous, proportionately sculpted, close to 100% fat free and, in my eyes, has one of the best voices, bodies and performance skills ever. With her hit 'Dance Again' as my personal favourite, which I can just play on my iPod repeatedly like no one cares and where I literally Dance over the top when the clubs play it, J.Lo is definitely a must see - especially on the red carpet.

Let's see what this entrepreneurial woman has donned over the years that has caught our attention, ineluctably.

Gucci

Chanel

Herve Leger 

Who wore it better? Madonna or Jen? In Givenchy.

Valentino

Ah yes...The infamous Versace that shocked the world.

So we see that she can really pull couture off well, and sometimes so well that her asserts are overly flaunted, but hey, aren't we all guilty of that as well?

But what I really admire her for, is her amortality in the industry. Everchanging in style and image, Jennifer has vogued her way to selling over 70 million records, and she's now greedy for some Singaporean investments. Imagine her as Dr. Susan Lim's neighbour in Sentosa Cove, now that'll be interesting. Oh, and did I mention that she will be the first artist to perform at The Meadows at Gardens by the Bay? Beat that Kylie, Christina, Gwen, Rihanna, Jessie J, Lady Gaga, Rod Steward and BIGBANG. Ticket prices range from $99 to $348, let us fabulous peasants decide on the opportunity costs involved when buying concert tickets (like we always do - fuck poverty). 

It will be a show not to be missed. If you haven't heard 'Dance Again' or seen one of her live performances of the said hit on YouTube, you ought to be slaughtered. Hence, like I always say, Always remember - You will live, you will love, and you will Dance Again...A true song about living life to its fullest - AND NOT SURVIVING.