Auto Correct

I hate my phone!

My text messages sent out to people are often auto-corrected.

Christina, what time will you arrive with your hubby? - this was what I typed.

Christina, what time will you arrive with you CHUBBY?  OMG! I was so embarrassed!

And ...

I wanted to ask my gal pal how she fared for her exams.

Hey Cindy, how's your tests? - this was what I typed.

Hey Cindy, how's YOUR BREASTS?

EXCUSE ME? - This was what she replied.