Celebrity Lookalike

I tried the celebrity-lookalike and discovered alot of new things like I didn't really believe that I look like him or her.

http://www.myheritage.com/collage

I'm surprised that on all three photos, I looked like Maggie Cheung.

Presents, And More Presents

I wrote an entry earlier on what yuu can buy for my birthday if you don't know what to look for; http://issacritz.blogspot.com/2008/05/my-wants-for-my-birthday.html

I got most I wanted. Tee-shirts, love from my baby, bag with alot of compartments which was bought from Zinc and cards.

I still don't have NUM tees, black jeans and camera. Muahahaha! They are just suggestions. I'm not really yearning for them.

But, really, if you dont know what to buy for me even when I already told you what you can buy, you can give me HONG BAO = MONEY!

I want money.

It will be better if you give me money for my birthday present.

I'm nearly out of cash now, really. And besides, I have not gotten my salary yet. So please, anyone, have a heart and give me money as a present. *winks*

Money!

Money!

Money!

Money!

Just Random Rants

It was pretty mundane for me for the past two hours. I glued myself to my chair and stared my laptop blankly hoping that something funny would entertain me or probably something would pop out of my laptop screen and scare me. Apparently none of that happen.

I have to make things happen instead. So I started to go to my friends' blogs and colleagues' blogs and also to those blogs that I've started reading recently, ... secretly.

And then afterwards, I surfed for Tyra Banks's photos.

I was comparing how fat Tyra has become over the years even though she claims she is not fat.

Bank’s opening speech — which she delivered in front of a monitor displaying the “unflattering” swimsuit photo the tabloids all published, wearing the same swimsuit she wore in the photo — is stunning, smart, and justifiably angry. (And also displays a degree of body confidence I simply cannot imagine possessing).

The before;

The After;

Now;

Yes, she lost like 60 pounds.

Happy 7th Monthsary!

Time flies and as far as we know it, it is already the 7th month!

My card to you. I decided to post these photos after you went to sleep so that you still won't know how the card looks like.

Sharon Stone, "China Deserves It; Karma"

Sharon Stone left Chinese journalists stunned at the Cannes Film Festival in France last week when she suggested the country's recent earthquake was "karma."

The outspoken actress was talking to a Chinese media outlet on Thursday when she linked the recent disaster, which left more than 67,000 people dead, to China's recent treatment of Tibetans.

She said, "All these earthquakes and stuff happened and I thought, 'Is that karma?' When you are not nice, bad things happen to you. I'm not happy about how the Chinese are treating the Tibetans, I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. They're not being very nice to the Dali Lama, who's a good friend of mine."

Stone's comments come after Chinese security forces attacked Tibetan monks and other ethnic Tibetans after a peaceful independence rally in March turned violent.

The protests marked the annual anniversary of a failed Tibetan uprising against Chinese rule, which has been in place since 1951.

The violent incident, which left at least 16 people dead, prompted many countries to boycott part or all of the opening ceremonies for the Beijing Olympics in China later this summer.

Heath Ledger Joke

Okay, here is the first Heath Ledger joke to be sent to me by a friend from America.

Heath Ledger would be alive today if the masseuse hadn’t called Mary-Kate Olsen. The five minutes that bitch needed to finish throwing up and get to the phone made the disastrous difference. Just think he’d still be alive if she weighed 150lbs.

Puke is on her, joke is on him.

Superstitious

Never put a hat on a bed – I don’t know why, but that is what my mother said.

Never put your purse on the floor – the money will leave you.

Don’t over verbalize how good things are going because God might just take it away from you.

Never say what great time you’re making during a car trip, save it for when you reach your destination.

Never walk under bamboo poles.

There's No Fire In Your Eyes

YES, I have been lamenting on how sick I am and how sick my face look.

Pale! Pale!

Trya Banks Throwing Her Weight Around

There’s been lots of rumors lately about Tyra Banks‘ personality conflicts on the set of “America’s Next Top Model,” but the latest latest development in this story could possibly result in the cancellation of the hit show.

I read from alot of sources on the internet indicating that Tyra and photo shoot creative director Jay Manuel are not getting along, so she might be counting her days left on the show.

An excerpt from what I've found.

An insider said,

It’s gotten so bad that Tyra and Jay aren’t speaking. Tyra barely interacts with the contestants and only wants to show up on judging day.

She’s really throwing all her weight behind her talk show. She’s putting lots of pressure on her staff to keep her show on the map. She had Barack Obama on, she had Hilary Clinton on — she got a taste of playing with the big boys and now ‘Top Model’ seems to detract from her big plans.

Rihanna's New Single - Disturbia

Beat Beyonce flat down girl!

No Excuses

I know I am sick but I cannot take this as an excuse of not doing work or leaving things done halfway or not done at all.

I have to get over this.

Yes, I am sick. But I cannot use this as a reason for being lazy.

Ill pack my day today with tons of things to do.

The Big Dicks

When I first saw these two mushrooms, god, they looked like two big dicks!

The bigger, the better?

Cold Storage At Holland V

I was feeling drowsy and sick but I still went out.

I was posing at the Kotex department but who cares. Pose now Issac!

The Big Telephone

*Ring ring*

*Ring ring*

I looked around and noticed a very big telephone hanging near the toilet. It was ringing but nobody answered.

Issac, "Hello, who's there?"

Unknown caller, " .........................."

Issac, "Who's there?"

Then I heard a man's voice. It seemed that he was groaning.

Unknown caller, "I'm your mama."

Issac, "No, you're not!"

Unknown caller, Ok, you're right. I'm not. Let me tell you a joke now."

I laughed, "So Pamela only has one nipple?"

Goofing Around With Kent

Fine blue prints.

And then we joined the sex and city gang.

And Kent decided to play around with Adam Sandler's cock.

Well, literally...

I have got to kick this habit of mine. Every time I walked past a mirror or reflection, I will stand there, stare at myself and adjust my hair.

TCC Escapade With Kent

My sickness got the better of me and I was feeling draggish yesterday. I felt like someone just pinned me down to the ground.

But the outing with Kent was fabulous!

We ordered smoothies but they tasted like Medicines!




And we ordered royaltines.

I rate the drinks 1.5 / 5 and the cake 3.5 / 5.

Toilet Break

Toilets are meant for shitting and urinating and staring yourself in the mirror.

Issac, "I want to go shit already la!"

Kent, "Just one pose! Give me one pose! Imagine I'm Tyra looking at your photos during deliberation or maybe you can imagine that I am Nigel Barker, noted fashion photographer..."

Paris Hilton's Nose Job

Judging from photos, it looks like Paris Hilton has had two rhinoplasty surgeries. The first in 2001 built up her bridge. The second surgery appears to have slimmed the tip of her nose (too much because now her nose hooks downward). Perhaps, she should have stopped after the first surgery. In spite of the rhinoplasty gone wild, her cheek implants look nice.

Madonna's Hard Breasts

Just when you thought Madonna had run out of plastic, scarily, she has not. Look at how hard her breasts look. She has always sported a modestly somewhat large B cup, but now she's gone for the large implants that pole dancers enjoy. Her breasts look hideously fake and misshapen.

Still, she rocks.

Miss Jay

Holla Miss Jay! I can bet on you that he can be more fun, more crazy, more wild and more fun to be with than any other straight people.

I want a friend like him. Anyone? Muahaha!

Les charmes

Je peux vous assurer que ceux que je sais qui sont des wiccans ou des païens avec leurs magicks combinés, elles ne sont pas plus forts que moi.

Désolé de se vanter au sujet de ceci mais de moi lisez récemment un de mon ex-friend' ; blog de s et là il se vantait au sujet de la façon dont grand il doit avoir ces le magics imprévisible chez lui. Enfer au numéro.

Ils ne veulent pas me voir travailler mon mojo sur eux. Faites- confiancemoi. Ils don' ; t.


Mais maintenant je démange vraiment pour faire un certain mojo pour s'obtenir guéri. Oh bien, je pense que j'ai juste fait avec mon entrée précédente.

I'm Sick and Random Rants

Damn it, I just wished I can chop off my nose right now! I am having block nose. First it was running, now block.

But the funny thing is I get really calm when I am sick. I am not defensive. I am not hot-tempered.

I can't get to sleep. My nose is irritating me.

Count sheeps?

1 sheep, 2 sheeps, 3 sheeps, 4 sheeps ...

I am constantly dreaming of the same dream over and over again. It's like a continuation from the dreams I had on previous nights.

But these dreams tell the truth.

People often say dreams are of the opposite.

My dreams are predicting the future for me. That's somewhat bad and good.

I Start To Dwindle

I looked around, seated on my bed, thinking.

I seek the guidance of those that are beaming,

Bring forth what I must see,

For what the future lies in front of me.

Gold, and silver crayons I draw,

Give me energy from the lion's roar.

Give me what I need to see,

Draw energy from those whom read to set me free.

Bought It From...

Of course, the better-looking guy is the guy in the advertisement.

Ding ding!

Being Sick Is A Good Thing

Being sick isn't always a bad thing. I am having a terrible flu right now and I really hate it and wished it will go away.

My birthday is in a week's time and I don't want to be sick. I wish it will go away. But wishing alone won't do the trick. I've been drinking lots of water and taking lots of flu medicine. But of course, I won't overdose myself.

I am thinking in a positive way. Its good to be sick now than later. Being sick is like snakes shedding their skins.

I will get sick now, and cure myself the fastest way possible. It's like shedding all the negative energy in me and starting anew.

Perfect timing; my birthday.

The Story Of Long Fingernails

There's always a story behind everything. And here's the story of Kent's long fingernails.

He likes to keep his fingernails long for a few reasons. So that he can dig his nose better, get all the shits out.

He likes to keep it long so that he can do manicure on his nails and put all the different colors.

But all these are just primary reasons.

He keeps his fingernails long for sex session. He likes foreplay; scratching the guy's back and then pur like the cat and if his partner disobey him, he'll just shove his fingers in his partner's ass.

So that's how the story goes.

From My Camera Point Of View

Im feeling freaking sick today, diagnosed with flu. Geez, only a week to my birthday and I am already sick.

My face doesn't show that I am sick because I don't have to show it.

I swear I won't go to the western stall ever again because their staffs are super cold and unfriendly.

Kent was trying his best not to spill the teas.

I need a CAMERA! my camera phone sucks. Period.