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My readership is decreasing due to the fact that I have not been updating religiously. Damn the bloody laptop of mine which failed me last Saturday. Curses!

And for the fact that my blog is not any of those interesting, girly-girl blogs.

Lazy me. Stupid updates.

Screw you!

Holla Me Now

I apologize for the lack of updates;

-1. I am extremely busy with my camp stuffs.

-2. Hail the mighty God, my laptop broke down.

-3. Since my laptop has broken down, all my photos stored are automatically erased.

"Joy turns the world to a upside world." I speak senselessly.

Congratulations to me.

This will not be the end. I'll be back with a bang.

Ayumi Hamasaki Forgets Her Lyrics

Forget Ashlee Simpson!

Ayumi's the real thing. She forgot her lyrics. That proves she don't lip-sync when she'd doing concert!





Go Ayumi!

Ayumi Hamasaki's BOSS Commercials

Are you a fan of Ayumi Hamasaki?

Then watch these videos.

Ayumi's acting all cutesy and clumsy!

Sick Boy, Loud Tantrum

It does not feel good to fall sick, with temperature almost rising to 39.0. There was fever epidemic with 7 of my bunkmates falling ill. Thinking that I am a medic and I, being able to take care of myself, I am not prone to the fever epidemic. But boy was I wrong.

I woke up the next day feeling discomfort and pain. I vomitted six times, skipped breakfast and lunch and dinner and realized I was down with fever in the evening.

I was rushed to the other nearby medical center since the one at my camp was already closed.

Damn it.

I don't like falling sick.

And when I'm sick, I get frustrated easily.

It's not like I have the intention of falling sick. My body resistance nowdays seems rather weak. I fall sick quite easily. Damn it!

Plastic Surgery?

This was me 2 1/2 years ago.



And this is me now.

Yahn Saw A Hunk (Me)

Yahn wrote;

You're Hot!!!


At first, I thought it was one of Isaac's hunky friends and I was very turned on by his physique. But I was wrong lor.

After much "staring" into the picture, I realised something.

The guy in sleeveless...is ISAAC!!!

Part 4 : Isaac Wears Sleeveless.

Cruelty

Sometimes you will be at the lowest point of your life and you wonder how you can get back up again.



It revolves.

It is made of paper and it can be crushed.

Nightmares/ The Dark Side

I had a really bad dream! A vengeful spirit clawed me in my dream and it just would not want to go away. It followed me around and I actually cried in my dream.

Yesterday, at Attica, I was burnt by a cigarettee butt, followed by accidental splash of liquor onto my shirt twice.

What's happening?

Then I figured it out.

What day is today?

Sept 11!

Right, I'm going back to sleep and let time pass faster.

Hip Hop's In!

This post will be updated soon...

Chain Those Pervertic Ah Peks!

I whistled while waiting for the other end of the receiver to answer my call. Then, I decided to go to the gents to relieve myself after purchasing movie tickets.

My bladder was about to burst.

I rushed into one of the cubicles, unzipped my pants and was still waiting for the other end of the receive to answer my call.

Then, I felt weird.

Though I was in the cubicle, I felt as if there were eyes or should I say, someone looking at me.

I looked down and noticed a hand reaching out for my leg from the other cubicle.

What the fuck?!

Before I could step on it, he pulled his hand back through the openings below. This is not good. I was still peeing!

Then the hand came again.

I'm going to pee at your hand if you don't move away!

Immediately, I zipped up my pants and unlocked the cubicle door. I pushed opened the door only to realize there was an Ah Pek standing outside of my cubicle. I stared at him.

I squeezed through him but only to be molested. He touched my crotch! Darn him! I took out my handphone from my pocket and dialled the numbers 9 9 9 and showed the screen to him.

See this? I said.

The Ah Pek was scared stiff. He decided to run away. But before he escaped, he brushed his hands on my crotch again!

What the fuck?!

I rushed back home, had a thorough shower. I felt so dirty.

I'm sorry baby for not protecting myself! So sorry!

Self - Titled; Icyboy85

Very Creative right? But it's a yesteryear photo so I shan't use it.

The photo below is my orginal, unedited version.

Bloack and white seems dull. And the words are not the least interesting at all. Why did I ever put this photo to a black and white mode? - Ugly!

I need help from the professionals. I asked Runie for help for my photo. Okay, he's not exactly a pro but at least his work is somewhat impressive.

He placed a small face poster of me at the bottom right of the photo with my name on it.

I said, "Cool!"

Then, I become more greedy.

"Runie, can you add more spice to the photo?"

And then I said, "Woah!"

My Celebrity Look-alikes

I came across a site where you can actually have your face analysed and traced to whether you look like any of the celebrities.

I uploaded my photo and there they started scanning.

Yummy! I resemble like Jude Law. I am Jude Law. I feel extremely good-looking for once.

Wah! I resemble like Koda Kumi leh! That slut!

Fann Wong? Oh my god, I feel like an Ah Jie already! I love Kate Hudson, especially when she acted in The Skeleton Key. She acts more in comedies rather than those scary shitty movies.

I look like Kim Rae Won leh!

I uploaded another photo of mine.

I resemble Leslie Cheung again.

And the Korean heart-throb!

Worship me!

I uploaded another photo of mine.

Zhang Ziyi? Aishwariya Rai? Gillian Cheung? I resemble all those famous people?

Wait, this is not right! Are you implying I'm pretty!

Pretty? What the hell! I'm a guy!

This is getting more intensed and fun.

Let me upload my friends's photos instead and see who they resemble.

Uday Hussein?!

Ah! Sarah Michelle Gellar! My favorite actress!

I uploaded my xiao di's photo. Not much of a match though.

Sarah Michelle Gellar again?!

My sergeant resembles Jamie Foxx, Michael Buble and Coolio!

Oh, wait a minute! Isn't that P. Ramlee? What? Sergeant Hafiz = P. Ramlee?

Janice's cute and it's no wonder she resembles all the cutesy pies.

Michelle does resembles like Michelle Chia. Same name somemore!

Angelina Jolie... Woooo!

My sister is Ashton Kutcher. Muahaha!

Runie has more resemblance to older celebrities. Haha! Wait, Monica Bellucci? Do you strip and act in RA shows, Runie?

All the good-looking models! I told you so! You resemble Tyra Banks!

Wu Yi? Muahaha!

Michelle's A BeatBoxer

Michelle's multi-talented. Previously, she owns a hamper shop. The following year, she participated in a cosmetic competition and she won Miss. Beautiful and Miss. Charismatic.

She appeared in Cadburry's commercial and now she's doing beatboxing.


She went for classes and now she's ready to beatbox!



Kawaii neh!

Anyone wants to hire her as a beatboxer?

*winks*

Delayed Events

I am a ... CAM-WHORE!

Who says guys aren't narcissistic? Oh, my sister styled my hair.

Evil Twin: You're such a poser leh, Isaac!

I was taking like a gazillion photos of myself when suddenly I noticed something strange about my face.

I only then realize that one of my eyes was bigger than the other! What the heck?!

Then I proceeded to meet Ivan, who was late for 15 minutes! Correction - we were suppose to meet at 5 but it was postponed to 630pm.

And he wanted to bring me to somewhere nice to eat - an Indonesian Restaurant.

Ah, it was actually Estelle77. I've been there before but did not really want to go there the second time as the food wasn't really my cup of tea.

Ivan seems happy with his food!

Ivan.

I ordered Happy Soda!

And pisang goreng with chocolate and cheese.

Darn, the service sucks! My food arrived half an hour later!

Then, we proceeded to Wheelock Place to meet my tertiary schoolmate, Devi.

I received my belated birthday present!

Instead of watching the 7.40pm show, we caught the 9.50pm show instead. There were alot of hiccups and postponing of events.

It frustrates me.

After purchasing the tickets, we went to Cineleisure's foodcourt for a light meal.

Ivan and I.

Max.

We had to wait for Max to arrive before purchasing the tickets.

Fulfilling My Dreams; Visiting Japan

One of the first few countries I want to visit after I ORD is ...

JAPAN!

It's a place where technology is advanced and great. And there's Ayumi Hamasaki too!

Japan is situated in northeastern Asia between the North Pacific and the Sea of Japan. The area of Japan is 377,873 square kilometers, nearly equivalent to Germany and Switzerland combined or slightly smaller than California. Japan consists of four major islands, surrounded by more than 4,000 smaller islands.

There is only one official language spoken in Japan, which is of course Japanese. However, many Japanese are able to understand English to a certain extent since English is the foreign language that everyone must learn as part of compulsory education. Even if you don't understand Japanese, you can still certainly enjoy Japan. But if you know a few everyday Japanese phrases then it will make your trip even more memorable. A few words make a big difference.

Hotels

All of Japan's cities have many western-style hotels, with famous-name chains well represented in all larger cities. Especially in peak tourist seasons, it is best to book far in advance.


First Class Hotels

Japan's finest hotels have all the facilities and amenities that you would rightfully expect at any world-class hotel. These top-end hotels cater to visiting corporate executives and other overseas guests who can afford deluxe or first-class accommodations. Services provided by English-speaking staff people include 'executive salon' secretarial services and access to computers and facsimile transmission equipment.

The restaurants in these hotels are counted among the finest in the major cities, with a variety of cuisines to choose from. From shopping malls and cocktail lounges to room service and interpreter service, these hotels can offer virtually everything the guest could want or need. Most of them provide direct limousine bus connections to the nearest international airports.

A double or twin room at a deluxe hotel will cost an average of 30,000 yen per night, and around 20,000 yen at a first-class hotel. All member hotels of the Japan Hotel Association maintain consistently high standards of service and facilities.

Sapporo Snow Festival

Sapporo turns into a snow museum!
Internationally renowned and Japan's largest snow festival

Dates:For 7 days, starting in the second week of February
Places:Odori Site, Susukino Site, Satorando Site in Sapporo
City: Chuo-ku & Higashi-ku, Sapporo City

Rows of small and large snow statues are on display at three sites in Sapporo City during this festival, which is visited by two million people including overseas tourists. Odori Park which serves as the main venue is located in the city center, and a space extending 1.5km transforms into a snow museum.

International Square (Nishi 11 chome, Odori) becomes the stage for the International Snow Statue Contest and every year more than 10 teams compete from all over the world. As this is a park, you can drop by whenever you like.

The lit-up snow statues are so beautiful (-22:00). Moreover, the ice sculptures displayed at the Susukino Site, which is also a famous nightspot district, create a truly fantastic world. Here, you will discover unique works with Hokkaido delicacies such as crab, cuttlefish and salmon frozen inside the ice, which are fun to look at.

It's so beautiful. It's like paradise.

It's considered and done that I am definitely going to JAPAN!