Harder To Let Go

I have my reasons for disallowing a few of my friends to send me to the airport. It will be harder for me to let go and I will get pretty emotional if many send me to the airport.

Of course, I don't want to cry in front of all of you. And I don't want people to think that I am an emotional person. *Laughs*

That's my reason for not allowing a few of you to send me to the airport.

I love you all! Wait for my return. I'll see what I can get from Brunei.

Away From Civilisation

Ah! All of you are lucky people. I'm in the jungles, away from civilisation. And I'm soon to climb the mountain.

Drinking coffee?

Watching movies?

Playing games at arcade?

Singing our hearts out at KBOX?

Having sex?

Clubbing?

I envy you. I still have 2 more weeks to go. I will definitely do all these when I get back to Singapore.

The Reign Japanese Pop Queen

Ayumi Hamasaki still remains in the hearts of many. Her vocals are powerful and her songs are always catchy. She has a unique style of her own.

Of course, that's why she's still the Queen of pop.

Recently, they introduced Koda Kumi, claiming that she is making her way up to the throne. "Where does that leave Ayumi Hamasaki?"

Bullshit!

I tried listening to one of Koda Kumi's songs and it suck.

Why is her sales soaring?

Simply put, she's a slut. Look at all her MTVs, skimply dressed, dancing sexily with the men.

Now what's there to compare?

Peak of Mount Biang

We have to climb the tallest mountain in Brunei. It will be tougher for me than anyone else because I am carrying a 28KG Medic bag. Have pity on me.

Climbing up the mountain will not be an easy task for me.

Pray for me.

But they say, once you reach to the top of the mountain, the view is magnificant.

Public Sex

My friend once told me that he had sex in the public. I was stunned to hear that coming from him. He looked so decent and down-to-earth. Never did I expect he to have sex at the beach and at public toilets with his girlfriend.

Tsk! Tsk!

Would you be as daring as him?

Eggs-licious

Bring me to restaurants that serve eggs. Fry eggs for me. Boil eggs for me! I love eggs!

Eggs! Yummy!

Goodbye To You

I'm flying off to Brunei tonight at 2359 for my tranings. I will be back on the 8th of May. I'll miss you guys! That does not mean I will not be updating my blog even though I will be away. The comment box with be disabled, so if you want to reach me, e-mail me @ icyboy85@gmail.com

I will miss you guys!

Online Chat

Want to know them more? Have you been seeing their pictures, reading their entries but never did get close to them? This is a chance for you to chat with them, today, from 9.30pm - 11.30pm.



Jaishree, Yahn, Icyboy85 and Runie.

The Pervertic Guy (R.A)

There's no nude pictures or whatsover but the conversations are rather explicit. Pervertic I must say. It's so sick that you will feel disgusted with that PERV! This entry is rated R.A. Do not read if you can't take vulgarities or explicit descriptions on SEX.

Author's note: The wordings in italic is the PERV's guy conversations.

I woke up, not knowing what to do or where to go. So I decided to update my blog. Anyway, I'm short. SHORT!

Maybe if I do something different today or do some research on certain things then I have something interesting to blog about. I logged on to IRC (Internet Relay Chat). I was still deciding of which chatroom should I go to.

#Teens? - Too boring. Nothing that's of interest. I decided to try something new. I entered the chatroom #SEX. And no, I was not there for any funny business of course. I changed my nick to mystery and typed at the chatroom, "Anybody wants to chat with me?"

Seconds later, I received numerous private messages.

"Sure. Are you a boy or a girl?", "Good day, had sex before?", "I'm horny. Are you a girl?"

Stupid! So stupid! Those horny bastards! I clicked the ignore button.

For the entire time there, I received the same private messages until one said something interesting and different from the others.

"I'm 24 years old this year and I'm curious if you ever done a video of you having sex before?"
*Shocked*

I replied, "Of course not! How about you? You made videos of you having sex with other people?"

"Well, nah! But I'm going to make one pretty soon. How old was the oldest guy you had sex with?"

Basically, I was stumped for words. I believed that he thought I was a girl. After some time, I played along.

"The guy was 27 yrs old," I answered.

"How old were you then?"

"18..."

"Do you want to guess the youngest girl I ever had sex with? Very mega mega young! I bet you will be shocked after knowing her age! " *Laughs*

"14?"

"Nah! Much more younger than 14."

What the...! Isn't that guy having sex with an underage girl? Oh my god. I was brutally shocked!

"12?"

"She's 10!"

"Who is she and where did you know her from?" I asked,

"She was my neighbour. She stayed 3 floors below me!"

"How did it happen?"

"Well, four months ago, I befriended her at the void deck. She needed more money to buy something at the provision shop. So I spared her a few dollars. In exchange, I asked her if she was willing to make friends with me. She agreed. We exchanged numbers."

"We will meet everytime she finished her lessons at school."

"Why is she willing to meet you?"

"She said that she cannot return back the money as she did not have much cash with her. I told her that it was perfectly fine as long as she can make me happy la. Then one day I told her to come to my house."

"How much did she owe you?" I asked.

"Just 5 dollars..."

"Then i saw her school uniform drenched with sweat so I decided to ask her to bathe. I told her I would not mind her using my bathroom. She bathed and then I bathed."

"Together?"

"No. I went inside the room and saw her naked. She was changing. When she saw me she was shocked. Then, I purposely dropped my towel. She saw my dick. Surprised she was!"

"And she asked why my dick was huge and thick. And I asked her whether she seen a dick before? I urged her to touch..."

"She was stroking my cock with her two hands and I was playing with her nipples. Her tiny nipples."

By the time I heard all this, I was utterly disgusted. I wanted to log off. That guy is a disgrace to the society.

He continued, "She took a ruler and measure my cock. She was amazed at how big and long my cock is. She has to hold ony cock with two hands. She tried sucking but only can suck my dick head. She said it was very huge and thick, and she was licking all over my cock."

Stop! Literally, he was describing how he managed to get the girl.

"And she was asking me why I was doing this to her. I told her that she owes me alot of things. the things that I bought for her. Then i told her.... the only way to repay me was to do what i told her to do."

Naive!

"Alot of blood splatted out from her *****! She was crying.....while i was fucking her."

I heard enough. She's 12. Underage, blood oozing out from her you-know-what. Sigh!

An Interview With Jaishree

"The strongest tree in the forest is not the one in the middle where it has been shielded from the winds n storm but rather, the strongest tree is one that has become stronger because everytime the storm comes, it will only drive its roots deeper into the soil, thus making it even stronger to face adversity. This tree is ME."

Jaishree is a down-to-earth girl. She is someone who is romantic and loving.

She's been through alot these years but she never gives up on herself. To me, she is a very strong and independent girl.

"A true friend is one who's concerned abt wat we are becoming,who sees beyond the present relationship,and who cares deeply abt us as a whole person."

"Thats what's a friend is for,when you are lost in darkness & searching for the light, to help you through those lonely nights,when everything around you fails just hold out ur hand,and I'll come running, that's what a friend is for."

Hi Jaishree! How are you today?

Jaishree: It's Thursday morning and I have lecture. I'm fine.

I'm going to do an interview with you today.

Jaishree: I'm not as interesting as Yann. *Laughs* Come to think of it, you have interviewed me before. You can browse through your archives to retrieve that interview.

That was like a year ago and it was a short one. I believe most of them, my blog readers, want to know you more. I've been mentioning and posting your pictures on my websites and they've seen it. Now, it's time for you to tell more about yourself to them.

Jaishree: *Laughs* Alright but I'm simply brain dead today so I can't think much and the answer I give you might bore everyone.

*Laughs*

Jaishree, do you have a blog?

Jaishree: No.

Why not? With an increasing trend of people getting a blog, should you not have a blog for yourself too?

Jaishree: I don't see the need to follow trends. Moreover, I'm pretty much of a private person.

What's your take on the Tammy NYP video?

Jaishree: I'm kinda sitting on the fence for this. She did suffer alot of embarassment from it and I do feel sorry for her but on the other hand, I feel that she should not have left such private stuff lying around.

I agree with you on that. I do feel sorry for her too.

Jaishree: Yeah.

You're the cuttest girl in town. Getting dates would not be a problem for you, am I right? *winks*

Jaishree: Who would date a ugly but adorable girl? Hmm... *Laughs hsyterically*

*Stunned*

Jaishree: All I can say is I've yet to meet my knight in shining armour.

What qualities a guy should possess that interest you?

Jaishree: I'm a woman of the heart. Someone with a good heart appeals to me more than anything.

A girl like Jaishree should not be alone. I believe her knight in shining armour will appear soon. Are you her knight in shining armour?

An Interview With Yann

An aspiring playwright & actor, Yann has always wanted to act since the tender age of 10. Stirred by this passion, he has performed in his former school plays, as part of both the English and Malay LDDS groups.

Given any opportunity, he would like to further improve his new-found interest in playwriting. He sees theatre as a platform to express his feelings and is determined to pursue his dream with much enthusiasm and fervour. Recently he performed in The Necessary Stage's M1 Theatre Connect Secrets In My Room; which was his first ever ticketed public performance, and was a participant in TheatreWork's Singapore Young Dramatist Award 2004.

If you like what he writes in this interview, visit his blog @ http://phunktv.blogspot.com

The moment I saw him online on MSN, i clicked on his name and started to interview him.

Hi Yann! This is an interview. How long have you been blogging and what actually spurs you to blog?

Yann: 3 years i think....influenced by http://www.livejournal.com/users/ambarvalia . By the way, what is spur? It sounds like sperm.

You know this is an interview and it will be posted on my entry. So whatever you say will be typed in the entry.

Yann: Oh my god! (censored a few words)

What makes you different from the other writers?

Yann: I have a brain of my own. (Laughs hysterically.) But to be honest, i love to add a certain twist to my entry lah...like blow it damn bloody big...dramatised everything lah. sometimes, i even add fictional characters or out of this world situation.

"Drama-mama what," he added.

Have you made great friends or enemies through blogging?

Yann: You're one of them. Enemies as in competition. i am, no doubt about it, loves challenges and very competitive. When i am competitive, i tend to be very either bitchy or horny.

Stunned.

Yann: Friends? Let me think (as if I got brain like that). Alot lah...but I dont like to kaypoh on other people's life. Why leh?

As an interviewer, I'm curious. Your life seems interesting.

Yann: You're not curious, you're bloody kaypoh.

What's your take on the Tammy NYP video?

Yann: Tammy NYP? Imitation of Paris Hilton. Trying to hard lah....another symptoms of Singaporean = cheap. Alot of my str8 friends got turn on by it. Do i need to be politically correct here? (begins to talk like Tony Blair) Last but not least, at the end of the day, I feel that media is the root of all evil and youngsters nowadays are daring enough to stand forth and be challenged.

Yann: Anymore questions? I have not taken my dinner yet!

How often do you update your blog?

Yann: When i dont get my period. Lovely right? When I got something to write lah...like the general elections lah, homosexual stuff, things that I find rather disturbing lah.

I heard that you're currently dating someone. Is that true?

Yann: NO. Single, available and desperate. I am young and still wanna slut around. (Laughs hysterically again) Kidding! I am single and not dating anyone at the moment.

Who are your competitors at this moment? Are they of any threat to you?

Yann: THREAT!!!? Please lah...kicak kobeng! Competitors? http://foldingpaperplanes.blogspot.com and http://modgurl.blogspot.com

Are you a party animal?

Docha love thye way i danced yesterday with your *****? (Laughs uncontrollaby)

Describe your blog in less than 15 words.

Yann: In two words can?

Blogiliciously Phunkee!

The High Fashion, the Good-Lookers & And The Miss

This is Donz, Isaac's himbotic twin, reporting live from icyboy's newstation. To recap what I'd wrote from the previous entry; Isaac is on hiatus and I shall be writing all his entries for the meantime.

*Laughs like Paris Hilton*

Now, we'll check out on the year's high fashion and the miss, the good-lookers and the cannot-make-it-ones.

Will there be nude pictures? I can't tell you yet. Keep on reading! Be entertained. *Muacks*

I am now at Cruella's forest and amazing enough, I have spotted 3 teenage girls. Look at those stuffs, there're OH-LA-LA!

Let's zoom in.

Wow! I have to get them!

Look at their bags. Sooo nice! I personally call it the rooster brand. It's fashionable. It's a must buy! I have it too.

The weather's hot today ya? *Takes handkerchief out from his sling bag and wiped the sweat from his forehead*

And now we'll check the unglamorous trends and styles.

Oh! I spotted one!

I am not sure what this guy is thinking but definitely, he has no style at all. He looks like a lost kid or probably a thai worker trying to create his own fashion. Bad!

The picture below is what I called man with style.

Huh? What?

...

Broadcasting interruptions

Oh! They are the same person. But why his taste differs? It's like... why do they call it sea of tuna when it's actually chicken?

OH MY GOD!

*Runs to his objectives*

Oh LA LA! Look at his muscles! So big. His chest - yummy! Face? - Nah. Eyes are too small.

Eyes that are nice should be like the ones in the next picture!

Very seductive!

I like her smile! So sweet but her... her ... boobs are...

"WHAT?" asked one of the audiences.

Her boobs are...

"BIG IS IT?" shouted one of the audiences. "You mean like this?"

Oh my...

If you want to sex things up with your partner, especially those guys out there who wants to sexually attract a girl in bed, buy a trasparent boxers. *Smiles*

Squeeze em`, girls!

I am Donz (I'm Isaac's Himbotic Twin)

Hi, my name is Donz. I'm Isaac's himbotic twin. Isaac is currently busy with his work. Meantime, I will be writing the entries for him. Yeehaa!

You see... Isaac's sister has a twin too.

But this entry is not about her. It's about me, Donz.

Agree?

Oh! I know! my left side of the brain is bigger than the right. *Claps hand*

But I am disfigured. I have a scar on my forehead. *Sobs uncontrollably*

What does that got to do with the pointed circular thing on the car? questioned Isaac's sister.

I'm really loving myself. Muacks! *Waves to everyone*

Video; Drunken Mahathir

I've started to put videos in my entries, thought that it might add more colors. Anyone of you knows of any nice site where I can upload videos? Or is youtube the only reliable site where I can upload my videos to?

Medic Outing

People today, in all this new world technology and thinking, have lost sight of what a true friendship is. So, in sprit of my best friends from my medic course, I thought I would help the world out a little and explain what real, true friends are.

1. Friends don't have to be exactly the same. Friends have similarities but they also have their differences. They key to opening up the world of friendship is not only to expand on similarities but to accept each other's faults. Because you can't ever judge your friend.

2. Friends have to argue! No one likes to but it is necessary to be healthy. Cause if you agree on everything, either the government has expanded cloning subjects or someone isn't being true and is trying a little too hard.

3. You have to be comfortable together or else you just aren't going to click. If you feel edgy around the person then something isn't quite right.

4. Friends love unconditionally. They have there little angry moments but what's done is done and all is forgive and forget. Why let something that happened in the past ruin what happiness you could have in the future?

I think I'm the most himbotic person in the group but that does not really matter because I'm loving it.

Wah lau eh! I look so dark in the picture!

Chinaman, "Eh, you and Michael look so gayish in the photo, look like a couple! He, wearing a singlet and you putting your hands over his shoulder!"

Mahathir had too much of tiger beer, he's getting drunk!

Waisan, could not be bothered with me taking his picture when he's so concentrated with his chicken wing.

If only my mouth could open as big as Michael.

The above picture was taken with flash..

This picture is quite blurry without the flash!

No, it's not the photographer's fault. But it's kind of shaky ya? And there's a glimpse of the photographer's finger on the bottom left of the picture!

Douglas trying to get his pose right. Wacky!

This picture is taken without the flash.

Not good. Lousy picture!

Need to take another.

Ok, I guessed as much that taking pictures with flash is better.

2nd take! It's bad!

3rd take - much better!

They're drunk, especially Mahathir. He's went crazy afterward.

I took a picture of him taking a picture of himself.

I wanted to join them but fear I might get drunk and I was sick. But minutes later, I drank but only half a glass. Hooray to me, I did not get drunk!

Chinaman, "If you get drunk, I'm not going to carry you home!"

He did not look too good. He's really, really drunk!

I very dark le! Why ah?

We took a group photo before leaving for home.

Gothic (Video; NC 16 - Vugarity)

Yann aka PhunkTv (http://phunktv.blogspot.com) with his black nails.

Bloody scary la! I nearly peed in my pants!

Yann + Supermodel = Diva

Yann sat at the corner of the pub and prayed, "I will be the best male supermodel! I will be the world's best male supermodel! And nobody can stop me!"

"Ah! I feel like so empowered! Uh, I can feel it. Oh, yes!"


"Huh? Oh, shoot! Get the camera out of my face!"

I'm Short

Yann and my godbrother, Ivan, are taller than me! I am short! I'm just 1.7m.

When You go 'Ah'!

It was a dull afternoon and I was stuck doing fire pricket. It's like guard duty but all I have to do was to stay in one of the room and be activated when there's fire. Basically, my job was to rot in the room with my other platoon mates.

We did an experimentation on one of my platoon mates who later grew another arm.

An experiment that failed miserably. Now, he's a freak. But I told him that it was actually good to have another arm.

Imagine you can do alot of things with 3 arms. You can fondle the girl's boobs, do handjob and play with a fake pussy.

'Ah'!

Afterwards, we played card games; magick the gathering. Whoever lose will have to strip and dance the macerena.

I objected and they decided to give me another punishment if I lost.

I lost 3 times in a row and had to run around naked, shouting, "I am a gay boy!"

'Ah'!

Missing

They say I am missing something in life. I'm not sure what. Someone tell me?

Author's note: I have so many photos to upload. Give me time.

Thinking

It took me quite a while to decide. Finally, I came up with what I want and that is to continue blogging with blogger instead of using wordpress.

I like wordpress because it can categorize my posts but apart from that, templates are limited, fonts are ugly, and it's just actually a carbon-copy of blogger.

So, yeah.

I got my answer.

Hybernation

All I need now is a super long rest and when I wake up the next day, I swear I will be the-used-to-be-talkative-chirpy-himbotic-guy again.

SMM Friends (Nee Soon Camp)

Life there was like Heaven. Every 4 hours, there will definitely be canteen break. The sergeants there are great teachers. Never did we create trouble for them as for they treat us like friends.

I miss life there. Today, I looked through my SMM photo album. Those moments can never be replaced.

The guy 2nd from the left is my buddy. He, is an intelligent person, able to absorb information quicker than anyone else. And when I'm in need of help, be it during our practical test or theory, he would lend a helping hand.

The guy on the far right is from the same camp as I am. A true Ah beng he is. *Laughs*

The Indian guy behind, Viknesh, always gets on my nerve but reall, he's a nice guy. Just irritating at times!

I was clueless about the photo-taking. I was at the back talking to one of my bunkmates!

The guy on the left is excused from wearing uniforms. Rashes will develop on his body if he neglects the doctor's instructions.

Everyone else except for C.K, the guy sitting at the bottom right, are looking at the camera. Did I mention he is slow.

We are from the same unit but different company. Far left to right; Support company, Charlie company, Alpha company, and Bravo company.

Zhaorong really resembles my godbrother, Amal, in certain angles.

The smokers! *Laughs!*

These poses are wacky because they are imitating the 3rd guy, C.K. He always does that when he's brain-dead.

Our Medic arm band!

Getting ready for the platoon photo!