'Marketing' Lessons

Good fxxks are just like good marketers

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

* That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. You pay your friend to go up to him and point at you saying, "He's fantastic in bed."

* That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him, and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

* That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your pants. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie pressing your crotch lightly against his and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

* That's Public Relations.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

* That's Spam.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.

* That's a Sales Representative

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

* That's Tech Support.

You are on a forum. You message a handsome guy online and say "I'm fantastic in bed"

* That's Online Marketing

You walk into Shogun and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

* That's Brand Recognition. (ULTIMATE)

You wrote on a forum on, "How to be fantastic in bed" and you got mails wanting to try out how good you are in bed.

* That's Indirect Marketing.

You found out from others that someone had copied your "Techniques in bed"

* That's Piracy.

You offer tips to your friends on, "How to be fantastic in bed".

* That's Consultancy.

You bedded more than enough men to write a book on, "How to be fantastic in bed".

* That's a Guru.