My First Kiss

They say the first kiss will always be the most wonderful and memorable kiss.

BULLSHIT!

I had my first kiss.

It was memorable.

BUT IN A BAD WAY.

When I was young, I was naive.

I was like a ku ku bird. Don't know this. Don't know that.

I had my first girlfriend when I was 16. But we never hold hands. We never go out with each other. We would only see each other in school.

We never gave our first kiss to one another.

I GAVE MY FIRST KISS to a guy in his late twenties or early thirties instead!



OMG!

Yes, I am hearing all the screams right now.

It was unfortunate.

I don't know how it went about.

All I know was he's short, average looking, and abit of a chub.

AND I GAVE MY FIRST KISS TO HIM.

Can I rewind time, please?