Sunday, August 31, 2008
Saturday, August 30, 2008
My New Email Add
Friday, August 29, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Coming..
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Olympic Blast!
Allergic To Facial Foam
Shoutout To My Baby
Powered By Batteries
A sticker was placed on the high voltage box depicting that powerful Duracell batteries were used.
Kids And Teachers
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables..
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Rolling Star
I want to live in a world of peace
Without conflict, like the one I’ve seen in my dreams
I just can’t keep it inside
I’ve gotta say what I wanna say
The bus stop at twilight, on the way home
Saying bye bye bye to the sad backs of others
Your face doesn’t show your fighting pose
A world like the one I’ve seen in my dreams
Without conflict, daily peace
But in reality,I sometimes I worry about
Love and the day to day grind
Those Rolling Days!
You would never hold a lie, no never
All my loving, without it, I can’t go on
Sweet love like I’ve seen in my dreams
Lovers searching for hidden faces
But in reality, the days we can’t meet
Continue on, but I believe LONELY DAYS
Even if you stumble, WAY TO GO, YEAH YAY
A muddled rolling star!
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Advertorial; Korean Necklaces
There are korean earrings and necklaces.
Since only ladies can wear them, I decided to give them to my fellow blogger who will be endorsing them instead of me. She is my representive for the Korean necklaces and earrings. Do check her site ; http://classiclicious.blogspot.com/
These necklaces are the fantasies of many ladies. Accessories are important and they add those extra sparkles on you.
The necklaces ranges from $20 to $40 and $40 to $70. E-mail me if you are interested in them at issacritz@gmail.com .
Uncle, Uncle, Uncle!
Monday, August 25, 2008
Thinking Of You
Psst, I am Going To ...
No Real Talents
Don't Blog Because...
I Am Not An Angry Person
My Notty Little Putty Cat!
The Veronicas
I want to have a best friend that can joke like nobody's business, share secrets, go out together and kill each other's mind, just like The Veronicas.
Kent ah? Er.. Count him in with Jaz and Nadz la. Hehe.
Maria, My Tennis Idol
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Thunderous Roar
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Fivefolds
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Sleep Early
Meryl Streep And Lindsay Lohan
The old and the new picture !
It shows Lohan and Meryl Streep, in an intimate embrace that Lohan likens to that of a mother and child.
The double portrait was, in fact, an idea that Lohan herself pitched to the magazine, and she marvels at the contrasts it reveals between herself and Streep—"the old and the new," she says.
Workaholic-Issac
Lost My Handphone In The Cab
Tweaking / Photoshopping
So this is my original photo (above) and ...
... this is the editted one! Not much of a difference eh?